Happy Birthday Jesus.

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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:08:36 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>> On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:15 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>>


>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy


>>>>>>>>>>>> of holy times.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together


>>>>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he


>>>>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for


>>>>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year


>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully).


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop


>>>>>>>>> plonking you.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full version.


>>>>>>>Is it really that evil?


>>>>>>


>>>>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years


>>>>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.


>>>>>


>>>>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!


>>>>


>>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.


>>>


>>>Pull the other one.


>>


>> seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near


>


>Mmmm . . . ale.

a pinkt of 6x or theakstons old peculiar wouldn't be refuzed.


>On a lighter note, avoid teh Toad; here there be chavs.

our town has an over abundance of chavs. you could almost equate the

chavs round here to cockroaches.


>> booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


>


>ASDA . . . IS . . . E-VUL!!1!

no ***** and i believe its owned by wallmart!

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:18:46 +0000, David Rance

<david.rance@SPAMOFFrance.org.uk> wrote:


>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>


>>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.


>>>


>>>Pull the other one.


>>


>>seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near


>>booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


>


>Then you're obviously from High Wycombe.

STALKER!

i mean. yes, you are right. that side of town is way shittier than

micklefield.


>David

 
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David Rance

Guest
On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>


>>>seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near


>>>booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


>>


>>Then you're obviously from High Wycombe.


>


>STALKER!


>


>i mean. yes, you are right. that side of town is way shittier than


>micklefield.

Of course I'm right. I was born and brought up there sixty-odd years

ago. And not far from Micklefield. In those days we didn't even have

folks from London migrating to us, let alone the rest of the world.

Mind you, the Turnpike didn't exist then except as a name for where

Thames Valley buses terminated.

David

--

David Rance writing from Caversham, Reading, UK

http://www.mesnil.demon.co.uk

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


> <Xns9B857B9B4E0CC0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim


> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>


>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>> <Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> , it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heads together ... just for today. DON'T THINK


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before he was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for another year hopefully).


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll stop plonking you.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> using it for the last 11 years.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>else.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got the job ... but when I told them I was using a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Temporary version of their product they game me one of the


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> full versions that was just lying around the office.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> :)


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.


>>>>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know


>>>>>>>>>>> I really won.


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>Congratulations.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"


>>>>>>


>>>>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That


>>>>>>means you lose. Therefore...


>>>>>>


>>>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!


>>>>>


>>>>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.


>>>>


>>>>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.


>>>


>>> You'll never take me alive farmer.


>>


>>Would you like to be introduced to my pitchfork?


>


> Does it have a nice personality ?

I've never spoken to it, but I can tell you it's very sharp.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B868E8B96C5A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>


>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>> <Xns9B857B9B4E0CC0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim


>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>


>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>> <Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> , it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heads together ... just for today. DON'T THINK


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before he was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for another year hopefully).


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll stop plonking you.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> using it for the last 11 years.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>else.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got the job ... but when I told them I was using a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Temporary version of their product they game me one of the


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> full versions that was just lying around the office.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :)


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know


>>>>>>>>>>>> I really won.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>Congratulations.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That


>>>>>>>means you lose. Therefore...


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.


>>>>>


>>>>>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.


>>>>


>>>> You'll never take me alive farmer.


>>>


>>>Would you like to be introduced to my pitchfork?


>>


>> Does it have a nice personality ?


>


>I've never spoken to it, but I can tell you it's very sharp.

It makes some pretty witty comments then. That's good.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.


>

Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


> <Xns9B868E8B96C5A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim


> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>


>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>> <Xns9B857B9B4E0CC0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim


>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>> <Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

<Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> , it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heads together ... just for today. DON'T THINK


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before he was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for another year hopefully).


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll stop plonking you.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> using it for the last 11 years.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>else.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got the job ... but when I told them I was using a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Temporary version of their product they game me one of the


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> full versions that was just lying around the office.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :)


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know


>>>>>>>>>>>>> I really won.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>Congratulations.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That


>>>>>>>>means you lose. Therefore...


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.


>>>>>


>>>>> You'll never take me alive farmer.


>>>>


>>>>Would you like to be introduced to my pitchfork?


>>>


>>> Does it have a nice personality ?


>>


>>I've never spoken to it, but I can tell you it's very sharp.


>


> It makes some pretty witty comments then. That's good.

Yes, the pitchfork is very clever. He has a cousin, Ms. Ax. Would you like

to meet her, too? It could be a really interesting date.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
P

p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B86926E698930Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>


>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>> <Xns9B868E8B96C5A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim


>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>


>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>> <Xns9B857B9B4E0CC0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim


>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>> <Xns9B84BCF31D4510Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>> <Xns9B8481315481D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B83B414223ED0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B837E9FAC2970Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B829CD9E56D30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B817E189EA4E0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80CEFB41590Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B80A574CA65F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


><Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> , it appeared Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this most holy of holy times.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heads together ... just for today. DON'T THINK


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually say he was born about Easter ... just


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before he was Crucified and died for ALL YOUR SINS.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for another year hopefully).


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it now ?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge,


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll stop plonking you.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can download it from Demon. Sadly I only have one


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> registered copy (which I got free) and I have be3en


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> using it for the last 11 years.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm afraid you are going to have to carry on plonking


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :(


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You fargin' sneaky bastage.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can give me your license and start using something


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>else.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shortly after I started using Turnpike on Demon (and on


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet) I went for a job interview at Turnpike. I never


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got the job ... but when I told them I was using a


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Temporary version of their product they game me one of the


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> full versions that was just lying around the office.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cool ... huh !


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You got free stuff?!? You *******!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One might almost say ... "I WIN ... AGAIN".


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :)


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wrong. You can't win ~again~, until you've won a first time.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clearly, you have not.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You lose! Again!!!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are just saying that. I think deep down you know


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I really won.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just this one itsy little time anyway.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>If that thought gives you a happy beak, then go for it.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay ... I WON !!!! (for the first time)


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>Congratulations.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> And because Tim admitted it ... "I WON ... AGAIN"


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>That wasn't an admission, it was a congratulatory comment. That


>>>>>>>>>means you lose. Therefore...


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Bah ! I knew that was going to happen.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Then why did you even try? Just come out with your wings up.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> You'll never take me alive farmer.


>>>>>


>>>>>Would you like to be introduced to my pitchfork?


>>>>


>>>> Does it have a nice personality ?


>>>


>>>I've never spoken to it, but I can tell you it's very sharp.


>>


>> It makes some pretty witty comments then. That's good.


>


>Yes, the pitchfork is very clever. He has a cousin, Ms. Ax. Would you like


>to meet her, too? It could be a really interesting date.

Thank you so much for the kind offer but thankfully I have to be several

hundred miles away.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.


>

Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
P

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Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<rovnl4hm6ddr7tafsbss8i2g39vg9al6vt@4ax.com>, it appeared

metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> had made a clean

getaway:


>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:33:10 -0800, " sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill


>Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote:


>


>>Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>><f9ckl4t4kqfjub4tpattgvenihvue304jp@4ax.com>, it appeared


>>metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> had made a clean


>>getaway:


>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:15 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>


>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> of holy times.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together


>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY


>>>>>>>>>>>>>TOMORROW THOUGH.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians


>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually say he


>>>>>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and


>>>>>>>>>>>>>died for


>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully).


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop


>>>>>>>>>> plonking you.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full


>>>>>>>>version.


>>>>>>>>Is it really that evil?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years


>>>>>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!


>>>>>


>>>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.


>>>>


>>>>Pull the other one.


>>>


>>>seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near


>>>booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


>>


>>Turnpikes are horse troughs where the horses drink. I would imagine


>>many towns in the West of the USA have them.


>


>fiik i live just outside london england.

They used to have horses in England too .. before cars.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.


>

Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>


> Thank you so much for the kind offer but thankfully I have to be several


> hundred miles away.

Understandable and wise.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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p

Guest
Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding

<Xns9B86EAD05B370Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim

Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>


>> Thank you so much for the kind offer but thankfully I have to be several


>> hundred miles away.


>


>Understandable and wise.

Gosh ... almost my third win ... this is becoming something of a habit.

--

sychotic <c>hicken

http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3

Friends intervene on Friends.

Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!


> If I took you at your word then I would be a raving hopeless idiot.


>

Well, more of one, anyway. Emo Haircut 1/12/2008

 
A

ah

Guest
metro-golden-meower wrote:


> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:08:36 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>


>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>> On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:15 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>


>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:44:49 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>>>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:07:04 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:15:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns9B7FB847F757A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared


>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>>>>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is my special message of goodwill to all men at this most holy


>>>>>>>>>>>>> of holy times.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> As a special treat I'll forgo my usual knocking of heads together


>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... just for today. DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY TOMORROW THOUGH.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have a merry Jesus birthday ... even if historians actually say he


>>>>>>>>>>>>> was born about Easter ... just before he was Crucified and died for


>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALL YOUR SINS.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy birthday.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> (phew ... that is the goodwill **** out of the way for another year


>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully).


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> PLONK!


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Does putting it in capitals mean you are more serious about it now ?


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>If you can get me a copy of Turnpike free of charge, I'll stop


>>>>>>>>>> plonking you.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> turnpike, as in demon the internet providers, news reader?


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>I didn't know it was all that. I just wanted to try out the full version.


>>>>>>>>Is it really that evil?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> ****. i cannot remember. last time i used it was like 10 or so years


>>>>>>> ago. i just remember it was highly rated by some mates of mine.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>TURNPIKE . . . IS . . . PEE-PUL!


>>>>>


>>>>> there is a place in town called the turnpike.


>>>>


>>>>Pull the other one.


>>>


>>> seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near


>>


>>Mmmm . . . ale.


>


> a pinkt of 6x or theakstons old peculiar wouldn't be refuzed.

In generals, I'm not the refusing kind of persons when it comes to, well...

Beverages ;)


>


>>On a lighter note, avoid teh Toad; here there be chavs.


>


> our town has an over abundance of chavs. you could almost equate the


> chavs round here to cockroaches.

Do they crawl around if you cut their heads aff, too?


>


>>> booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


>>


>>ASDA . . . IS . . . E-VUL!!1!


>


> no ***** and i believe its owned by wallmart!

Egg-Zactly!

--

ah

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding


> <Xns9B86EAD05B370Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim


> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway:


>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:


>>>


>>> Thank you so much for the kind offer but thankfully I have to be several


>>> hundred miles away.


>>


>>Understandable and wise.


>


> Gosh ... almost my third win ... this is becoming something of a habit.

Some habits can be good things. If winning is improving your quality of

life, I gladly congratulate you for a job well done.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
M

metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 18:11:58 +0000, David Rance

<david.rance@SPAMOFFrance.org.uk> wrote:


>On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 metro-golden-meower wrote:


>>>>


>>>>seriously. there is a place in town called the turnpike. its up near


>>>>booker, asda and the 6 screen cinema.


>>>


>>>Then you're obviously from High Wycombe.


>>


>>STALKER!


>>


>>i mean. yes, you are right. that side of town is way shittier than


>>micklefield.


>


>Of course I'm right. I was born and brought up there sixty-odd years


>ago. And not far from Micklefield. In those days we didn't even have


>folks from London migrating to us, let alone the rest of the world.

which part, terriers (they're renamed the black boy to the terrirs

now, the politicly correct arseholes), totteridge or the marsh? also.

did you go to hatters lane school? i did. it was a shitehole when i

was there.


>Mind you, the Turnpike didn't exist then except as a name for where


>Thames Valley buses terminated.

i didn't know that. the ****** ol' town has changed a lot since i was

a kid, i imagine the changes are even greater to you iyswim.


>David

 
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