RoyalOrleans

It depends on your measurements.

Ohhh... I'm a wrestling fan, fucknut! Ric Flair is and always will be the greatest entertainer in the world.

Sense? You do not make any sense, tonon! How can I make sense out of a guy you say makes sense? It don't make sense.

K-man, this thread was buried for a reason. Don't dig up old ferns that bear no relevance whatsoever. YOINK! Phreakwars says: GOOD CALL R.O.

You know... I feel totally at ease now. Nobody practices what they preach anymore, nor do they obey simple commands.

You're so fucking cool, Ty. Do you have a newsletter? If you do I'd like to subscribe.

I'm sure your parents feel the same way about you.

You're not gone yet?

I can't believe I don't care.

Though these reports are unconfirmed, but my contact at IMDB tells me that Jason Bloom of Bio-Dome fame could direct.

In the first GF movie, your role was written out. In the second, you were portrayed by Danny DeVito (see Builder's post). In the third, the producers are trying to get Tim Allen. Or at least that's what my sources at IMDB are telling me.

Lights! Camera! Piss! Who would play who in Hollywood's film adaptation of GF? ToriAllen - The role of ToriAllen was given to Naomi Watts, however Gwynneth Paltrow expressed an interest in the playing GF's Queen Bee. fullauto - Vin Diesel opted for the role of fullauto, but backed out at the last moment. Now the part of fullauto will be portrayed by Lemmy of Motorhead fame. Outlaw2747 - Originally cast as a talking computer, voiced by Chris Rock, Outlaw's part has grown more significant. Cast as Outlaw in the film adaptation, Marlon Wayans hopes to bring the passion of the man alive. phreakwars - The Rock will be playing the People's Mod in the GF movie. Anna Perenna - The role of Anna will be played by the murderess Courtney Love. tizz - Ahh.. GF's resident rabbit whore. Her role was widely contested, in that, the producers could not find anyone whorish enough. They settled on Cybil Shepherd. TheJenn88 - Jenn's role is a complete digital image set to interact with the rest of the GF members. She will be voiced by Carol Kane and Pixar studios allowed us to use "Stitch" as Jenn's digital image. Cogito Ergo Sum - For the role of CES, the producers looked for someone that exuded cool from every pore. Since Carrottop wasn't available, they settled on Dennis Hopper. skategreen - The producers originally cast Rae Dawn Chong for the role of skategreen. Several other actresses opted for the role, but the producers canned Chong and with with Brenda Strong Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell - To capture the fire within MRIH, the producers did not want to let the audience down. So for the role of GF's pot-smoking conservative they cast Gary Busey. snafu - GF's relic and patriot will be played by Ned Beatty. Jhony5 - Jason Lee auditioned for the role and nailed it. RoyalOrleans - Everybody knows and loves RO, but no one really understands him. For RO's brooding intellect, the producers casted Samuel L Jackson. Then they realized RO is white so they auditioned several crackers until they ended up with Billy Bob Thornton. builder - A red-bearded and slightly effeminate Paul Hogan showed up and was given the role. Vortex - The proud gay mafia bitch's role was given to Mario Cantone for being Italian, well-dressed, and exorbitantly gay. Hugh G. Rekshun - The role of the Part-time Mod/ Full-time Dick will be played by Viggo Mortensen. (I saw the History of Violence, that's why!) angie - Several hot, young starlets fought for the role of the Ass-kicker. In the end, the part was given to Jamie Lynn DiScala of Soprano fame. Komrade Vostok Hazard - The pissed, youthful commie bastard was not an easy roll fill. The producers went through many, many actors and settled on Ralph Fiennes. ALLAH IS GREAT - Is crushed by a thunderbolt... oops! I said too much. However her role is played to a "t" by Edie Falco. ParasiteGod - Plays a minor part in the movie. Played by Eva Mendez... RO nails her. cool_dude - Is played by veteran loser, fucktard, idiot... Dave Coulier who has mullet with a flock of seagulls-do and wears dark glasses the whole movie. tonon - The role of tonon was basically given to Neil Patrick Harris with a swedish accent. Silver_dragon87 - The brooding, moody anti-everything but her own personal agendo, SD87 will be played by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson to express SD's contradictory sides. More?

Usually, this would be the kind of thread I would be a forerunner on. Fortunately, everybody's already said what I would like to say. Though it is unfortunate you won't read such descriptives as "pissmops" to describe bar women.

How's this? Yoink!

Not me. It's a stupid redneck anthem. Along with Sweet Home Alabama, Born to be Wild, and anything by ZZTop.

Freebird - The Class of 1989's theme song at my high school. Hated the song before and I hate it even more now. An American Trilogy - By Elvis. Reminds me of being in Iraq and missing home. Sweet Home Alabama - Another retarded Lynyrd Skynyrd song I hate. To be continued when less tired...

The Aristocrats

Even though I'm a Moderator, I lack the abilities of the Admin. He has turned off image posting on this this forum. Which I can understand. Fuckin' bandwidth.

Nice try? I'm not the one wanting to implement gladiatorial battles for the sake of justice. If you want to support a type of punishment that would continue to send our nation's ethics and moral standards down the shitter, go ahead. Me? I'll support more civil actions. Besides, one of your gladiators might get seriously hurt and have to live off of our tax dollar until he heals up enough to fight another day. Sounds like a waste of time and my money. Fuckin' fucktard.

That would be Matthew Lesko.

I believe this so called God, sewed your ass to your head.

And if it weren't for these Christian warmongers, land-hoarders, witch-hunters we probably wouldn't be here today bitching about them.

Followed closely by the Republicans, oil-mongers, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Mormons.

First of all, plebian, Death can not be killed by simple means. Death carries a +5 Vorpal sickle and has a THACo of 1. He can only be hit by semi-ethereal creatures using silver weapons with a Bless spell placed upon it. Sheesh... You people are beating a dead horse, ya know? This topic is as old as Death himself. Find something else to throw your angst upon. If a person wants to be a Christian... fine. It's up to them If a person wants to be a Muslim... fine. Good for them. If a person wants to be a Deist... fine. Do your thing.