Ahhlee
Well-Known Member
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- Mar 28, 2006
Listen up, my lovelies:
Today I went shopping and had a glorious time. I found lots of great deals, used some coupons and found some clothes that fit including a new Columbia jacket for 40% off!!! I also purchased "Even Cow Girls Get the Blues" which emkay recommended so I'll start reading that tomorrow on my trip.
Anyway, as I was walking through the mall with my purchases, I encountered a woman and her three children sitting in the food court. The kids were yelling, screaming and running around like hooligans while the woman sat there eating an ice cream cone. As if the spectacle of her misbehaved offspring weren't enough to draw people's attention, she was also wearing a white t-shirt paired with zebra print zubas! I'm not sure if she had even bothered combing her hair this morning and she had it put partially up with a bright yellow scrunchie. Her white t-shirt was too tight and stained. Above her right breast was what looked to be a mustard splotch and above the left breast....pickle juice, perhaps? Those were the two stains that stood out the most, anyway. And her choice of footwear to round out this stunning ensemble? Blue house slippers.
Ladies - if I ever catch or hear of ANY of you looking like this in public, the rest of us are going to show up on your doorstep for an intervention. In fact, I want each of you to promise me that you will follow through on this! We have a duty (heh heh...I said "duty") to one another to help our fellow sisters in such times of dire fashion need. I mean it!!!!
On the plus side, I did notice that men smile at you a lot more when you are carrying a bag from Victoria's Secret! LOL!
Today I went shopping and had a glorious time. I found lots of great deals, used some coupons and found some clothes that fit including a new Columbia jacket for 40% off!!! I also purchased "Even Cow Girls Get the Blues" which emkay recommended so I'll start reading that tomorrow on my trip.
Anyway, as I was walking through the mall with my purchases, I encountered a woman and her three children sitting in the food court. The kids were yelling, screaming and running around like hooligans while the woman sat there eating an ice cream cone. As if the spectacle of her misbehaved offspring weren't enough to draw people's attention, she was also wearing a white t-shirt paired with zebra print zubas! I'm not sure if she had even bothered combing her hair this morning and she had it put partially up with a bright yellow scrunchie. Her white t-shirt was too tight and stained. Above her right breast was what looked to be a mustard splotch and above the left breast....pickle juice, perhaps? Those were the two stains that stood out the most, anyway. And her choice of footwear to round out this stunning ensemble? Blue house slippers.
Ladies - if I ever catch or hear of ANY of you looking like this in public, the rest of us are going to show up on your doorstep for an intervention. In fact, I want each of you to promise me that you will follow through on this! We have a duty (heh heh...I said "duty") to one another to help our fellow sisters in such times of dire fashion need. I mean it!!!!
On the plus side, I did notice that men smile at you a lot more when you are carrying a bag from Victoria's Secret! LOL!