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wez

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We got up front fanatics tearing down the barricade. ~ Sammy Hagar






Perhaps "we" should thank "them"? :rolleyes:

Right, eddo? :D

legend:

Barricade = eddos rules

we = eddo

them = me

Eddo? I'm waiting... hahaha

Where ya been hiding?

Fecky put the join function back on, eh? Gonna invite me back?

 

wez

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“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you” ~ Kurt Cobain

 

 


“I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.” ~ J. D. Salinger


 

 


You die as you've lived. If you were paranoid in life, you'll probably be paranoid when you're dying.” ~ Dr. James Cimino quotes


 

 


“Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads: ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid political leaders, compulsive voyagers, ignorant generals - the flotsam and jetsam of historical currents. The men who radically altered history, the great scientists and mathematicians, are seldom mentioned, if at all.” ~ santiz Martin Gardner


 

 


“Whereas the well-functioning executive encourages the best in brains and skills, the one who is paranoid or even less morbidly insecure must have inadequates about him, men who will take punishment.” ~ Dr. Francis J. Braceland


 

 


“They tend to be suspicious, bristly, paranoid-type people with huge egos they push around like some elephantiasis victim with his distended testicles in a wheelbarrow terrified no doubt that some skulking ingrate of a clone student will sneak into his very brain and steal his genius work.” ~ William S. Burroughs quotes


 


“If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.” ~ Margaret Atwood


 

 


“In fact, they recapitulate the story of Christianity word for word, like the inevitable course of some unsightly disease: criminal ignorance, brutish stupidity, self-righteous bigotry, paranoid fear of outsiders. For the cultist, psychiatrists, the media, Government agencies have become Satan incarnate. Like the fundamental Christians, they have to be right.” ~ William S. Burroughs






Hey TJ, was that an uncanny sense of knowing your hidden motivations? :D

 

wez

New member
NAMASTE (Indian greeting meaning:The spirit in me meets the same spirit in you.)

 

 


Hands are for shaking, not for tying ~ Chris Cornell




 

wez

New member
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously. ~ Og Mandino

 

 


Each day is a special gift from ***, and while life may not always be fair, you must never allow the pains, hurdles, and handicaps of the moment to poison your attitude and plans for yourself and your future. You can never win when you wear the ugly cloak of self-pity, and the sour sound of whining will certainly frighten away any opportunity for success. Never again. There is a better way. ~ Og Mandino


 

 


The whining schoolboy, with his satchel



And shining morning face, creeping like snail



Unwillingly to school. ~ William Shakespeare


 

 


Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve. ~ Robert Burns


 

 


The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the surest sign symptom of little souls and inferior intellects.~ Lord Jeffrey






Think that last one has been posted a time or 2 but it's so good it's worth repeating.. :rolleyes:

 

snafu

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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. - John F. Kennedy
 

wez

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Whoever is spared personal pain must feel himself called to help in diminishing the pain of others. We must all carry our share of the misery which lies upon the world. ~ Albert Schweitzer

 

 

 


The white man's happiness cannot be purchased by the black man's misery. ~ Frederick Douglass


 

 

 


Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.~ Winston Churchill


 

 

 


Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mothers suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions - and unwanted children living in misery ~ Unknown


 

 

 


Pride is seldom delicate, it will please itself with very mean advantages; and envy feels not its own happiness, but when it may be compared with the misery of others. ~ Samuel Johnson


 

 

 


The man who loves his country prefers its liberty to all other considerations, well knowing that without liberty life is a misery. ~ Andrew Hamilton


 

 

 


The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall creep out of his great estate of injustice, poor and naked and miserable. ~ Theodore Parker


 

 

 


The happiness and misery of men depend no less on temper than fortune. ~ Fran?ois de la Rochefoucauld


 

 

 


So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now. ~ lunaleelee Lucy Parsons


 

 

 


In seperateness lies the world's great misery, in compassion lies the world's true strength. ~ Buddha


 

 

 

 


Misery acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows. ~ William Shakespeare


 

 

 






 

wez

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

 

 

 


Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~ George Carlin


 

 

 


Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin


 

 

 


Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~ Mary Hirsch


 

 

 


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an ******. ~ George Carlin


 

 

 


I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at ~ unknown


 

 

 


If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~ Mahatma Gandhi


 

 

 


Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. ~ Mark Twain


 

 

 


One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. ~ Chinese Proverbs


 

 


A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~ Hugh Sidey


 

 

 


The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ~ William Davis


 

 

 


It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously. ~ Oscar Wilde


 






 

snafu

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I also want to speak tonight directly to Muslims throughout the world. We respect your faith. It's practiced freely by many millions of Americans, and by millions more in countries that America counts as friends. Its teachings are good and peaceful, and those who commit evil in the name of Allah blaspheme the name of Allah. (Applause.) The terrorists are traitors to their own faith, trying, in effect, to hijack Islam itself. The enemy of America is not our many Muslim friends; it is not our many Arab friends. Our enemy is a radical network of terrorists, and every government that supports them. (Applause.) - President Bush
 

wez

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He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny




Too true.. too true..

A wise man thanks someone who angers them. It means they taught you something ~ wez



 

ImWithStupid

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"Programs like education and others should be turned back to the states and local communities with the tax sources to fund them. I believe in states’ rights. I believe in people doing as much as they can at the community level and the private level" (emphasis added). "I believe we have distorted the balance of our government today by giving powers that were never intended to be given in the Constitution to that federal establishment." ~ Ronald Reagan
 
"Programs like education and others should be turned back to the states and local communities with the tax sources to fund them. I believe in states? rights. I believe in people doing as much as they can at the community level and the private level" (emphasis added). "I believe we have distorted the balance of our government today by giving powers that were never intended to be given in the Constitution to that federal establishment." ~ Ronald Reagan
That Reagan sounds like a pretty fart smeller...

 

snafu

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Live every moment - love every day

'cus before you know it your precious time slips away - R.E.O. Speedwagon



 

wez

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Beware of people who dislike cats. - Irish proverb

 

 


You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. - Colonial proverb


 

 


In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. - English proverb


 

 

 


After dark all cats are leopards. - Native American Proverb


 

 

 


A cat may look at a king. - English Proverb


 

 

 


Happy owner, happy cat. Indifferent owner, reclusive cat. - Chinese Proverb


 

 

 


Happy is the home with at least one cat - Italian Proverb


 

 

 


I gave an order to a cat, and the cat gave it to its tail - Chinese Proverb


 

 

 


He who plays with a cat must bear its scratches.


 

 

 


If you play with a cat, you must not mind her scratch.


 

 

 


The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. Hebrew Proverb


 

 

 


Those that dislike cats will be carried to the cemetery in the rain.



- Dutch Proverb


 

 

 


"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world." - Irish Legend


 

 

 


Look what the Cat dragged in


 

 

 


Can I have my cat avatar back, please? ~ wez
:D






 

ImWithStupid

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Son, I know when we first met, we didn't really hit it off, but since then I've really come to respect you, and unlike love, respect can't be bought. ~ Homer Simpson talking to Bart

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