RoyalOrleans
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Bush is starting to look more and more like Nixon
RoyalOrleans replied to Lethalfind's topic in Off Topic
This is funny and sad... http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm -
Vince Young is a manchild... a god prodigy.
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Happy Birthday, ToriAllen.
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What the fuck is going on in here?
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I grew up in a similar household, however it was understood that men do it as a right of passage, but women wait until they're married. Quite a conundrum.
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My life is an open book, IP. I grew up in rural Georgia, spent some time in the Corp, married twice, spent some time in the can, and here I am today; a half a wise-ass.
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I was in the USMC at the time my Uncle Clancy sat as Chairman of the 9th District Board of Education. During this time, the "Support Our Troops" bumper stickers hit their peak. The only time my uncle has ever acknowledged me was during this time when he had a picture of him and me together plastered all over billboards and such. Crappy photo, too. It was from my first and only Christmas visit home... drunk as hell!
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Owww... man! I hated that show! Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly and has a huge nose.
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They can read whatever they want to of mine. I have nothing to hide, nor a guilty conscious.
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It depends on whom the "layee" is.
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Well the various Sopranos episodes are made available on DVD compilations and you can rent them via NetFlix for next to nothing.
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Are there any Sopranos fans here? I am on pins and needles awaiting their sixth season premier.
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My keys have that microchip thingamajigger, too. That's why I was so damn stressed about their whereabouts. Cheap? No! Frugal? Yes!
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Your New Years resolution... quit fucking lying to yourself.
RoyalOrleans replied to phreakwars's topic in Off Topic
I hate Texas, Tennessee, Missouri, and Alabama... I plan on staying out of those states this year. -
Nope. I left them in the deadbolt! I came home drunk as hell and must've left them there.
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Nope, but they were fucking cold when I did find them.
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Stranger things have happened; I once left my soul here. I found it lurking around here: http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=34492
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I can't find my car keys! Where the hell are they? I MUST run three errands today (Mail off the mortgage, truck payment, and a haircut.) and I am unable to leave! Where the fuck are they? Obvious places I have looked and looked again: My pants My junk drawer My truck (!!!) coffee table Not so obvious places, I know I wouldn't have put them my ass thrown into a drain into the reservoir down the toilet Fuck! Where are they hiding?
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When I was an alien, cultures were just opinions.
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Yes. This was the background storyline for an Isaac Asimov novel by the same name, "i just heard that thousands of years ago people had the o blood type, but when people started migrating around the planet there were more blood types created. now doctors are finding certain blood types mean you should eat certain things. anyone else ever hear this?".
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Well... I'm at that point of no return in my life. Either I keep on sinning or I put myself on the path of straight and narrow. Judge not lest ye be judged.... and I have by a judge.
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Well, shit yeah! The perfect example of this; the muckrakers that interviewed New Orleans refugees. I mean, could they have found a bigger lot of white trash and ghetto apes?
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That will get you nowhere in the politics of your local state or federal penitiary.
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Somebody has to serve in the Mess Hall.
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I thought I caught Buddha raiding my fridge, turned out to be my younger brother raiding my fridge. He's such a roly-poly fathead.