RoyalOrleans

Jesus Tap-dancin' Christ! I wish I was that creative when I was in high school. Geez...

I'm waiting for the pygmy women warriors to charge me with spears and attempt to eat me.

Oh... man! I know that feeling. Yesterday, I was already semi-drunk, I got my haircut from this real sexy asian girl. I nearly fell asleep three times as she ever so gently stroked my head (heh heh).

Just make sure you don't burn my omelette.

I noticed that you edited post, NJ? Why? The first draft didn't sound pathetically racist enough?

This is how fucking bored I am this evening... The movie you may be referring to starred Bill Maher and was called Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death.

The Jeffersons theme song.

Ohh... Well good job then.

Could you be any more vague? Sheesh... somebody needs to get laid.

She's got an excellent evil laugh... Yeah, Jenn.. that's good. Jenn JENNY!!! Tone it down a notch... creepin' a bit.

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. Oh yeah... and eat the peanuts out of my shit, commie bastard.

I want to know how a no talent, redneck hack can rake in millions while the legends of the music industry sit back and take it?

This is why parents should lock up the household glue.

Let's get really wasted first! That's what we need in this country! An uproar, a revolution. Ok... I'll just bitch.

What prevents me from really getting into lengthy discussions and hot topic debates, is the fact that I'm at work for twelve hours a day. I try to read everything, but some things I don't get to. If I post a reply, I'm short and to the point. I don't dilly-dally thoughts back in forth in a post. The most I get to post is on the weekends, Saturdays and Sundays are perhaps the best time to catch me online. Unfortunately, there are very few people mixing it up on here over the weekends. Its relatively dead. So I logout and go out for a while, come back log back in... nothing. I can't stand looking in the usenet forums, alt.politics etc. I'll scan the topics to see if anything worthy of "Rants and Raves" is out there. Never. Same old bullshit... price of gas, Bush, terrorism, and Islam. And if there is anything interesting, you have to wade through the muck to find decent replies on the topic. I wouldn't say that I'm part of the problem, I'd like to be part of the solution.

I would ask for a fifteen pound turkey, a gallon of gravy, a cookie sheet of dressing, and several sides along with a case of beer and a box of cheap wine. All this in the hopes of passing out and postponing my execution. Kidding. I'd ask for a ham and cheese and hold the sass. Fire me up.

Or Donnie gunning down Marie.

They're both idiots. What more can I say? A heck of a lot more! I'll end it there.

I am not saying that Big Oil is right in what they are doing. It's horrible! Atrocious! Insane! Again I will say, what the fuck can we do? Bitch? That solves a lot.

As far as individual gas station chains, price gouging would be easy to prove. Big Oil has too many friends and has too much clout to be stricken with price gouging assumptions. I mean, it'd be different if the USA didn't depend on oil so much. Since we do, all we can do is bitch and moan. That's why I drive an economic and practical vehicle.

Like a shred of intelligence?

You ought to hear me preach on race relations, the war on terror, and the bird flu.

Thanks... I need a good cop to compliment my bad cop.

One of the many pitfalls of Capitalism. The same could happen to the tobacco companies, an institution I've supported since I was fifteen.

I had a dream last night about Tori and Lethalfind. We were in a desert oasis drinking beer, eating ambrosia, and watching Johnny Depp films. No, seriously. Both girls wore white bikinis and I wore my UPS uniform.