A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him seductively.
"Hi, My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most
-- cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked, coyly.
"B. J. Titsengolf"