Are you gay? Or just happy to be here?

[Jhony5]

My results: Phantom is 50% Gay. Congratulations! You scored right in the middle and are a happy well adjusted hetero babe!

Duuuude!! Your like..half gay bro. Not cool man, not cool. Your half a **********.

 

[hugo]

Duuuude!! Your like..half gay bro. Not cool man, not cool. Your half a **********.

Phantom is a woman. She's a whole **********.

 

[Phantom]

Phantom is a woman. She's a whole **********.

You beat me to it, Hugo! Yes, nothing wrong with being a ********** at all if you're a woman! lol If I was a guy, I wouldn't need a quiz to tell me how gay I am. The butterfly avatar would say it all.

 

[Jhony5]

Dudes still half gay. Don't try and redirect. That dude is so half gay. She is still only half a **********, and half rug muncher. So whatcha sayin?

 

[Phantom]

Dudes still half gay. Don't try and redirect. That dude is so half gay. She is still only half a **********, and half rug muncher. So whatcha sayin?

I'm multifaceted.

 

[cool_dude]

I'm multifaceted.

Did anybody say threesome?

 

[KathyA]

You'll just love my new girlfriend, Kathy.

Well Builder there is only a 40% chance that I may like her..Don't get your hopes up! 60% says the odds are most likely NOT in your favor!

 

[Phantom]

60% says the odds are most likely NOT in your favor!

Actually, the odds ARE in HIS favor. Just not hers.

 

[phreakwars]

I have been trying to get over my urge to become a lesbian, but it's not working.

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[kokorosenshi]

alright, i got 20% gay

thats 80% straight

taking the test is like taking the IQ test

i thought i was going to do bad

my IQ is 120 btw, not a big deal

just 20 points higher than most of my friends

 

[smutt butt]

Well **** my ***, I'm 30% **** slurper.

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2% more of a *** than me!!

 

[angie]

omg I'm not telling - lol!

It can't be any worse than mine, I was pushing it.

60% gay

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

60 might be a little too close for comfort.

 

[Lethalfind]

It can't be any worse than mine, I was pushing it.
60% gay

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

60 might be a little too close for comfort.

Ang, I wonder if the poll mistakes independence for being Lesbian in Women.

 

[Jhony5]

So far I'm the least gay person on GF. My redneck values hold fast against buggery of men. Y'all a buncha queer baits.

 

[hugo]

So far I'm the least gay person on GF. My redneck values hold fast against buggery of men. Y'all a buncha queer baits.

The rest of us brush our teeth, wipe our *** and bathe at least once a week.

 

[atlantic]

It can't be any worse than mine, I was pushing it.
60% gay

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

60 might be a little too close for comfort.

It was the **** mince pie ?, who hasn't been forced to try some at christmas by their grandmother?

 

[Jhony5]

The rest of us brush our teeth, wipe our *** and bathe at least once a week.

Brush that sperm from your teeth, bro. It helps cut down on ****** breath.

Wiping your *** helps remove the excess lubricant you put to good use the night before.

You really should bathe more then once a week. Gonna get a nasty rash.

Don't be hatin me cause I'm the least gay man on this board.

 

[builder]

Don't be hatin me cause I'm the least gay man on this board.

Now that is a ****** riot.

 

[Jhony5]

Now that is a ****** riot.

Its true. I quit sucking ***** years ago. The ugliness is far behind me now.

 

[ToriAllen]

I'm 36% gay, that's 64% straight for those of you who are bad at math.

The doctor or nurse question pushed me toward the gay side. Apparently, it was butch of me to pretend to be a doctor instead of a nurse. How sexist. And what is with the pool question. The only options are 'no' and 'yes, often'. Just because I beat a guy once or twice at pool, doesn't mean I beat them on a regular basis.