I shagged my best friend's wife

Jhony5

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His post above shows today's date, Jhony. Are you on 'shrooms?
I see nothing from DK. Its as if he has fallen off the edge of the Earth. Are you sure hes still posting here? I see nothing.
 

Jhony5

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Do you have him on ignore?
Who....DK? Nooooo.

I can't see him. Where could he be?

Is it possible hes hiding from me?

Perhaps he is.

Oh...I know. Hes right in front of my nose and I can't see him.

 

de kannibaal

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Who....DK? Nooooo.
I can't see him. Where could he be?

Is it possible hes hiding from me?

Perhaps he is.

Oh...I know. Hes right in front of my nose and I can't see him.
Except you responded to me in the Congressman Foley thread AFTER you claimed to not be able to see me.

That is some remarkable self-ownage cupcake.

 

Jhony5

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If anyone hears from, or sees DK, tell him I am sorry and I want my ******* now. PLEASE! I miss him so much. I can't sleep.
 

de kannibaal

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Like, how lame was that? You're s'posed to go in for the kill.
Some ******' cannibal you turned out to be. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
The **** would you know about going in for the kill you ******* bollix? Going in for the kill for you is defined as finally getting it up, getting your extremely small ***** in the vicinity of a ******, expunging a stale load of swimmers and falling asleep promptly.

Nonce.

 

builder

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The **** would you know about going in for the kill you ******* bollix? Going in for the kill for you is defined as finally getting it up, getting your extremely small ***** in the vicinity of a ******, expunging a stale load of swimmers and falling asleep promptly.
Nonce.
I never said anything about you ******* him, you retarded drug abuser.

It sounds to me like you're coming down off a three day binge on the ekkies.

How's that dribbly **** syndrome of yours coming along, ****-breath?

You do realise you don't catch that off toilet seats? :rolleyes:

 

de kannibaal

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Well unfortunately Builder you are entirely too obtuse to obtain a medical agree and any presumptuous evaluation from you is simply a piece of meaningless bollocks based on your petty little agenda of subjective thought and wishful thinking.

**** breath? Ground breaking material Builder, provided you are trying to insult someone at the level of adult MS patients with mongo heads that drool away all day while sitting in the stench of their own pish and ***** as the national health paid caretakers only come once a day to change their diapers.

Stay away from the professionals you two bit **** bandit, I don't care to entertain either you, your pink feather boa and your white fluffy dog that prances along at your side, you deviant rockspider fairy.

 

builder

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Sounds like I hit a nerve or two. Next time you run out of MDMA, don't bother coming here to tell us all how you dreamt about rogering your best friends boyfriend, after you made him put on stilettos and pink undies, you pathetic excuse for a loser.

The last time you ****** anything worth talking about was the first time you got laid. Pity you were so drug-****** you didn't realise it was your neigbour's grandmother.

She loved it, BTW. Said you were soft and caring, and only lasted long enough to wet her lips.

Brawl hall was just too much for a soft-**** of your questionable "calibre".

Stick to remaking PM's about people who just got banned. Arsewipe.

And save your pomgolian insults for your dumbarse pomgolian boyfriends.

 

de kannibaal

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you are gay hyuk hyuk.....
You think you've touched a nerve Builder? Well might I sugest not putting your own fist up your own **** then mate. I am not one familiar with the idiosyncracies of your alternative lifestyle, with its ribald rectal explorations and penile probings, but rumour has it that there are a lot of nerves up there and that might explain that sensation you are experiencing.

 

builder

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You think you've touched a nerve Builder? Well might I sugest not putting your own fist up your own **** then mate. I am not one familiar with the idiosyncracies of your alternative lifestyle, with its ribald rectal explorations and penile probings, but rumour has it that there are a lot of nerves up there and that might explain that sensation you are experiencing.
Aaaah, look; I've got you speaking the Queen's english now? :cool:

 

Happy Feller

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Builder. Poor innocent Builder. Walked right into that one. Define Choader, Builder. Let's see you know what you are even speaking about.
 
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