Fullauto explains ALL ! !

[emkay64]

I want to take some yoga classes, however there are many schools of yoga....Ashtanga and the like. I have no idea what they all mean...I just wanna be more bendy. What class do I choose?

 

[ImWithStupid]

I just wanna be more bendy. What class do I choose?

We like em' "bendy".

 

[emkay64]

We like em' "bendy".

You haven't helped me with my decision.

 

[hugo]

I want to take some yoga classes, however there are many schools of yoga....Ashtanga and the like. I have no idea what they all mean...I just wanna be more bendy. What class do I choose?

You're in luck. I just happen to give bendy classes in cheap hotel rooms.

 

[emkay64]

I tried one of hugo's classes....I'm sick of "downward facing dog" pose in dirty hotel pillows. There must be more than that?

 

[Fullauto]

I want to take some yoga classes, however there are many schools of yoga....Ashtanga and the like. I have no idea what they all mean...I just wanna be more bendy. What class do I choose?

Save your money and just stretch... ya know... the weak dollar and all!

Spend the money you save on a bottle of Ketel One.. We like em drunk too!

 

[emkay64]

Save your money and just stretch... ya know... the weak dollar and all!
Spend the money you save on a bottle of Ketel One.. We like em drunk too!

If I consult the oracle do I have to follow the advice?

 

[ImWithStupid]

If I consult the oracle do I have to follow the advice?

I think so. I think you got great advice from everyone who has responded so far.

 

[Fullauto]

If I consult the oracle do I have to follow the advice?

You don't have to, But the Oracle knows a guy who didn't follow the advice, and 3 days later his eyelids became gangrenous...

Your call...

 

[ImWithStupid]

You don't have to, But the Oracle knows a guy who didn't follow the advice, and 3 days later his eyelids became gangrenous...
Your call...

That'd make it hard to sleep.

 

[Fullauto]

That'd make it hard to sleep.

Nah... Turn on CSPAN... that shyt'd put a coffee bean to sleep!

 

[emkay64]

fine stretches"....What's Ketel One? I have enough physical abnormalities....I don't need my eyelid falling off.

 

[sheik-yerbouti]

I have enough physical abnormalities....I don't need my eyelid falling off.

Are you telling us the Goddess in all your posts is not really you ?

 

[emkay64]

Are you telling us the Goddess in all your posts is not really you ?

I don't think I ever claimed to be a goddess.

 

[sheik-yerbouti]

I don't think I ever claimed to be a goddess.

Dont mind me, I like to flatter the ladies !

 

[wez]

I don't think I ever claimed to be a goddess.

A goddess who needs a greek ***????

In my dreams..

 

[Fullauto]

fine stretches"....What's Ketel One? I have enough physical abnormalities....I don't need my eyelid falling off.

Ketel One is cheap Vodka... Get's you drunk and has no carbs! Keep ya looking good!

 

[snafu]

A goddess who needs a greek ***????

In my dreams..

Sorry emkay, I'm already taken.

 

[emkay64]

Sorry emkay, I'm already taken.

I know...I know...It's my loss. Can you put me on the wait list?

 

[snafu]

I know...I know...It's my loss. Can you put me on the wait list?

Got'cha next in line on my list.