"Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"It gives one a sudden start in going down a bare, stony street to see upon a narrow strip of grass, just within the iron fence, the radiant dandelion, shining in the grass, like a spark dropped from the sun." - Henry Ward Beecher
"Every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home." - Matsuo Basho
"I have a picture of the Pont Neuf on the wall in my apartment, but I know that Paris is really on the closet shelf, in the box next to the sleeping bag, with the rest of my diaries." - Thomas Mallon
"Omelettes are not made without breaking eggs." - Maximilien Francois Robespierre
"He that looketh upon a plate of ham and eggs to **** after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart." - C.S. Lewis
"Bluegrass is wonderful music. I'm glad I originated it." - Bill Monroe
"Life is like a bunch of thumbtacks. You never know which one is going to pr ck you first." - anonymous
"If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say, "How do you figger that?" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk. - Jack Handy
"Bill Brasky once used a rattle snake as a condom!" - SNL skit
"Would SOMEBODY please close the ******* cupboard door????" - Ali
