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I once banned wez becasue Chi promised me topless pics if I did. never got the pics though...

HAHA!! I love it! Great link Chi!

that Chi, always one of the best at kissing admin ass.

no, uhhh, that's not what happened at all... ... ... .... dammit...

I laughed. but that ain't saying much. I laughed at Napoleon Dynamite.

if only those damn credit cards companies would stop forcing people to have and use credit cards!!!! oh wait...

That's why I lock signatures. That and wez's fascination with goatse... and I've always been nice to Chi.

you, uhhh... did what? I got to work early and fired up all 13 of my diesel trucks and ran them at full idle for 3 hours before they were needed. I also set 4 old tires on fire, and made sure to leave all the lights and appliances on in my house before I left for the day. I took 4 florescent bulbs and broke them, and then used compressed air to blow the mercury all over the neighborhood. and I kicked 2 cats. It was all I could find.

points and laughs, in best Nelson impression HA HA! No you know why I was happy to get rid of her.

I dunno, McCain went pretty soft on border issues during the campaign.

Happy birthday! Don't go getting yourself shot today, ok?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ...................................................................... THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun, like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law, say about this situation? Does the pistol, have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ............................................................................... Republican's Answer: BANG! ......................................................................... Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! ' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'

I stand corrected...

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just glad that the dog has paid all his taxes in the past. Better than most of the others Obama has picked...

Hugo has that same issue in the sheep pens...

Your brother let's you borrow him?

No Chris Hansen... She demanded that I buy her a diamond necklace, and present it before sex. I did, and then she had a massive case of diarrhea and had to run home. She said she would call me, but her phone must be broken. I'm only gonna give her 3 more months to call back before I call her...

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No "would" crap. Either do it or don't. But don't play Obama and talk a good talk while delivering nothing. I whole heartedly agree with RO.

Sounds like a call for the Flat Tax to me!!! oh wait, this is Obama.... He's probablay just gonna tell all those that are late to not worry about paying thier taxes...

no kidding.

doesn't stop 'em from trying to...

A Marine would have only needed one bullet to get all 3...

I'm sure Obama authorized force against Lee Harvey Oswald too... How's that for ya Bender? Good for Obama, and a move I agree with. course, we are prolly all gonna get a Navy Seal tax now...