Can't get that ***** smell off your dick

[fullauto]

Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean....

help me Obewon! You're my only hope!

 

[Gray~Gal]

OMG
I cant believe you posted that! HAHA

Well i recommend a strong lotion...I mean i dont think it matters if its just the smell as long as you have showered. At least you SHOWERED!
Damn 2 days of smelling like vagina....haha i dont think i have ever heard of that.

 

[berniec]

Thats easy fixed..Cut it off...You dont need one oviously,after starting this stupid thread.

 

[builder]

Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean.


Oh, and how the **** can you get your nose anywhere near your dick?

Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it?

I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman.

 

[fullauto]

Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean.


Oh, and how the **** can you get your nose anywhere near your dick?

Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it?

I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman.

Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils...

and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his balls from time to time...

 

[builder]

Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils...

and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his balls from time to time...

**** man, whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

I was just rearranging them, your honour.

 

[fullauto]

LOL.... yeah... right... like trying to rearange the order of two plumbs in a plastic bag!


BALL SCRATCHERS OF THE WORLD UNITE ! ! ! !

 

[phreakwars]

Testify brother, testify... but quit smelling your fingers after you scratch them, and quit bonking skanks.

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[Hugh G. Rekshun]

Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add, as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon.

 

[TerroristHater]

Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add, as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon.

Skankville poon is usually diseased in one way or another.

 

[cynthiaa89]

quit bonking skanks.

That should sure it right up....and prevent it from happening again. Ever.

 

[Vaness]

eeeeww that really happens?

 

[fullauto]

eeeeww that really happens?

surely does... women should douche more

 

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

I wonder if Vortex knows?

 

[Vaness]

LOL, thats so nasty. Fullauto didn't you notice the strong smell she must have had. I mean for it to be stuck on your piece for two days it must have been really bad the first day. gag . You should get tested for STD's.

 

[skategreen]

Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? .

I laughed out loud.

Astute!

 

[skategreen]

Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean....

help me Obewon! You're my only hope!

Try a nice long hot bath instead of a shower?

add a few bath oil beads...

light some candles....

OOPS! right back where we started from!

 

[builder]

I laughed out loud.

Astute!

Fullauto often leaves these gaping, unfulfilled opportunities in his posts. I'm starting to wonder if this tactic is indeed casually careless, or planned proliferation.

Another ****ing conspiracy. To the back of the line you go, kind sir.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Since the price of gasoline is so high, me next suggestion would be hot water and bleach.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Ok did I just read what I thought I just read,cos if I read what I just thought I read,excuse me I gotta unload the contents of my stomach.

Too much info dick sniffer!!!