Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[LPShinodaFM]

TOMER IS A WOMANNN

Why are dots circular?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

to travel faster.

Why is my closet brown?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

I smeared chocolate on it

Why is chocolate brown?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

because i smothered my closet on it.

What is life without happiness?

 

[FireHawk]

A grey daze

what is love?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

a blue daze

Am I just a girl?

 

[FireHawk]

No your half troll....

Are trolls real?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Yes (see above user for an example)

Where's my jam?

 

[FireHawk]

You don't want to know...

Where's the snake!!!???

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

In your pants

I stole Firehawk's undies what did you steal?

 

[ugur90]

His mom's virginity

What was Firehawk's reaction

 

[FireHawk]

Shoot you in the head.

Did anyone come to the funeral?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Yes, your funeral was quite good I got fairy floss there.

What do you want outta me when I die?

 

[FireHawk]

Your dead body to take advantage of.

Is that odd?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

No it's purple.

Why do you wanna throw it away like this?

 

[FireHawk]

I hate it...it smells...

Why do yuou want to eat it

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

it's something you didn't touch

Is this a stupid question?

 

[FireHawk]

Your face is a stupid question?

Do I see your hiney, is it quite shiney?

 

[ugur90]

Yep I'm mooning you!

Why are hobbits short

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

they are related to Frodo.

why are tall people tall?