a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't say to Ash Wensdee:

[Puck]

Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26t9qr.ofk.19.2@news.alt.net:

> Puck wrote:
>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Puck wrote:
>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>
>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1
@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
>> much
>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>> Guinean.
>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>
>>
>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>
>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>
>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
make
>> it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>
>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'
>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>
> just say that if you insist on sending all your **** down the chunnel
> it's only fair that some comes back t'other way!
> That'll ****ing tell the ****s.
> hths

Oh **** off and have an idea, would you?

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message
>>>> newsFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.
>>>>>
>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?
>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!
>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gang****ed.
>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.
> 7. Care to dance?

Not with your two left feet...

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>> Guinean.
>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>
>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>
>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>
>>>
>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>
>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>
>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>
>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'
>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>
>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>
> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
> like that. They don't know they're born.

I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B1EA2E791310wotevz@194.177.97.96...
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
> news:qkpAk.59496$E41.57@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B1D5D7A356FEwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline,
>>>>>>>>>>>>eh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,
>>>>>>>>>>> right?t
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not
>>>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.
>>>>>>>>"Don't call
>>>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called
>>>>>>>>Dave.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in
>>>>>> there forever tho'.
>>>>>
>>>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.
>>>>
>>>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even
>>>> so...
>>>>
>>>>> He'll get bored soon enough.
>>>>
>>>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo
>>>> can put up with him before he cracks up.
>>>
>>> Speaking of cracking up...
>>>
>>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done
>>> that one.
>>
>> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky
>> stars you chose
>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>
> And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad
> like that.

Yeah. I just replied to that post. I said "I'll have a word with the
****ers, see what we can sort out".

>> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to **** off and count their
>> lucky stars you chose
>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****suckers" would
>> be better
>
> I admire your adding of expletives.

Thanks. It's funny that, but now I've just re-read it, I think "I'll have
a word with the french twats, see what we can sort out" would be better.

>>> Speaking of cracking up...
>>>
>>> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?
>>
>> No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in 'em.
>
> Well, he does the voice over but the characters are played by small
> pieces of Danish plastic.

Funnily enough, he does the voice over for 'It'. One of (my) C's fave
films, "Five children and It".

 

[Puck]

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>
>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
be
>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
order
>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>
>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>
>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>
>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>
>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
online'
>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>
>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>
>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
>> like that. They don't know they're born.
>
> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.

Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any
harm either.

 

[Puck]

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
news:MMfBk.60814$E41.52944@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1EA2E791310wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>> news:qkpAk.59496$E41.57@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1D5D7A356FEwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>eh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>totally accurate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,
>>>>>>>>>>>> right?t
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not
>>>>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.
>>>>>>>>>"Don't call
>>>>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called
>>>>>>>>>Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in
>>>>>>> there forever tho'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even
>>>>> so...
>>>>>
>>>>>> He'll get bored soon enough.
>>>>>
>>>>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo
>>>>> can put up with him before he cracks up.
>>>>
>>>> Speaking of cracking up...
>>>>
>>>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done
>>>> that one.
>>>
>>> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to **** off and count their
>>> lucky stars you chose
>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>
>> And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad
>> like that.
>
> Yeah. I just replied to that post. I said "I'll have a word with
> the ****ers, see what we can sort out".

Did you? I musta missed it. Damn eyesight's shocking.

>>> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to **** off and count
>>> their lucky stars you chose
>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****suckers" would
>>> be better
>>
>> I admire your adding of expletives.
>
> Thanks. It's funny that, but now I've just re-read it, I think "I'll
> have a word with the french twats, see what we can sort out" would be
> better.

I shall repay your tact in Camembert and Russian wine.

>>>> Speaking of cracking up...
>>>>
>>>> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?
>>>
>>> No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in
>>> 'em.
>>
>> Well, he does the voice over but the characters are played by small
>> pieces of Danish plastic.
>
> Funnily enough, he does the voice over for 'It'. One of (my) C's fave
> films, "Five children and It".

Took C to see it at the cinema. Didn't have as much love for that as I
did for Lemony Snicket, but still... a good larf (for a ****ing kids'
film).

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
> be
>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
> order
>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>
>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>
>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
> online'
>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>
>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>
>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
>>> like that. They don't know they're born.
>>
>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>
> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

Blush

No, it's not 12...

American
Austrailian
Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
New Zealandian
South African
Falklandian

....only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner, even
in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're from, if
they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.

So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different nationalities.
Now that's ****ing impressive is that. As you know, I'm not one to blow me
own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's entirely warranted.


> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any
> harm either.

I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em up
then yer ****ed. Soz.

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>> Speaking of cracking up...
>>>>>
>>>>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done
>>>>> that one.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to **** off and count their
>>>> lucky stars you chose
>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>
>>> And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad
>>> like that.
>>
>> Yeah. I just replied to that post. I said "I'll have a word with
>> the ****ers, see what we can sort out".
>
> Did you? I musta missed it. Damn eyesight's shocking.

Oh yeah. I said "I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort
out".

>>>> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to **** off and count
>>>> their lucky stars you chose
>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****suckers" would
>>>> be better
>>>
>>> I admire your adding of expletives.
>>
>> Thanks. It's funny that, but now I've just re-read it, I think "I'll
>> have a word with the french twats, see what we can sort out" would be
>> better.
>
> I shall repay your tact in Camembert and Russian wine.

Hey thanx!
As a child, I hated cheese and wine. But now I'm all growed up I ****ing
love it!! Even the blue mouldy cheese!!

>> Funnily enough, he does the voice over for 'It'. One of (my) C's fave
>> films, "Five children and It".
>
> Took C to see it at the cinema. Didn't have as much love for that as I
> did for Lemony Snicket, but still... a good larf (for a ****ing kids'
> film).

She loves Lemony Snicket. I've watched that film maybe 30 or so times now,
probably more...you know how they can watch summat over and over and still
find it enjoyable...and I gotta say, it's not a bad film at all.

Heh, this is C's most watched at the moment films in order of faveyness....

1. Gremlins
2. I am Legend (that's a real hide under the duvet, Friday only film is
that)
3. Lemony Snicket
4. Garfield
5. 5 Children & It.
6. Volcano (She has a thing about volcano's)
7. Matilda
8. The Grinch
9. Barnyard
10. All the Shrek films. Which technically makes this a top twelve


Please note: No more ****ing Bratz films!!!!!!!! Two years ago there
woulda been 4 or 5 in there but not any more. I am SO happy about that.

 

[Puck]

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>> be
>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>> order
>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>> online'
>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france
>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>
>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere
>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>
>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>
>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>
> Blush
>
> No, it's not 12...
>
> American
> Austrailian
> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
> New Zealandian
> South African
> Falklandian
>
> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world
> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to
> 'em.
>
> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
> nationalities.

I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.

> Now that's ****ing impressive is that. As you know,
> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's
> entirely warranted.
>
>
>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you
>> any harm either.
>
> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter
> 'em up then yer ****ed. Soz.
>

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>>> be
>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>> online'
>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france
>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>
>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere
>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>
>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>
>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>>
>> Blush
>>
>> No, it's not 12...
>>
>> American
>> Austrailian
>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>> New Zealandian
>> South African
>> Falklandian
>>
>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world
>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to
>> 'em.
>>
>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>> nationalities.
>
> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.

It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.

 

[Grant]

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message
news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>> be
>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>> order
>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>> online'
>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>
>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>
>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>
>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>
> Blush
>
> No, it's not 12...
>
No its a lot more
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_where_English_is_an_official_language
>
> American
> Austrailian
> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
> New Zealandian
> South African
> Falklandian
>
> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're
> from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.
>
> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
> nationalities. Now that's ****ing impressive is that. As you know, I'm
> not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's entirely
> warranted.
>
>
>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any
>> harm either.
>
> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em
> up then yer ****ed. Soz.

 

[Mick]

Jay Kaner wrote:
>
> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...
>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>
>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>> newsFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?
>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!
>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gang****ed.
>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.
>> 7. Care to dance?
>
> Not with your two left feet...

dancing's for puffs

 

[Mick]

Jay Kaner wrote:
>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>> be
>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>> order
>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>> online'
>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>
>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>
>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>
>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>
> Blush
>
> No, it's not 12...
>
> American
> Austrailian
> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
> New Zealandian
> South African
> Falklandian
>
> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're
> from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.
>
> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
> nationalities. Now that's ****ing impressive is that. As you know, I'm
> not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's
> entirely warranted.
>
>
>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any
>> harm either.
>
> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em
> up then yer ****ed. Soz.

Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.

 

[Mick]

Jay Kaner wrote:
>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>>>> be
>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>>> online'
>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france
>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere
>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>>
>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>>>
>>> Blush
>>>
>>> No, it's not 12...
>>>
>>> American
>>> Austrailian
>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>>> New Zealandian
>>> South African
>>> Falklandian
>>>
>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world
>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to
>>> 'em.
>>>
>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>>> nationalities.
>>
>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.
>
> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.
>

Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> newsFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?
>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!
>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gang****ed.
>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.
>>> 7. Care to dance?
>>
>> Not with your two left feet...
>
> dancing's for puffs

Yeah, real men pogo!!

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>>>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>>>> online'
>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france
>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere
>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>>>
>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>>>>
>>>> Blush
>>>>
>>>> No, it's not 12...
>>>>
>>>> American
>>>> Austrailian
>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>>>> New Zealandian
>>>> South African
>>>> Falklandian
>>>>
>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world
>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to
>>>> 'em.
>>>>
>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>>>> nationalities.
>>>
>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.
>>
>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.
>>
>
> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?

That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest I've
never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own usually has 'em
flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee.

 

[Jay Kaner]

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
news:mdidnfDrMLtNLErVnZ2dnUVZ8vidnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message
> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>>> be
>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>> online'
>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>
>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>
>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>
>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>>
>> Blush
>>
>> No, it's not 12...
>>
> No its a lot more
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_where_English_is_an_official_language

Heh, I looked on there for that same reason, but when I saw just how many
counties speak god's own language I thought it would be a little bit of
overkill to use 'em all.

 

[Jay Kaner]

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net...
> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>>> be
>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>> online'
>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>
>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>
>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>
>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>>
>> Blush
>>
>> No, it's not 12...
>>
>> American
>> Austrailian
>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>> New Zealandian
>> South African
>> Falklandian
>>
>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're
>> from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.
>>
>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>> nationalities. Now that's ****ing impressive is that. As you know, I'm
>> not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's
>> entirely warranted.
>>
>>
>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any
>>> harm either.
>>
>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em
>> up then yer ****ed. Soz.
>
> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.

I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up summat
about Gaelic or some such ****.

And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does is
impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just come across
as a swotty clever ******* show off.

 

[Mick]

Jay Kaner wrote:
>
> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net...
>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>
>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> newsFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?
>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!
>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gang****ed.
>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.
>>>> 7. Care to dance?
>>>
>>> Not with your two left feet...
>>
>> dancing's for puffs
>
> Yeah, real men pogo!!

Or according to a Goldblade song:-
Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

 

[Mick]

Jay Kaner wrote:
>
> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net...
>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>>>>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket
>>>>>> online'
>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france
>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere
>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.
>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.
>>>>>
>>>>> Blush
>>>>>
>>>>> No, it's not 12...
>>>>>
>>>>> American
>>>>> Austrailian
>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>>>>> New Zealandian
>>>>> South African
>>>>> Falklandian
>>>>>
>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,
>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world
>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to
>>>>> 'em.
>>>>>
>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>>>>> nationalities.
>>>>
>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.
>>>
>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.
>>>
>>
>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?
>
> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest I've
> never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own usually has
> 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee.

If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd.
Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang.
You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself.