RoyalOrleans

You done messed up, Tori! I have some beef for you! Nyuk nyuk! You fell for it!

That's what I was going to pay you to cook, Tori.

The Urban Dictionary defines a hack as... 2. a person who is a professional at doing some sort of service, but does crappy work. It would be redundant for me to call a redneck, a hick.

Anybody else got any beefs?

Now they implement sex clubs fifteen years after I graduate? Man... to be a kid again.

RoyalOrleans = Your source for useless knowledge.

Ohh... How about a nice, shiny nickel if you just jump up and down for me all day?

There is country music that I enjoy, namely Hank Williams Sr and Johnny Cash (I loathe Hank Williams Jr... fucking asshole). I even like some George Strait, but that is not the sell out pop breed you hear on CMT. My heart will always be with the blues and classic rock.

You know who else is from Indiana? James Best, the actor who played Roscoe P Coltrane on the Dukes of Hazzard.

"People don't get Garth, he's country and he's rock and roll." No he's not country is Hank Williams Senior and rock and roll is Rush. Garth Brooks is a fat, redneck hack with a fabulous PR crew.

Liberace fits so well in Mayberry as a car mechanic/grease monkey.

Exactamundo, chica! My mother used to work, my sister put a halt to her career until her two kids are old enough to catch the bus to school, and my sister-in-law only works part time and mainly at night when my brother is home. I'm not without options, but nothing beats spending as much time as possible with your kids. No matter how busy, tired you are.

Of course I'd like to raise my own kid, however I feel that family is a little safer than strangers. Like some, but not all, my family is warm and inviting. I know my kid would be safe with them.

WELL.... GAHHHHHH----LEEEEEEE!!! SHAZAM! That's pretty common knowledge, builder.

Hmmm... I don't know. Let's ask our resident fruit, I mean queer... what?

I think we can all agree that our ex-significant others are terrible people. Ohh... the stories I have read, heard about, and told. They never really get old, only the hate sours. I used to say "I hate my first wife", but after ten years I can say "I feel sorry for her". She's caught in a cycle with her current husband, who wants to murder me, and can't seem to stay in rehab. She'll quit for a year, but suddenly find herself right back where she was before. And their little girl is caught in the middle. I used to say "I hate my second wife", but after four years I can say "She's insane.". I don't hate her, I hated the situation we were in. We had a quicky marriage at the courthouse, because her father hated me. We had a quicky divorce because her father hated me. It sucks being non-hispanic.

I know a lot of folk do not have a choice. Luckily, I have a sister who is a homemaker and my sister in law is a homemaker and a mother who is at home all day. At least, I know I could leave my kid with either one of them for the day. ...and they'd be glad to have him/her.

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Umbrella, maybe? I'm not a bad guy in that way, I'm more of a social bad guy. I smoke in places I'm not supposed to, etc.

So is this what AIG is up to?

This is the exact reason I would not put any of my children in daycare. I mean, it works for some people. However, I'm paranoid about the whole idea of dropping my kid off for eight to ten hours a day.

Mr. Mossberg and Mr. 357 are always ready.

Oh... it be so, skategreen. Here's a partial list of my favorite bands/artists to get you back in the mood... maybe... Muddy Waters Howlin' Wolf Marvin Gaye Lou Rawls Rush The Allman Bros. Band Led Zeppelin Styx Pink Floyd Jethro Tull Chicago Boston Emerson Lake and Palmer Alice In Chains Pearl Jam Stone Temple Pilots Elvis Frank Sinatra Etta James Gorillaz et.al.

As long as there is inhumanity, ignorance, and intolerance in the world, there will never be any equals. In a perfect world, yes... in our current world, no! Hell no!

Based on the usernames of my fellow GF members, here's how I would place each one of the "regulars"... fullauto - Secretary of Transportation. ImWithStupid - Secretary of Education. MRIH - Director of the CIA HughGRection - First Lady Appeaser, when I'm out of town. Full time porn director/actor. snafu - Press Secretary and Enforcer smutt butt - Director of the EPA TheJenn88 - (???) Local Bartender... Outlaw - Director of the FBI phreakwars - (new cabinet post) Secretary of Plastic Surgery tonon - Color-copying Czar Anna Perenna - (???) Maid. KVH - Director of the FDA Vortex - National Weather Queen CES - Ambassador to Vatican City/Italy ToriAllen - (???) Head Cook. ParasiteGod - Department of Agriculture Head Lethalfind - Executioner skategreen - White Castle Day Manager. tizz - Crack Whore, lab monkey for Jhony5 builder - HUD Director angie - (???) Marching Band Director, I love NCAA football halftime shows. Siver_Dragon87 - (???) Brings me coffee and a danish every morning... works for ToriAllen. Jhony5 - (???) Drug Czar