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timesjoke

timesjoke

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"You can make your mouth say anything" ~ Times

?If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product, and any man who devotes himself to its cultivation in his own case will become a selfish prig.? ~ Woodrow Wilson

 
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wez

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I gave my life and unconditional love to my ex girlfriend for 20 years and she still wasn't satisfied. Too bad for her. ~ wez

Thanks to her and my sacrifice, I'm an innocent child with clear vision. ~ wez

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timesjoke

timesjoke

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?What do I owe to my times, to my country, to my neighbors, to my friends? Such are the questions which a virtuous man ought often to ask himself.? ~ Johann Kaspar Lavater

This one describes you Wez:

"In a time of social fragmentation, vulgarity becomes a way of life. To be shocking becomes more important ? and often more profitable ? than to be civil or creative or truly original.?? ~ Al Gore

Why not give civility, creativity, and originality a try?

 
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wez

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Better to be known as a sinner than a hypocrite. ~ proverb

Happiness and joy always eludes a hypocrite. ~ Sam Veda

The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy. ~ William Hazlitt

An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered. ~ bible

He who is passionate and hasty, is generally honest; it is your cool dissembling hypocrite, of whom you should beware ~ Lavater

That is why you cannot make a post and say what you want to say, you must go back time and time again to edit, refine, add things you just thought of. Your posting on emotion, not a clear mind. ~ TJ

Do something for me, write a post but wait a few minutes before you post it, walk away and get a drink or something and come back, preview it and then consider posting it, but take a couple minutes to consider your posts before you post them, I would venture to guess your posting "quality" will increase considerably. ~ TJ

I'm not you and no matter how many times you say it or how many people you convince it will never become reality. ~ wez

Upright men shall be astonied at this, and the innocent shall stir up himself against the hypocrite. ~ bible

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eddo

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Proverbs 10:13 (Contemporary English Version)

13 If you have good sense,

it will show when you speak.

But if you are stupid,

you will be beaten

with a stick.

 
timesjoke

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"Property is the fruit of labor...property is desirable...is a positive good in the world. That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built." ~ Abraham Lincoln

A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit. ~ Thomas Jefferson

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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Fake, funny, Confucius Quotes:

  • [ ]Man who run in front of car get tired.
    [ ]Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    [ ]Baseball is wrong - man with four ***** cannot walk.
    [ ]War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
    [ ]Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
    [ ]Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    [ ]It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
    [ ]Man who drive like **** bound to get there.
    [ ]Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    [ ]Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
    [ ]Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
    [ ]Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
    [ ]Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
    [ ]He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
    [ ]Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
    [ ]Man who sit on tack get point!
    [ ]Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
    [ ]Man that is stuck in pantry has his *** in jam.
    [ ]Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
    [ ]Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
    [ ]Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
    [ ]Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
    [ ]Man that go to bed with itchy **** wake up with sticky fingers!
    [ ]When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
    [ ]"Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
    [ ]Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
    [ ]Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
    [ ]Virginity like bubble, one all gone.
    [ ]Man who behaves like an *** will be the **** of those who crack jokes.
    [ ]Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
    [ ]Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    [ ]Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    [ ]Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    [ ]Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    [ ]He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
    [ ]Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
    [ ]Hole happy, whole body happy.
    [ ]He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.
    [ ]He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.
    [ ]Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
    [ ]He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
    [ ]Elevator smell different to midget.
    [ ]Work to become, not to acquire.
    [ ]A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
    [ ]Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
    [ ]Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
    [ ]Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
    [ ]War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.
    [ ]Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say too **** much.

 
hugo

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Among the natural rights of the colonists are these: First a right to life, secondly to liberty, thirdly to property; together with the right to defend them in the best manner they can.

Author: Samuel Adams

 
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wez

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Labeling yourself Christian and validating it through other people and organizations will not save your soul. ~ wezus

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wez

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an idiot false profit.
(Jesus said...) "Then many false prophets will rise up and deceive many." Mt 24.11
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Hahahaha... Yeah, I blind people with talk of love, forgivness and goodwill towards all and speak against hypocrisy... what an *******:rolleyes:

I'm not a martyr

I'm not a prophet

And I wont preach to you

But here's a caution

You better understand

That I wont hold your hand

But if it helps you mend

Then I wont stop it

Go on and save yourself

Take it out on me ~ Chris Cornell

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snafu

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an idiot false profit.
(Jesus said...) "Then many false prophets will rise up and deceive many." Mt 24.11
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Good thing I don't listen to wezus. He'd be leading me down the wrong path.

 
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wez

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Some Christmas advice from the man Himself.

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Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it. For the gate is small and the way is narrow that leads to life, and there are few who find it. ~ Jesus (NASB) Matt. 7:13-14

Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. (NASB) Matt. 7:15

You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes nor figs from thistles, are they? So every good tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot produce bad fruit, nor can a bad tree produce good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. So then, you will know them by their fruits. ~ Jesus (NASB) Matt. 7:16-20

Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell—and great was its fall. ~ Jesus (NASB) Matt. 7:24-27

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snafu

snafu

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Some Christmas advice from the man Himself.

;)
Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it. For the gate is small and the way is narrow that leads to life, and there are few who find it. ~ Jesus (NASB) Matt. 7:13-14

Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep?s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. (NASB) Matt. 7:15

You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes nor figs from thistles, are they? So every good tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot produce bad fruit, nor can a bad tree produce good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. So then, you will know them by their fruits. ~ Jesus (NASB) Matt. 7:16-20

Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell?and great was its fall. ~ Jesus (NASB) Matt. 7:24-27

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I bet wez becomes born again soon. Probably take up preaching too. He knows more about the bible than most. ;)

 
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