Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Linkin_lp_park]

With bush, in the bushes

Why does somebody smile?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

It's a muscle spasm.

Why do we sneeze?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

To make other people wet

Why do we have feet?

 

[Tomer]

to please your partner...

Why was Linkin_Lp_Park Born?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

Because you need me

Why is Tomer gay?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

Because I said so

Why is the world round?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

cos they are high

What seven nation army?

 

[Friðbjörn]

the seven nation army of my toes

why is your ***** in the cookie jar?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

cos i want to preserve it.

Tempers toss in the salad but where did you put the salad?

 

[FireHawk]

in my mouth

why is comfort a mystery?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

because it is crawling out my own skin.

Now we've got the poet now where's that pendulum?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

Anette has it

Where the **** is my lamp?

 

[Tomer]

up in your ***.

where is my dream girl?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

You are sitting on her

Aaaah the poor guinea pig :'(

Where is my cold beer?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

In my boots.

Where are The Olzon Twins? lolololol

 

[FireHawk]

under my bed

where is under my bed

 

[untitled]

in the closet you just came out of

i lost a ball, where is it?

 

[LPShinodaFM]

Portugal

Did people come from monkeys?

 

[Tomer]

Yeah, don't you see it when you look in the mirror.

Why do baboons have red *****?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

spanked too hard

Why do I care?