ImWithStupid
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I wonder if they could start a program that pays politicians to be monogamous?
Fighting teen pregnancy
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Wow, could you imagine the cost of that program?
During Roman times as their morals declined politicians became famous for having a page. Now a page was similar to what we call a page here in America in they were young people involved in politics and that is why we most likely used the same name but there was a difference.
A page in Roman times was a young boy homosexual lover for the politician. It was a status symbol for a politician to have one of these young boy lovers with them at all times. Now as our own morals decline we see that even here in America, our pages are involved in sexual relations with the politicians. Maybe the only real solution is to assign each politician a *** assistant and be done with it?
ImWithStupid
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Where do I go to fill out the application to be Sarah Palin's *** assistant?
Hmmm....
How about showing the after effects of having a baby to girls and guys.
Maybe some high definition shots of stretch marks, stitches, sad girls at the mall with babies and nursing stains on the t-shirt, while the baby daddy works at tubby dog slinging weiners to pay the bills. Going to prom with nursing pads cause your fukking udders are leaking and going home early cause that **** episiotomy isn't healing so great. Maybe some shots of dark circles around the eyes from waking up every 2 frikkin hours (I think they use this as a torture technique in Guantanamo...but women get the added bonus of an inconsolable screaming child). Perhaps some high fashion photos of the maternity clothes you continue to wear afterwards all rolled up like inner tubes at the waist cause there is no time for fun shopping...just quick shopping for diapers and gripe water. Perhaps some photos with audio of the breast pump on one *** and a nursing kid on the other. The hair bun that will never leave an elastic for the first year after birth.
I think a dose of reality is in order...not a fukking cheque! How about a cheque for women opting to stay at home to take care of their kids, or men for that matter. Maybe a cheque for good parenting? Let's bring back the chastity belt or develop a penile plug. I can't believe this is the solution they came up with. Retarded!
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...and I don't get it? She looks a little scary to me. Is she cross eyed? I think this may be the after effects of RO's "Bang a Milf in Need" program
How about showing the after effects of having a baby to girls and guys.
Maybe some high definition shots of stretch marks, stitches, sad girls at the mall with babies and nursing stains on the t-shirt, while the baby daddy works at tubby dog slinging weiners to pay the bills. Going to prom with nursing pads cause your fukking udders are leaking and going home early cause that **** episiotomy isn't healing so great. Maybe some shots of dark circles around the eyes from waking up every 2 frikkin hours (I think they use this as a torture technique in Guantanamo...but women get the added bonus of an inconsolable screaming child). Perhaps some high fashion photos of the maternity clothes you continue to wear afterwards all rolled up like inner tubes at the waist cause there is no time for fun shopping...just quick shopping for diapers and gripe water. Perhaps some photos with audio of the breast pump on one *** and a nursing kid on the other. The hair bun that will never leave an elastic for the first year after birth.
I think a dose of reality is in order...not a fukking cheque! How about a cheque for women opting to stay at home to take care of their kids, or men for that matter. Maybe a cheque for good parenting? Let's bring back the chastity belt or develop a penile plug. I can't believe this is the solution they came up with. Retarded!
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...and I don't get it? She looks a little scary to me. Is she cross eyed? I think this may be the after effects of RO's "Bang a Milf in Need" program
ImWithStupid
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I could have.
I would have spelled "check" like an American.
**** Canadians.
A "Cheque" is money....."Check" is a pattern.
Aww Eddo...I think a little male discomfort is in order to save all those poor babies from abortion don't you? It'll be removed when you pass a test qualifying you as a responsible breeder. After you have the one or two children allowed, the plug will be reinserted. There ya go...no unwanted pregnancies. Ooooh and keep in mind...you may not pass the test the first time.
Aww Eddo...I think a little male discomfort is in order to save all those poor babies from abortion don't you? It'll be removed when you pass a test qualifying you as a responsible breeder. After you have the one or two children allowed, the plug will be reinserted. There ya go...no unwanted pregnancies. Ooooh and keep in mind...you may not pass the test the first time.
Chi
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Although on second look... a check for staying home with your kids would be like welfare. Scratch that part. Everyone make your own **** money for your own **** kids and your own **** actions!
Girls should keep their legs closed if they can't handle the responsibilities of kids. Men should keep their ***** in their pants if they can't handle the responsibilities of kids. And parents should be good parents. All 3 because it's what you should do because of the CONSEQUENCES and nothing else!
ImWithStupid
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Taking care of your own kids is NOT a job. It's a responsibility. Taking care of someone else's kids is a job.
ImWithStupid
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Chi and emkay both seem to agree with a lot of the same policies and beliefs as a woman that they make fun of and claim is an idiot. Don't they?
It is a job...that you pay others to do...when you can't. Yes it is a responsibility...that you pay others to do when you can't. I'm taking care of mine just the same as you are taking care of yours. Like any job it has it's perks for sure...but you can't tell me it isn't a job raising your kids.
If your argument is true...you going to work is not a job...but a responsibility to take care of your family. Get down off the soap box IWS...I was making a point. As much as being a parent is rewarding and a responsibility...it is a **** of a job.
Last I checked I never once called SP an idiot....you derived that little gem all on your own.
ImWithStupid
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Nope, not a job and it's my soapbox and I'll do whatever I want with it.