I shagged my best friend's wife

de kannibaal

de kannibaal

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So how do you know he's not banging your old lady? woops I promised not to say "old lady" to someone again. How do you know he's not banging the old hag? Oh I get it. You don't got no *****. Hmm.....
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Because he is scared of me.

 
phreakwars

phreakwars

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No, not their marriage.
But I knew you would be curious.

Well, she finally left him. She gave him the boot, he has nowhere to go and now pays me to rent out a spare room in my place. Nice little scam.

Of course I now may **** her all the time safely in his old place and he will never know.

******* brilliant little arrangement.
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Dude, that TOTALLY leaves him open to go over and get some sympathy and understanding from your *****. .

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de kannibaal

de kannibaal

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Dude, that TOTALLY leaves him open to go over and get some sympathy and understanding from your *****. .

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The guy is a ******* wreck. If he wasn't half way to the ******* sanatorium before he is almost there now.

My wife doesn't like ******* black dudes anyway, hates them. There is no risk man.

Trust me.

 
de kannibaal

de kannibaal

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The guys black ??
****, I'd be more worried now. :eek:

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**** no, he's terrified of me, he is a ******* *****. I think he is on the DL, maybe I need to make sure I lock the door when I shower.

whats wrong with black men?
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Hahaha! Oh to be young again!

Trust me, ******s are not worth a bullet, a plastic bag over the head is a more cost efficient way of dealing with them.

 
Phantom

Phantom

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Not even Samuel L. Jackson? WTF is wrong with you?!
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Not even him. Or Denzel. Or any other black guy that is supposedly "hot."

whats wrong with black men?
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Nothing really. They just do nothing for me sexually. I have a strong preference for Caucasians.

 
Anna Perenna

Anna Perenna

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Not even him. Or Denzel. Or any other black guy that is supposedly "hot."
......They just do nothing for me sexually. I have a strong preference for Caucasians.
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Not even Tyson Beckford? The most beautiful man in the universe?

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Because, uh, I would not have the slightest problem making love with this man. In fact, the problem factor would be less than zero.

I LOVE black men.

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OmegaManiac

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Wow, that was a long read, that is it would have been if I had bothered to sift through that pile of shameless vomit, Any way, wife ******, not very nice, I personaly can **** the wives of people that I do not personaly know with little to no guilt. However when you go diggin around in your buddy's cookie jar you cross a line that is likely to get your *** smoked. I have seen this happen before, and I can not think of a single individual who has been able to come through it unscathed. Sure you may get away with it for a while but you can go ahead and consider your buddyfucking *** eviserated.

Fish with your own tackle or don't bother getting on the boat. Sorry *** scavenger! :cool:

 
Phantom

Phantom

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Not even Tyson Beckford? The most beautiful man in the universe?
Because, uh, I would not have the slightest problem making love with this man. In fact, the problem factor would be less than zero.

I LOVE black men.
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Tyson is hot- but so are many other people in this world that I would never consider sleeping with. I also think many women are "hot" but I am not attracted to them either. Ugh. I'm going to sound like a complete jerk but, to be honest, I find black men sexually repulsive.

What about "The Rock" or "Vin Diesel"
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Nope.

If you where stranded on an Island for the rest of your life tomorrow with no one except...say.... Julio Eglasises (the son) would you have *** with him or remain ***-less for the rest of your life?
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I have no problem with Hispanic men but I do not find Enrique or Julio attractive either. If the human race depended on me sleeping with a black male we'd all be screwed. Hispanic I can handle. The first guy I ever had a serious crush on was Hispanic.

 
Phantom

Phantom

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...if I was stranded on an island for all eternity, no chance of escape, with another dude, hand jobs would not be out of the question...... *** ******* (as the pitcher) and blow jobs (as the receiver) I would probably have to work up to in about 10-20 years .. Kissing, never & definite never any cuddling.
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Don't be so selfish. Surely your male lover would want his needs met too. Just let him use one of your orifices on occasion and keep the relationship equal.

As for you phantom, I would give you about 30 days on the Island max and you would be doing who ever was on that island with you regardless of race, looks, or gender. You can deign it but you would just be lying just like anyone else that says they wouldn't.
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I would definitely seek them out for human companionship (obvious exceptions apply) but still would not sleep with them unless they were attractive to me.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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What about "The Rock" or "Vin Diesel"
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You couldn't pick anyone better than those two? Blegh.

Hispanic men are absolutely hot IMO. I married one. They're great lovers, but they're busy loving EVERYBODY. I've never been with a black man, but I wouldn't be against the experience.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Don't be so selfish. Surely your male lover would want his needs met too. Just let him use one of your orifices on occasion and keep the relationship equal.
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Are you kidding? That would be so GAY! :eek:

 
de kannibaal

de kannibaal

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Wow, that was a long read, that is it would have been if I had bothered to sift through that pile of shameless vomit, Any way, wife ******, not very nice, I personaly can **** the wives of people that I do not personaly know with little to no guilt. However when you go diggin around in your buddy's cookie jar you cross a line that is likely to get your *** smoked. I have seen this happen before, and I can not think of a single individual who has been able to come through it unscathed. Sure you may get away with it for a while but you can go ahead and consider your buddyfucking *** eviserated.Fish with your own tackle or don't bother getting on the boat. Sorry *** scavenger! :cool:
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Well, here's the point: I could give a ******* royal fart what you think of me giving a ******* shaft to my mate's now ex-wife.

When will you ****** commoners ever ******* learn that aside from manual labour, you are of no use to your betters?

 
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