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Yeah, the early 90's called and would like their Life Goes On reference back...

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change. How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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How many Christian fundies does it take to change a light bulb? "Why should we change a light bulb? The rapture is at hand!!!!" How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want it changed into. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?[take1] Two. One to change the light bulb and one to not change the light bulb. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?[take2] It is the nature of light bulbs to burn out. Why does this bother you? How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? For $5000 you can attend an introductory light-bulb changing seminar. There you will learn that you have been changing light bulbs the wrong way. Future, pricier seminars will teach you the right way. How many Hindus does it take to change a light bulb? [take1] None. The light bulb will reincarnate itself without outside effort. How many Hindus does it take to change a light bulb? [take2] None. We shall never find a bulb to burn as brightly as the first. How many Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb? Three - because its a magical number. How many After-Death-Communicators does it take to change a light bulb? I can't tell you until you give me your credit card number. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? "You can't prove that the bulb needs to be changed, that's just your personal subjective belief." How country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One two put in the new, while the other sings about the old one. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Three, but they are really one. How many intolerant skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? Anyone have any Taoism jokes?

I completely agree with that.

. She's a MAN, baby!

Seriously? That stinks...

I've said it more than a few times myself: If peopel were hounding me like they do Britney, I'd go looney too. I couldn't handle it. I give Brit props for when she ran ovr that guys foot. She didn't get out and laugh in his face like I would have...

remind me not to ask nice, or at all for that matter...

I completely agree. There is a serious double standard at play.

Why, you miss me?

Is it bad that the only person in that video that I could name of the top of my head was Kareem? Like TJ said, Obama talks a great talk, it's just to bad there isn't any ideas to go with his talk. ok, that's nice, but how you gonna do it? A nice catchphase will only get you so far...

Exactly. When you become the perfect one, I'll take your judgments into consideration about my life. until then, sod off. I've worked where I am for 18 years. I have Never missed a non-scheduled day of work. Not one. And all through High school- I only missed one day (I started my current job when I was in high school.)

Your Type is: ESTJ Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging Strength of the preferences % 1 62 75 89 Qualitative analysis of your type formula You are: slightly expressed extravert distinctively expressed sensing personality distinctively expressed thinking personality very expressed judging personality Career: Management Administrative Management Management in Business Technical Construction Specialist Truck and Bus Driver Law/Enforcement Military Training Police Social Service Emergency Medical Services lol, wez oughtta love this first paragraph: The Portait of the Supervisor (ESTJ) Supervisor Guardians are squarely on the side of rules and procedures, and they can be quite serious about seeing to it that others toe the mark-or else face the consequences. They do not hesitate to give their stamp of approval, nor do they withhold their directions or suggestions for improvement. Like seasoned, stalwart umpires, Supervisors will set their jaw and make the call on anyone who steps up to bat. They even feel obligated to do so, and they're sometimes surprised when others don't seem grateful for being set straight. Comprising at least ten percent of the population, Supervisors go by experience and that is what counts, not speculation and experimentation, and certainly not fantasy. They keep their feet firmly on the ground and make sure that those under their supervision do the same, whether employee, subordinate, offspring, or spouse. If others wish to fool around and daydream, fine, as long as they do it on their own time-which means after the job is done. But if they fritter away their time while on duty, they should not be surprised when the Supervisor calls them on the carpet. The top sergeant will not put up with such nonsense. Supervisors are gregarious and civic-minded, and are usually key players of their community. They are generous with their time and energy, and very often belong to a variety of groups, supporting them through steady attendance, but also taking a vocal leadership role. Indeed, membership groups of all kinds attract Supervisors like magnets, perhaps because membership satisfies in some degree their need to maintain the stability of social institutions. Like all the Guardians, Supervisors worry a good deal about society falling apart, morality decaying, standards being undermined, traditions being lost, and they do all they can to preserve and to extend the institutions that embody social order. Supervisors are so in tune with the established institutions and ways of behaving within those institutions, that they have a hard time understanding those who might wish to abandon or radically change them. Jack Webb, Judge Judy, Dr. Laura Schlesiger, George Washington, Sandra Day O' Connor, Mike Wallace, and Vince Lombardi are examples of a Supervisor Guardians.

I find that sitting them down in front of a Barney video -continuous loop will have them talking in no time.

HUGS all around!

How do you prove that you used to be illiterate? Something smells fishy to me...

AMEN!!! TJ, I really think you are putting too much emphasis (and expectations) on IWS being a mod. I mean, yes, he is a mod, but he is a member first. We are all adults here, and frankly, IWS's mod duties (as well as Bender and Cloaked) shouldn't hardly ever need to be used- because we are adults. You seem to want to elevate him to some level of holiness that is unfair and unneeded. You want him to see the error of his ways, and are, to quote wez, unwilling to look at your own. One of you, I forget who, posted the offending "ban" pm for us all to see, and from what I remember it was most definitely not a threat. But you took it as such, and thats your prerogative. IWS explained himself that it wasn't a threat, and from the way it looked to me- I agree with him. And then he apologized for it. Now, I like you TJ- we agree on a lot of things, and you are better with your thoughts and ideas than I am- but this is getting old already. I really appreciate your attempts with wez, so how bout doing the same with IWS?

very interesting.

Everybody hates generalizations!!!

Best statement of the entire thread, and one more of us need to heed- including myself.

by all means do. If I am wrong, I will man up and apologize. and your man boobs are still i a training bro compared to mine.

no, wez didn't apologize. He refused to (to TJ anyway):

The difference? You weren't offended. had you been, I would have apologized. Because it's the right thing to do.

Hey man, adults can apologize too. Especially if there is a history of things blowing up between the two parties. Because of that- I think it was nice of TJ to apologize. I think it was crappy of wez to not even think about it. I think it was nice of you to apologize to TJ. I think it's wrong of him to keep dragging it on. I think snafu is jealous of my man boobs. Thus him telling me to shut up too.