I shagged my best friend's wife

[ToriAllen]

Awwww, don't be coy, Tori. Facial hair affects one in seventeen hundred women. You'e not alone.

Those numbers increase if you are in Mexico, India, or Italy. I must blame it on genetics.

 

[Zukiman]

She was merciful, Zuki. She almost posted our orgy picture but I talked her out of it.

Now I am getting sick. Glad I have some Promethazine.

 

[ToriAllen]

She was merciful, Zuki. She almost posted our orgy picture but I talked her out of it.

That was a fun day. The blubber, the sweat, the emergancy room visit...Good memories.

 

[builder]

Those numbers increase if you are in Mexico, India, or Italy. I must blame it on genetics.

My Sicilian Momma had hair on her nipples you could play a sonata on.

 

[ToriAllen]

My Sicilian Momma had hair on her nipples you could play a sonata on.

that is a scary image, and far too much information.

 

[builder]

That was a fun day. The blubber, the sweat, the emergancy room visit...Good memories.

I must admit, giving you CPR was one of the high points.

My instruction manual never mentioned you punching me to let me know you're now alive and well.

 

[ToriAllen]

I must admit, giving you CPR was one of the high points.
My instruction manual never mentioned you punching me to let me know you're now alive and well.

It is in small print at the end of the chapter entitled CPR and Big ******* with Attitudes. A lot of people miss that part.

 

[builder]

It is in small print at the end of the chapter entitled CPR and Big ******* with Attitudes. A lot of people miss that part.

Errrm, right, uuuuuh, I needed to change glasses, or something.

 

[phreakwars]

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[ToriAllen]

Well, I've never really shagged my best friends wife, but I bet she is a tiger in the sack. Grrrr.

 

[Lethalfind]

That was some funny ****...AND I missed all the fun save a mention from Builder...Hijacked thread or not.

 

[de kannibaal]

Day 2 of going sans underwear and the itching has completely stopped.

 


What does this mean?

 


Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife. She is obviously crabs free.

 


As a sidenote, my best friend was over last night saying he feels distanced from his wife for some reason. I listened to him whine and gave him a few beers.

 


It's the least I could do, he is my good friend.

 

[Zukiman]

Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife.

You gonna "Pink Sock" her. If you do get some pics and share them with us.

 

[snafu]

Day 2 of going sans underwear and the itching has completely stopped.  


What does this mean?

 


Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife. She is obviously crabs free.

 


As a sidenote, my best friend was over last night saying he feels distanced from his wife for some reason. I listened to him whine and gave him a few beers.

 


It's the least I could do, he is my good friend.

The least you could'a done was bent him over the couch and drilled him. Get him used to the idea.

 

[Phantom]

Day 2 of going sans underwear and the itching has completely stopped.  


What does this mean?

 


Well of course I shall be doing some rather naughty things to my good friend's wife. She is obviously crabs free.

 


As a sidenote, my best friend was over last night saying he feels distanced from his wife for some reason. I listened to him whine and gave him a few beers.

 


It's the least I could do, he is my good friend.

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I can't be too hard on you, though. I shagged my best friend's wife, too.

 

[de kannibaal]

The least you could'a done was bent him over the couch and drilled him. Get him used to the idea.

Yeah, rep points for that one, if I could give them out. That made me laugh.

 

[de kannibaal]

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I can't be too hard on you, though. I shagged my best friend's wife, too.

Did you?

White girl?

 

[Zukiman]

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[de kannibaal]

You gonna "Pink Sock" her. If you do get some pics and share them with us.

Zuki mate, I have to say, what I really want to do is really degrade her as much as possible.

 


Now I have already given it to her up her **** chute, and no doubt it is degrading and somwehat humiliating and probably a little painful at first until I work it in well and make her love it.

 


But why stop there?

 


I would really like to have her lie down on her back in her bed and squat over her and make her think she will give me a pleasant little rim job with her tongue -**** I might even let her do it for a few minutes - but the ruse would end up with me ******** on her face.

 


What's she going to do? Tell her husband?

 


That's about the power here. She has more to lose than I do.

 

[Zukiman]

Zuki mate, I have to say, what I really want to do is really degrade her as much as possible.  


Now I have already given it to her up her **** chute, and no doubt it is degrading and somwehat humiliating and probably a little painful at first until I work it in well and make her love it.

 


But why stop there?

 


I would really like to have her lie down on her back in her bed and squat over her and make her think she will give me a pleasant little rim job with her tongue -**** I might even let her do it for a few minutes - but the ruse would end up with me ******** on her face.

 


What's she going to do? Tell her husband?

 


That's about the power here. She has more to lose than I do.

**** yea! That's what I'm talkin' about!