RoyalOrleans
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Bitches in glass fucking burkas should not throw rocks.
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Either way, makes no difference now.
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If I don't own the land that my house is built on, then who owns it? Local government is a better guess than renting it from God. God loves landowners and wants us to have it.
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And you know that talking out of your ass will get you killed or maimed, churl.
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We may have risen from the primordial ooze, but I am almost certain that you were shat out.
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Despite the tragedy, I could give a two-penny ass fuck about NASA. Why do the shitheels in Yankton insist on dumping money into a failed endeavor? If the Federalies want to dump money into the space program, then they should dump money into stem cell research.
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(Refuses bong, but shotguns two beers). Before we ever ascended to sapience, do you ever wonder what were our intentions?
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I'd certainly throw my vote in for the legalisation of drugs. This country is too Baptist.
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"I can lick my own eyebrows."
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Perhaps this will persuade that 85% to push Hezbollah out themselves.
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Well some look delicious and others look like bearded clams.
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Fuck Hannity.
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The money you saved does not come back to you all of a sudden with an apology letter and a muffin basket. The money is routed back into the penal system. Then we can contemplate the motherfucking ifs....
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Burro Australiano
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"Hey, baby. I've got beer." "Honey, you is so fine you remind me of gravy. I wanna pour you in a plate and sob you up with a biscuit." "So.... is this your school?"
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Double Cunt = A whole lot of fun.
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What about taking a hammer to your ballsack and whacking them until the loss of blood causes you to faint, fade, and croak? Just a thought.
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I dip my fries in catsup, because ketchup is nasty. -
No one, but no one fucks with the Israel and not feel the brunt of their military.
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With bacon and a porkchop?
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A few more classics to throw your way... National Lampoon's Vacation Airplane
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Animal House has to be one of the greatest movies ever, EVER made. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't quote any number of great characters.
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Those sexy elbows are making my putter flutter.
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In the tense she used, I think it was carrion-fowl. Such as, vultures and crows.
