Happy Birthday Jesus.

T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>



>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most



>>>>>>>>> holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say



>>>>>>>>> he was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and



>>>>>>>>> died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another



>>>>>>>>> year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now



>>>>>>> ?



>>>>>>



>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>



>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one registered



>>>>> copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for the last 11



>>>>> years.



>>>>>



>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>



>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>



>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>



>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I went



>>> for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but when I



>>> told them I was using a Temporary version of their product they game



>>> me one of the full versions that was just lying around the office.



>>>



>>> Cool ... huh !



>>



>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>



> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>



>
:)

Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time. Clearly, you

have not.

You lose! Again!!!

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>



>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>



>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most



>>>>>>>>>> holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say



>>>>>>>>>> he was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and



>>>>>>>>>> died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another



>>>>>>>>>> year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now



>>>>>>>> ?



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one registered



>>>>>> copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for the last 11



>>>>>> years.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>>



>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>



>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>



>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I went



>>>> for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but when I



>>>> told them I was using a Temporary version of their product they game



>>>> me one of the full versions that was just lying around the office.



>>>>



>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>



>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>



>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>



>>
:)


>



>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time. Clearly, you



>have not.



>



>You lose! Again!!!


I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I really

won.

Just this one itsy little time anyway.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.



>


Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>



>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most



>>>>>>>>>>> holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say



>>>>>>>>>>> he was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and



>>>>>>>>>>> died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another



>>>>>>>>>>> year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now



>>>>>>>>> ?



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one registered



>>>>>>> copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for the last 11



>>>>>>> years.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>>>



>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>



>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>



>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I went



>>>>> for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but when I



>>>>> told them I was using a Temporary version of their product they game



>>>>> me one of the full versions that was just lying around the office.



>>>>>



>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>



>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>



>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>



>>>
:)


>>



>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time. Clearly,


you


>>have not.



>>



>>You lose! Again!!!



>



> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I really



> won.



>



> Just this one itsy little time anyway.


If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>



>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>



>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most



>>>>>>>>>>>> holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say



>>>>>>>>>>>> he was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and



>>>>>>>>>>>> died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another



>>>>>>>>>>>> year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now



>>>>>>>>>> ?



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one registered



>>>>>>>> copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for the last 11



>>>>>>>> years.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I went



>>>>>> for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but when I



>>>>>> told them I was using a Temporary version of their product they game



>>>>>> me one of the full versions that was just lying around the office.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>



>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>



>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>



>>>>
:)


>>>



>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time. Clearly,



>you



>>>have not.



>>>



>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>



>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I really



>> won.



>>



>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>



>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.


Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.



>


Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>



>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this



>>>>>>>>>>>>> most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually



>>>>>>>>>>>>> say he was born about Easter ... just before he was



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it



>>>>>>>>>>> now ?



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for



>>>>>>>>> the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I



>>>>>>> went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but



>>>>>>> when I told them I was using a Temporary version of their product



>>>>>>> they game me one of the full versions that was just lying around



>>>>>>> the office.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>



>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>



>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>



>>>>>
:)


>>>>



>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>



>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>



>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I really



>>> won.



>>>



>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>



>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>



> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)


Congratulations.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
A

ah

Guest
Tim Weaver wrote:


> ah wrote:



>



>> Tim Weaver wrote:



>>> ah wrote:



>>>



>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy



>>>>>>>> of holy times.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together



>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he



>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for



>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year



>>>>>>>> hopefully).



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?



>>>>>



>>>>> If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>



>>>> PLONK



>>>



>>> I wasn't talking to you, PLONK boy.



>>



>> not plonk ?



>



> Not plonk what?


HE MAN EYEM CUMFUZED!

--

/\_/|

=a-h=

\'I'|

|<|,,\_

|[>,,/,\

|[|,\_,,)

((J(=__/

meow

 
A

ah

Guest
metro-golden-meower wrote:


> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>



>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>



>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy



>>>>>>>>> of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together



>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he



>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for



>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year



>>>>>>>>> hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?



>>>>>>



>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>



>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?



>>>>



>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full version.



>>>>Is it really that evil?



>>>



>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years



>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.



>>



>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!



>



> there is a place in town called the turnpike.


Pull the other one.

--

/\_/|

=a-h=

\'I'|

|<|,,\_

|[>,,/,\

|[|,\_,,)

((J(=__/

meow

 
M

metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:15 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>>



>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>



>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy



>>>>>>>>>> of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together



>>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he



>>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for



>>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year



>>>>>>>>>> hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?



>>>>>



>>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full version.



>>>>>Is it really that evil?



>>>>



>>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years



>>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.



>>>



>>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!



>>



>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.



>



>Pull the other one.


seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near

booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>



>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>



>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> say he was born about Easter ... just before he was



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it



>>>>>>>>>>>> now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for



>>>>>>>>>> the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I



>>>>>>>> went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but



>>>>>>>> when I told them I was using a Temporary version of their product



>>>>>>>> they game me one of the full versions that was just lying around



>>>>>>>> the office.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>



>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>



>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>



>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>



>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>



>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I really



>>>> won.



>>>>



>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>



>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>



>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>



>Congratulations.


And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.



>


Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>



>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> say he was born about Easter ... just before he was



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it



>>>>>>>>>>>>> now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for



>>>>>>>>>>> the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I



>>>>>>>>> went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but



>>>>>>>>> when I told them I was using a Temporary version of their product



>>>>>>>>> they game me one of the full versions that was just lying around



>>>>>>>>> the office.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>>



>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>>



>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>>



>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I really



>>>>> won.



>>>>>



>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>>



>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>>



>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>>



>>Congratulations.



>



> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"


That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That means you

lose. Therefore...

I win! AGAIN!!!

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<f9ckl4t4kqfjub4tpattgvenihvue304jp@4ax.com>, it appeared

metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> had made a clean

getaway:


>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:15 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>



>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>



>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy



>>>>>>>>>>> of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together



>>>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he



>>>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for



>>>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year



>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?



>>>>>>



>>>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full



>>>>>>version.



>>>>>>Is it really that evil?



>>>>>



>>>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years



>>>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.



>>>>



>>>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!



>>>



>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.



>>



>>Pull the other one.



>



>seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near



>booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


Turnpikes are horse troughs where the horses drink. I would imagine

many towns in the West of the USA have them.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.



>


Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>



>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>



>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> say he was born about Easter ... just before he was



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it for



>>>>>>>>>>>> the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me
:(


>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on Usenet) I



>>>>>>>>>> went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got the job ... but



>>>>>>>>>> when I told them I was using a Temporary version of their product



>>>>>>>>>> they game me one of the full versions that was just lying around



>>>>>>>>>> the office.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>>>



>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I really



>>>>>> won.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>>>



>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>>>



>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>>>



>>>Congratulations.



>>



>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"



>



>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That means you



>lose. Therefore...



>



>I win! AGAIN!!!


Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.



>


Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>



>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just before he



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stop plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it



>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me



>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:(


>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on



>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got



>>>>>>>>>>> the job ... but when I told them I was using a Temporary



>>>>>>>>>>> version of their product they game me one of the full versions



>>>>>>>>>>> that was just lying around the office.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I



>>>>>>> really won.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>>>>



>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>>>>



>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>>>>



>>>>Congratulations.



>>>



>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"



>>



>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That means



>>you lose. Therefore...



>>



>>I win! AGAIN!!!



>



> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.


Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>



>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>



>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just before he



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stop plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on



>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got



>>>>>>>>>>>> the job ... but when I told them I was using a Temporary



>>>>>>>>>>>> version of their product they game me one of the full versions



>>>>>>>>>>>> that was just lying around the office.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I



>>>>>>>> really won.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>>>>>



>>>>>Congratulations.



>>>>



>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"



>>>



>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That means



>>>you lose. Therefore...



>>>



>>>I win! AGAIN!!!



>>



>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.



>



>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.


You'll never take me alive farmer.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.



>


Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
A

ah

Guest
metro-golden-meower wrote:


> On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:15 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>



>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>



>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy



>>>>>>>>>>> of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together



>>>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he



>>>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for



>>>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year



>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?



>>>>>>



>>>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full version.



>>>>>>Is it really that evil?



>>>>>



>>>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years



>>>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.



>>>>



>>>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!



>>>



>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.



>>



>>Pull the other one.



>



> seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near


Mmmm . . . ale.

On a lighter note, avoid teh Toad; here there be chavs.


> booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


ASDA . . . IS . . . E-VUL!!1!

--

/\_/|

=a-h=

\'I'|

|<|,,\_

|[>,,/,\

|[|,\_,,)

((J(=__/

woem

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



> <Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>



>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just before he



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stop plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got



>>>>>>>>>>>>> the job ... but when I told them I was using a Temporary



>>>>>>>>>>>>> version of their product they game me one of the full versions



>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was just lying around the office.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I



>>>>>>>>> really won.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>>>>>>



>>>>>>Congratulations.



>>>>>



>>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"



>>>>



>>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That means



>>>>you lose. Therefore...



>>>>



>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!



>>>



>>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.



>>



>>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.



>



> You'll never take me alive farmer.


Would you like to be introduced to my pitchfork?

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
D

David Rance

Guest
On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>



>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.



>>



>>Pull the other one.



>



>seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near



>booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


Then you're obviously from High Wycombe.

David

--

David Rance writing from Caversham, Reading, UK

http://www.mesnil.demon.co.uk

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B857B9B4E0CC0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>



>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>> <Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>



>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just before he



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stop plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the job ... but when I told them I was using a Temporary



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> version of their product they game me one of the full versions



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was just lying around the office.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I



>>>>>>>>>> really won.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>Congratulations.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"



>>>>>



>>>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That means



>>>>>you lose. Therefore...



>>>>>



>>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!



>>>>



>>>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.



>>>



>>>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.



>>



>> You'll never take me alive farmer.



>



>Would you like to be introduced to my pitchfork?


Does it have a nice personality ?

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.



>


Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
M

metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:47:52 -0800, " sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill

Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote:


>Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



><Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>



>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim



>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> together ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just before he



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> another year hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stop plonking you.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en using it



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the last 11 years.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking me



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something else.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never got



>>>>>>>>>>>>> the job ... but when I told them I was using a Temporary



>>>>>>>>>>>>> version of their product they game me one of the full versions



>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was just lying around the office.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>
:)


>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.



>>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know I



>>>>>>>>> really won.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)



>>>>>>



>>>>>>Congratulations.



>>>>>



>>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"



>>>>



>>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That means



>>>>you lose. Therefore...



>>>>



>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!



>>>



>>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.



>>



>>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.



>



>You'll never take me alive farmer.


you want to be carefull with tim, he's a perve and probably wants to

get you into the kitchen and turn you into kentukey ****** chicken.

 
M

metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:33:10 -0800, " sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill

Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote:


>Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



><f9ckl4t4kqfjub4tpattgvenihvue304jp@4ax.com>, it appeared



>metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> had made a clean



>getaway:



>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:15 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>>



>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>



>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver



>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding



>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared



>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:



>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy



>>>>>>>>>>>> of holy times.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together



>>>>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he



>>>>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for



>>>>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year



>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully).



>>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!



>>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop



>>>>>>>>> plonking you.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full



>>>>>>>version.



>>>>>>>Is it really that evil?



>>>>>>



>>>>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years



>>>>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.



>>>>>



>>>>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!



>>>>



>>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.



>>>



>>>Pull the other one.



>>



>>seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near



>>booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.



>



>Turnpikes are horse troughs where the horses drink. I would imagine



>many towns in the West of the USA have them.


fiik i live just outside london england.

 
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