Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[DarknessLover]

Because i have a 3rd leg Why are *****' called "****"?

 

[FireHawk]

cause one time it was mistaken for a chicken

LfirehawkH
Why is the sun hot?

nice one lol

why is the sky blue?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

too much blue eyeshadow

Why isn't the water in your kitchen as crystal clear as the ones you see on tv?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

cuz it's all a LIE

Why do we have hair?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

to prevent having fleas

why is blood red?

 

[FireHawk]

Cause the sky is blue already.

Why does Sarahs username sound like a man name?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

Because her dad named it

Why are avatars square?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

Because they aren´t a triangle

Why are there computers?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Why does Sarahs username sound like a man name?

:lol:

To overtake the world.

Why does Justin always sound like a kid with down sydrome whenever he's on LPF?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

cuz he's like that all the time.

Why is wood brown?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

too much dirt.

How many days to the wolves?

 

[untitled]

Why are there computers?

because tv can get boring after a while

How many days to the wolves?

666

who is the devil?

 

[littleblackstone]

me in disguise!!

why is fire hot?

 

[untitled]

because its like you, hot & dangerous but beautiful to look at

why do i live in the netherlands?

 

[littleblackstone]

because your parents are from Netherlands

why do i live in this **** ******* stupid ****** crappy poor country... that is, Portugal?

 

[untitled]

because otherwise i'd be wanting to go to the wrong country

why is there water on earth

 

[littleblackstone]

because we pee too much!!!

why is there oxygen?

 

[untitled]

so the pigeons dont die

why do you swallow food?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

Because otherwise you would become very skinny

Why do you brush your teeth?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

so they dont turn people

what's so perfect about a perfect circle?