How come everybody has to tell you its a good morning when it's a pretty ty morning for me? If they're having a good morning why must the rub it in my nose?
ftp://fullauto.myftp.org/pub/mp3/Rammstein/Mutter/Rammstein-Mutter-Mein%20Herz%20Brennt.mp3
Play to set the tone...
No one else will say this, and they will ALL deny it till they die, but you are the star of a reality TV show called 'Snaf-View'... Your life as you know it, as well as your friends and loved ones are all engineered for you...
As a result of these circumstances, we are all acutely aware of the fact that your morning sucks because you flooded the 2nd floor bathroom with that HUGE shyt you took this morning, and it is generally the policy of the editors as well as the producers to egg you on with your disgust since you've become less witty and tend to fuss less with your advancing age!
I'm sorry to have to tell you that, and I'm sure you won't believe me as a result of everyone toeing the party line on that being a lie, but none the less, it is true...
THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! !
(Crazy whoosh noise!)