Dating advice

[ToriAllen]

I had *** with this girl.. I had an ******. The end.

I'm guessing it was probably that quick, too. Hope she didn't charge you too much...

 

[wez]

I'm guessing it was probably that quick, too. Hope she didn't charge you too much...

No need to get testy... I gave you 20 bucks.. sorry to be so quick and disappoint.. but you hadn't showered for a week..

 

[ToriAllen]

No need to get testy... I gave you 20 bucks.. sorry to be so quick and disappoint.. but you hadn't showered for a week..

Four days is not a week, and I had a whores bath. That should count for something. It was only $20 because I charge less for girls. My normal rate for two seconds of *** is $80.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

My normal rate for two seconds of *** is $80.

Wow...

I'll take $40 worth.

 

[snafu]

I got access to an old girlfiends phone number. She's married and so am I so it should be OK Right? I'm really curious how her life has been. I have a 14 year old son and she has two daughters that are a couple years older than him. That would really blow me away to meet her daughters.

Boy its tuff gettting old.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Four days is not a week, and I had a whores bath. That should count for something.

A quick wipe with a dry towel isn't a whores bath. But you did have that golden shower.

 

[eddo]

A quick wipe with a dry towel isn't a whores bath. But you did have that golden shower.

Yeah, but I was pretty dehydrated that day...

 

[ToriAllen]

I got access to an old girlfiends phone number. She's married and so am I so it should be OK Right? I'm really curious how her life has been. I have a 14 year old son and she has two daughters that are a couple years older than him. That would really blow me away to meet her daughters.
Boy its tuff gettting old.

As long as your wife doesn't care it should be fine.

 

[snafu]

As long as your wife doesn't care it should be fine.

You mean I have to tell her.

 

[ToriAllen]

You mean I have to tell her.

Depends... How good are you at not getting caught? And, if caught, how good are you at lying?

 

[RegisteredAndEducated]

just tell her and save yourself the headache.

 

[snafu]

Depends... How good are you at not getting caught? And, if caught, how good are you at lying?

I can't lie worth a ****. I don't think she would mind anyway.

 

[wez]

... and I had a whores bath. That should count for something.

It did.. I blew ya a kiss as I was leaving, remember?

 

[Chi]

I can't lie worth a ****. I don't think she would mind anyway.

I think we should find out, just to be sure (and a good show)

 

[Ahhlee]

I can't lie worth a ****. I don't think she would mind anyway.

I would come come down upon you like the Hammer of Thor if you withheld something like that from me.

So be glad you aren't married to me.

But for good measure, I think you should tell her.

P.S. Have you planned that super-ultra-mega romantic Valentine's Day yet?

 

[snafu]

I would come come down upon you like the Hammer of Thor if you withheld something like that from me.
So be glad you aren't married to me.

But for good measure, I think you should tell her.

P.S. Have you planned that super-ultra-mega romantic Valentine's Day yet?

She's a hard women to find something to get her. She can go and get what ever she wants and she never gives me any hints. She has to work Saturday so I'll take her out to a movie and dinner Sunday.

She's gonna go for a vaction to see her sister in Texas and then to see a friend in Florida next month. Maybe I should buy her somehting for hot weather. She's been dieting and tanning so she's getting ready.

Women... What a pain in the ***!! Can't live with'em and you can't live without'em.