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I don't want to look at a turkey, eat turkey, read about turkey, smell turkey, or think about turkey ever again. Too much... turkey. Maybe it was the beer. Nah... its never the beer.

I think I'd rather have the dried up ol' prune than Brittney Spears. God knows, what she has. To answer your question; yes, I have.

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As of today, Thursday November 24th 2005: Thanksgiving Day. The Drunk Report says that Nick Lachay (La-shay or Lakey?) and Jessica Simpson have finally called it quits. Nick & Jessica [Finally] No More! GF, I want to know how this will affect your day to day life? I know I'm deeply disturbed about the whole ordeal.

I tend to be a bit of a skeptic when it comes to traditional folklore, customs (hence my degree in Folklore Mythology). I've always known the falsehood of the holiday, but I've read the following texts several times and it only solidifies my view of the holiday. Christmas: The Truth The Plain Truth About Christmas Perhaps this could shed some light on the doubtful or infuriate those who aren't so skeptical. Let's talk about it.

Perhaps its a plan to gather these pig-shit eaters and gas them.

Phreak, For the benefit of us all... please don't hit acid more than once a day. Kidding... I know, I know! This sucks. We're supposed to show goodwill towards man year around. Unfortunately, that's the way most people feel and that's the way things are. I think it's funny how stuck-up snobbish pricks and cunts feel better about themselves because they attended church for the first time since Easter and tipped the Salvation Army bellringer bucket. The great corporations, department stores, etc feel that Fourth Quarter of the fiscal years is a great time to dump off a third of a percent in change or empty their bargain bin for the poor wretched masses. I read an article once that said they didn't. Hmmm....

You can't rape the willing.

As in Indians from India or Native American?

The BP "Deli" or whatever the hell they are called around here are always poorly stocked. Apples are bruised, bananas brownish black, bean burritos only, decaf coffee, diet sprite, etc, etc are but a few of the atrocities going on in that place. They usually have my Camel lights, though. When I do arrive early enough, or late enough, to get a biscuit or something, the dreks of humanity have already scoured the selection.

I like chicks who say "yes" often.

Ten days is a long time to spend in the box. You sure that you don't want to redeem yourself even a little bit?

Yes... I got it. I've watched Warner Bros. Cartoons since I was knee high to a grasshopper. Pointing out the painfully obvious, still does nothing to redeem yourself.

Keep up the idiocy and you may have to.

Typical response from an ordinary troll.

How about this bait and taunt, ya fuckin' fuck?

I never called you a beast, your words not mine. What the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know how to read? Does your mother know that you're up this late?

Especially if the adults are two really hot, lipstick lesbians.

Retort... A. Yes and No. GF Mods are above the decorum of conduct in every forum on this Message Board. That doesn't mean I go around the posts and personally attack folk, no not at all. It's merely taunting and bating. B. As a Mod from another site, HRHA, you should know the answer to A already. Unless it is some stupid CareBear Anal Plug Discussion Group or something where everything is happy and cheery and no fights ensue from heated debates. To the PS: You will have to wake up awfully goddammed early in the morning to insult me, lil ole you.

And then there's you in the middle somewhere, being molested by Idiocy and flogged by the Truth.

Do you want me to know you, HRHA? I don't think you want to know me the way you think you know me because I don't know you from Adam's fucking cat. Insulting Mods on your first fucking day will get you nowhere.

I wish you'd left sooner.

You've been here all of five minutes and you already sound like an idiot.

There are similarities between the two sterotypes, however a redneck can be found in any part of the country. Be it way the hell out in California to the tip of Florida and back up to Maine. A hillbilly lives in the hills, by god. I'm actually neither. I do come from the Hills of Northeast Georgia and I despise NASCAR, Budweiser, and Skoal... so I ain't a redneck. What I am; is a pissed off white guy.

What the hell are you talking about? I totally concur, however I can't bring myself to listen to bullshit pop music. (ie: U2) I never said that I was above anyone because my opinion of music was different. I merely pointed out how much I think the band, you so adore, sucks. Take it with a grain of salt or a shot of tequila, but don't take it to heart what I say. As you say, its just an opinion. Music is a major part of my life. I could not exist without it. Your taste in music, may clash with mine. With that said, I must mention my vehement dislike for people that muck up the industry with their half-assed pop bubble gum bullshit. (ie Creed) You go ahead and like crap all you want to. I'm just going to sit here and enjoy the Allman Bros Band as they rock the Fillmore East. A hit is a hit. Regardless of who sings it, plays it, or records it. Doesn't mean that the majority is going to love it. If they were in it just for the music, perhaps they'd work much harder at not sucking. I'm mean, that's the suckiest bunch of suckers that has ever sucked. I remember when music was a respectable trade; you could listen to the music, relax, and feel inspired. The problem with music today has so much to do with the corporate image and what sells. I can not believe fucking rap and hip hop has succeeded so well. I reckon it just goes to show that 99.5% of the people in the world have absolutely no taste whatsoever. I have seen no worthy examples in Today's music, be it Pop or Alternative. I'm not married. I hope you learn how to spell. If I'm a snob because I prefer music wrought with heart and talent, then I guess I'm a snob.