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eddo

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  1. DAMMITTT!!!
  2. Past tax screw ups? She's PERFECT for the Obama administration!
  3. somebody should get their hands on it...
  4. IWS told me he liked Brokeback Mountain too. and The Crying Game
  5. what the holy hell???
  6. do you have to pull it out to fart?
  7. sorry folks, but if you pick on Obama cause he is black than you are an ignorant racist. He is doing so much of stupid stuff that has nothing to do with his color or heritage that there is no need to pick on his color.
  8. Happy birthday!
  9. I love you.
  10. damn nazi's...
  11. "Climate change" isn't it funny that it isn't called "global warming" anymore??? I wonder why that is...
  12. yeah, Washington is full of idiots. on both sides of the political fence too. We'll be lucky to get out of this anytime soon....
  13. HOLY SCHNICKIES!!! Glad you are ok!!!! -me, after reading about Ali's adventures.
  14. yeah, but it covers your hump nicely!
  15. eddo

    joke of the day.

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, You won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service --
  16. It's a man, Baby! .
  17. yeah, it's like the Special Olympics or something...
  18. Better yet- Give them the money back, and then tax it at 95%!!!
  19. So it's better to start a program that you have no idea how you are going to fund long term? Might want to pull your head out of Olberman's ass and talk a real look at why she turned it down.
  20. that twin tip is the shiznit!
  21. oh yeah. Napolitano couldn't balance a budget to save her life. It's no wonder Obama picked her... That's it Snaf. In 2 years this money will be gone. Who is gonna fund these new programs then? It's a very valid question, Good for Palin for thinking ahead for her state. I am curious though, as to why the other 70% is ok to take.
  22. eddo

    joke of the day.

    A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him seductively. "Hi, My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked, coyly. "B. J. Titsengolf"
  23. nope, they go in my ear, lol I have always had issues with getting ear infections, so anytime I go swimming, or shower, I HAVE to get the water out.
  24. ummm, yeah! I'm not blind!
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