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Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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When eddo and I get it on, he makes me wrap myself up like a burrito and scream REGINA!!!!!!!!! over and over and over.....
 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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And since this post hasn't become sleazy enough just yet, let's add this little gem:

When emkay, chi and I are getting it on with a Donkey we like to grab it's and it and then eachother with and then emkay screams "Shove that up my !". I stick my in the donkey's and we all laugh while chi and a little dribbles from the corner of emkay's mouth.

Good times. Good times.

 
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mces0421

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I think the one who invited you out. Is the one who is in charge for the bill. Regardless if he or she.Be sure that you both enjoy your date!
 
manicmonday

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And since this post hasn't become sleazy enough just yet, let's add this little gem:
When emkay, chi and I are getting it on with a Donkey we like to grab it's and it and then eachother with and then emkay screams "Shove that up my !". I stick my in the donkey's and we all laugh while chi and a little dribbles from the corner of emkay's mouth.

Good times. Good times.
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It's not sleazy for RO and I because we have met in person ;)

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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It's not sleazy for RO and I because we have met in person ;)
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That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk.

Please, carry on.

 
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Chi

Chi

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That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk.
Please, carry on.
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Someone got served with mashed potatoes and gravy.... :p

 
snafu

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That's lovely! Knowing you two have met in person certainly negates the sleaziness of the f ck and c m talk.
Please, carry on.
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No but it seperates fact from fiction. :cool:

You can have f ck and c m in real life too. You should try it sometime you'll like it!. :rolleyes:

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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No but it seperates fact from fiction. :cool: You can have f ck and c m in real life too. You should try it sometime you'll like it!. :rolleyes:
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I am no stranger to those carnal delights, snafu. Trust me.

 
snafu

snafu

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I am no stranger to those carnal delights, snafu. Trust me.
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Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full.
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I guess I've need to brush up on some carnal knowledge myself. I need to ask the old lady out on a date or something here pretty soon. It's been a while for myself. :p

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I guess I've need to brush up on some carnal knowledge myself. I need to ask the old lady out on a date or something here pretty soon. It's been a while for myself. :p
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Valentine's Day is coming up quickly snaf. Do something romantic and knock her socks (and other clothing) off.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Just how experienced are you with said topics?
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A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

Neither does a gentleman.

Or various forms of flora or fauna, but that's a different lesson for another day. :p

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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A lady doesn't kiss and tell.
Neither does a gentleman.

Or various forms of flora or fauna, but that's a different lesson for another day. :p
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Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.

As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D

 
Chi

Chi

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Judging by how much time is spent in the chat box? I'd say not very. The archive is very full.
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That doesn't mean anything. Ali, Emkay and I get it on all the time whilst we type. We are great multi-taskers;)

 
Chi

Chi

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Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.
As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D
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Believe him. I went ahead and asked his kids and they told me he is as pure as freshly fallen snow.

 
eddo

eddo

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Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.
As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D
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Hey Bastid, get your own gimmick...

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Maybe you could some day teach me of the birds and bees.
As fair maiden, I am a virgin and don't know of such things, ask my kids. :D
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I'll host a special workshop just for you, IWS. I'm a friend like that.

I tried to invite eddo, but he just cries and drops his half-eaten burrito on his shoes.

 
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