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Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net:
> Puck wrote:
>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net...
>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813
$E41.23294
>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would
>>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail
>>>>>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New
>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I
managed
>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly
>>>>>>>>>>> possessions.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>>>>>> online'
>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose
>>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or
somewhere
>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you,
>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and
>>>>>>> everything.
>>>>>> Blush
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, it's not 12...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> American
>>>>>> Austrailian
>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>>>>>> New Zealandian
>>>>>> South African
>>>>>> Falklandian
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking
>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in
>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be
able
>>>>>> to talk to 'em.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's ****ing impressive is that. As you
know,
>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think
>>>>>> it's entirely warranted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do
>>>>>>> you any
>>>>>>> harm either.
>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't
>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer ****ed. Soz.
>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.
>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe
up
>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such ****.
>>>>
>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I
does
>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just
>>>> come across as a swotty clever ******* show off.
>>> There is a big problem.
>>> They all hate us.
>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us.
>>
>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING ****ING LIKED, SONNY! Etc.
>
> Good point.
> I feel happier now, thanks
You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around.
> Puck wrote:
>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net...
>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813
$E41.23294
>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would
>>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a
>>>>>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New
>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I
managed
>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly
>>>>>>>>>>> possessions.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>>>>>> online'
>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose
>>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or
somewhere
>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you,
>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and
>>>>>>> everything.
>>>>>> Blush
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, it's not 12...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> American
>>>>>> Austrailian
>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>>>>>> New Zealandian
>>>>>> South African
>>>>>> Falklandian
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking
>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in
>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be
able
>>>>>> to talk to 'em.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's ****ing impressive is that. As you
know,
>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think
>>>>>> it's entirely warranted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do
>>>>>>> you any
>>>>>>> harm either.
>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't
>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer ****ed. Soz.
>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.
>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe
up
>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such ****.
>>>>
>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I
does
>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just
>>>> come across as a swotty clever ******* show off.
>>> There is a big problem.
>>> They all hate us.
>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us.
>>
>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING ****ING LIKED, SONNY! Etc.
>
> Good point.
> I feel happier now, thanks
You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around.
