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RoyalOrleans

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  1. This is great... Farm Sluts
  2. ....Because it's your problem, not theirs. Homocil
  3. It's obvious that this statement is not entirely true. Men feel pissed off or else this site would not exist. If it did exist without the ingenuity of Men, then it would be called What Petty Bitching Can I Blog Today or WPBCIBT.
  4. I once saw Vishnu in a bowl of Chex Mix.
  5. Britney Spears - Piece of ugly white trash. 50 Cent - Ghetto trash Cartoon Network - My second favorite network. Mariah Carey - Not as talented or attractive as she believes. Green Day - Punk, punk. I hate punk and worst of all: punk rip-offs. Jessica Simpson - I would nail her in the doo-doo hole. Paris Hilton - Nasty, emaciated rich bitch. Eminem - Whigger King. Ciara - Who? Lindsay Lohan - Used to be attractive to me.
  6. Alley Bagget is a choice piece of ass, but Mindy Vega is a hottie to the core.
  7. I'm not from Columbus, you panty-waste.
  8. The best way to handle these assholes... slam the door.
  9. I can't believe I don't care.
  10. Now it as a dead issue. Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I kill me.
  11. Snafu... I hope this is not you: [attach=full]721[/attach]
  12. True, true. And so long as they remember to pick them up in the morning and get the fuck out.
  13. They will die a slow and painful death, sir. I woke up this morning and I got myself a gun.
  14. Oh you mean these? I'm holding them hostage. I will behead one an hour until there is an interesting topic on here.
  15. That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
  16. Now... that's just ridiculous.
  17. You can want in one hand and shit in the other... see which one gets full first. Peace through strength.
  18. If you are so much against the Liberal agenda, why do you have John Lennon as your avatar? If John were alive today, you know he'd have some things to say about Bush, his administration, oil, and the war. Imagine what?
  19. So you're fucking insane. No?
  20. What did you get for Christmas? I got... 1. I got a Coleman Lantern. 2. A red and black UGA hoodie. 3. Socks, toiletries, and small hand tools in the stupid stocking my mother does every single year. 4. A roadside tire repair kit. 5. A bunch of fudge, peanuts, cashews, and cookie filled tins. What did you get?
  21. Fuck having to take a shit and sitting down on a cold seat!
  22. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
  23. Is Goombah the little creature(s) from the Super Mario games or is he a big mob enforcer?
  24. That'll keep the migrant workers out, but what about the terrorists?
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