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Thank Jesus we can kick everyone's ass.

You declare war you better expect a war. Noreiga and the Panamanians were dumbasses. Darwin's Laws caught up with them. Dumbasses sometimes die.

Maybe, they should not have declared war. Duuuuhh.

The Wal-Mart greeter should have been armed with an AK-47.

Actually, I do not know that, From wiki: There is a strain of fundamentalism throughout the Muslim world which seeks jihad. This is a world war by fundamentalists against human liberty. It is a multiheaded snake.

Just started reading "Love in the Time of Cholera" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. His "One Hundred Years of Solitude" is one of my favorites. Other recommendations "Cannery Row" and "Tortilla Flat" by Steinbeck, "The Last of the Just" by Andre Schwarz-Bart.

I love them not for feminists movies, Run Lola Run was good. Pieces ain't bad.

Can't have too much whiskey.

That is why them Wal-Mart greeters make the big bucks.

You're Canadian. I have a painful chilhood memory of slipping on the ice in Montreal and breaking my jaw. Also the fact your name ends with 64 makes me believe you could be a one of at least 64 cyborgs sent to destroy planet Earth.

Ya can tell Jesus never had kids.

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

I think if I was a member of the school board I would have to have a private meeting with her before making a decision. Just checked her out. I bet she suffers from back pain and has difficulty standing up straight.

In other words---you're an asshole.

The fact is some people just need to be killed. Dec 1835: The Maori decide to celebrate the holiday season by visiting the Moriori on the Chatham Islands. They announce the Moriori are now their slaves and kill a few who object. The Moriori react by having a council meeting where they decide not to fight back but to offer peace, friendship and division of resources. Before they can make this generous offer the Maori attack kill hundreds of Moriori, many of whom they cook and eat, and enslave the rest. Moral: Pacifists are an important source of protein in the warrior diet.

Leave it to a $5 whore to screw up Thanksgiving.

It's mainly just white liberals that are into all the PC crap.

I'm a descendent of a guy who kicked John Hanson's ass.

Is drooling acceptable as a form of worship?

Dick Spice.

Got me stumped.

Damn, I was gettin' ready to drop off the wife.

No , the nut loss was due to being kicked by a sheep. That was a baaaa--d experience. The cat incident is part of the reason that in real life I am most frequently called Ugly Scarface Asshole.

Tried fukkin' a cat once. I found out why people get 'em declawed.

Why do they call it a nuclear family? Were they glowing?