Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

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because i took the rest in my pocket

why dont women have "much" facial hair

 

[Jeezy]

because guys don't like hairy "lips"

why is there a hole in my biscuits?

 

[MayaTheVampire]

because the guy from american pie came and made that hole with his *****.

why are stars blue and the sun is yellow?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

Because stars are made of blue cheese and sun is made of yellow cheese.

Why is the mouse called a mouse?

 

[Jeezy]

because it looks like one

why is skateboarding not olympic?

 

[Friðbjörn]

cause it's epic

why is there cheese on my keyboard

 

[Jeezy]

because your mouse needs something to eat...

why are legs longer than arms?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

cos men have too much of it to share it with woman

what are plates?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

flat things

Why do we have 10 fingers?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

So when we slap we slap feebly like fingers

Why am I not missing you?

 

[FireHawk]

Cause you hate me cause I am to cool :'(

Why do I miss you?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

You don't. I'm right next to you.

When did angels fall head first?

 

[FireHawk]

When they got ****** so hard in the *** they fell over....

How do they make watermelons seedless?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

cos if you swallow the seeds a watermelon will grow in your tummy then the farmers will be ripped off.

Wishmaster?

 

[littleblackstone]

yeah, Dead Boy's Poem

Why does not Brad cut his hair?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

Because otherwise his pubic hair wil grow like that

Why does the day turn into night and the other way around?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

because the night doesn't shine out of your ***

So if you are trippy, why aren't you cool?

 

[FireHawk]

Cause if you fall then everyone laughs

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What begins gay and begins with a L and ends with a h

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

LfirehawkH

Why is the sun hot?

 

[littleblackstone]

because it doesnt snow there

Why are you a male?