RoyalOrleans

Everyone calls me, "Asshole". Even my mom.

With the help of Google Image Search, RO would take first place. RO is getting upset.

Before this gets all bent out of shape, this thread is directed at employers and bosses. This morning, I was asked by a co-worker (Worker I use loosely, she mostly stands around and chomps gum.) to chip in to get our boss (Phil the General Manager) a gift for Christmas. I said "No.", the same answer I have given every single Christmas and every single birthday. She gave me an "evil eye" and scurried off. I jumped in my truck and headed out. My reasons for not chipping in... 1. Phil is a pompous ass. 2. He cheats on his wife. 3. He talks down to customers and co-workers. 4. Told me I had an attitude problem, but has NEVER EVER initiated a conversation with me. 5. Drives a SAAB. 6. Did I mention, he's a pompous ass. 7. Wears CK1. How do you feel about the "chip in" for the boss or anyone you can't stand?

I like anything that comes of easy, quickly, and free.

I'm much closer to bullshit and hearsay.

You politely respond? Apples and oranges, water into wine, and all shapes and sizes considered; I suppose.

Are you dull or something? Atheists can not exist without religion. Heathens won't exist as religious beliefs dictates. Devil worshipping is consider by many a religion and the devil, himself can not exist without his polar opposite. Hate is an innate human trait, whether religion is in the world or not. Sick, psychotic freaks will always be sick, psychotic freaks. So on and so on.... yadda yadda. "They" do some evil shit, huh? Until all schools become privatized, religious tolerance should be taught. In respect to divination and the latter, more reasonable, evolution theories. You Jesus-freaks have TBN to turn to. Ohh.. and the syndicated 700 Club. You can watch them assholes all you want. I have Sportscenter. Could you be a little more vague? If the wrong things include drinking, fornicating, smoking, shitting, pissing, eating... etc etc... "they" are only sensationalizing basic human functions and needs. How can two men or women getting married possibly hurt you? What two consenting adults do behind closed doors, is their own business. Yeah... adoption by Gays or Straight parents is sooooooooo wrong! Children should not be given a happy, loving family. Fuck the children. Please note: Sarcasm. Total mayhem? For who? You? In your little world, maybe. Not here. I enjoy being alive and I do it everyday without the thought of God. Life is happier, simpler when you answer to no one.

That's not hard to do, WHATEVER. Everyone around me and everyone I know celebrates Xmas. Some of us just caught up in the race.

I hate it when I'm taking a dump and have nothing to read. I always have some sort of literature beneath the sink.

Your mother's warty cunt smells of curry.

Is this one of those Zen riddles?

I can't believe this guy is still alive.

You said "hard" and "ammo". Heh heh heh...

Hahaha!!! Good idea.

Just shut up and take your top off already... sheesh! Quirks and neuroses are a little easier to handle than OCD. I disagree. In some cases, its very very alluring. Like the "Wild Girls" at this immense country bar near my hometown. Here's the link... Wild Bill's Now that I go back and look at these Wild Girls on the webpage, they have kicking bodies, but some of their faces look rough. This is pretty sad. I can't say that I've seen this recently, but I think of an old spinster doing this. You freak. I think you have us all beat.

You should see the soles of my feet. There is about a quarter to half an inch layer of hardened skin. With my furry toes, I look like a hobbit.

It's good to see bands paying homage to the original Floyd.

Gay! Gay! Gay! My page rocks harder.

Cigarettes are expensive.

Liars burn forever in the Hells of Iron, Tori. How do we know that you're being honest about this?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very Low Level 9 - Cocytus | High I'm going to Hell? Tell me something I don't already know.

I don't wear cologne at all, but I do wear fragrant deodorants. Nothing too alarming, though. The last few girlfriends I've had and my second wife loved the way I smell after a long, hard work day.