I shagged my best friend's wife

[phreakwars]

the only real question I have on this subject is, did you eat the *****?? and did you kiss her??.

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And in that order ?? .

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[KathyA]

More of a, if he ate the *****, he was eating his buddies ***** and if he kissed her he was virtually sucking his buddies ****... So the next question being... did he like it, and, if thats what he really wanted why not just go right to the source??.

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he does have a point here..

 

[snafu]

he does have a point here..

Yes he has a point.

Eat *****.

Only if you know where it's been. It's the other red meat.

 

[phreakwars]

OK I guess that is a good point.. I mean, what if the friend had just shot his love mud into her cave right before the party ?? Or they had ****** the night before and the ***** hadn't scrubbed her ****** yet. If you go down on that ****, you might be eating rotted spooge. NASTY !!

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[builder]

Well, here's the point: I could give a ******* royal fart what you think of me giving a ******* shaft to my mate's now ex-wife.
When will you ****** commoners ever ******* learn that aside from manual labour, you are of no use to your betters?

When you graduate from picking up glasses at the local pub, give us a call, we might need a big-nosed pomgolian for some kind of comedy skit. Ere, ow ah ewe at Benny 'ill>?

 

[de kannibaal]

More of a, if he ate the *****, he was eating his buddies ***** and if he kissed her he was virtually sucking his buddies ****... So the next question being... did he like it, and, if thats what he really wanted why not just go right to the source??.

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Hahaha!

Actually, the point is, the bloke is not ******** his wife at all. Which is why she turned to me.

He's a ******* ****** and probably on the down low. Probably enjoys the taste of another man's shaft as he fellates in some tawdry hip hop club.

Filthy ******* buggers.

 

[de kannibaal]

When you graduate from picking up glasses at the local pub, give us a call, we might need a big-nosed pomgolian for some kind of comedy skit. Ere, ow ah ewe at Benny 'ill>?

Go **** yourself you ******* impotent **** bandit.

It's hard to believe you are a ****** Ozzie when you whine like a ******* inbred Mackem, you piece of *****.

I would wager that you are descended from a line of Romany blood. ******* Romany are worse than ******s, shylock hooknoses and ******* chinks all rolled in to one repugnant package.

(Insert Builder's hysteria here and mod panel abuse, culminating in a week in the ****** box. Forgive him, he is a flaccid little fairy and doesn't know better)

 

[hugo]

Yes he has a point.
Eat *****.

Only if you know where it's been. It's the other red meat.

And just like beef if it has a green tinge to it pass it up.

 

[Konspiracy Ken]

I think its laughable that she has to be high on drugs to let you **** her!

Sure she was awake?

 

[builder]

I think its laughable that she has to be high on drugs to let you **** her! Sure she was awake?

He has to be high on barbiturates to get some lead in his pencil.

Sad, but true.

 

[de kannibaal]

Avoid answering me directly all you want your stark raving lisping fairy.

 

[OmegaManiac]

you licked your buddy's luv mud. ha ha

 

[builder]

Avoid answering me directly all you want your stark raving lisping fairy.

Don't be bagging the lisp, you hobo.

The chicks dig it. That's all that matters.

 

[de kannibaal]

Right, chicks with *****, you flamboyant poof.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Right, chicks with *****, you flamboyant poof.

Ahhh... chicks with *****. Some fine children's programming.

 

[builder]

Right, chicks with *****, you flamboyant poof.

This from the raver who wears plastic hospital bangles when he's eckying off his head in niteclubs? Your cred has never been lower than right about now, hick.

 

[de kannibaal]

Yeah, it's called a wristband. The Germans insist everyone wears one, they don't like all these cheap Aussies trying to get in without forking over 20 Euros like the bunch of bankrupt ******* pikers they are.

I am afraid when it comes to credibility, guys who work with their hands like you have done. Don't like it? File a grievance with your shop steward, cunty *****, the best you are going to get from me is using your uvula as a speed back as I textually **** your face.

(Do I sense another week in the box? Is builder going to be able to contain himself? )

 

[builder]

Yeah, it's called a wristband.

So you wriggled out of the straightjacket, but couldn't lose the bangle?

The Germans insist everyone wears one,

**** straight. Get your own bangle, or get the **** outta here.

they don't like all these cheap Aussies trying to get in without forking over 20 Euros like the bunch of bankrupt ******* pikers they are.

Yeah, the ******' dole-bludging hippies. How could they afford to travel to Europe? There's no Ten pound tourist trips these days.

I am afraid when it comes to credibility, guys who work with their hands like you have done.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I get a sense of pride when I've tiled a whole house, and made it look a treat.

Don't like it?

Don't care.

File a grievance with your shop steward, cunty *****,

You don't get it yet, do you? I'm the first aid officer right through the ranks to the corporate director. You got a beef with me, you gotta talk to me.

the best you are going to get from me is using your uvula as a speed back as I textually **** your face.

You paint a nasty picture, and I wonder why.

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Do I sense another week in the box? Is builder going to be able to contain himself? )

You're a non-entity here. dek.

Boxiing you would be pointless, unless you raised a stir.

 

[Phantom]

Why does everyone give Builder such a hard time about his job? He obviously isn't ashamed of it or else he would not have mentioned it here and he especially would not have posted pictures of him on the job in his user page.

He is a self-employed craftsman that gets to work his own hours, be his own boss, and receive the satisfaction of seeing what his two hands have built at the end of a project. Sure beats being a pencil-pushing cubicle-sitting slave of THE MAN, in my opinion.

 

[angie]

Why does everyone give Builder such a hard time about his job? He obviously isn't ashamed of it or else he would not have mentioned it here and he especially would not have posted pictures of him on the job in his user page.
He is a self-employed craftsman that gets to work his own hours, be his own boss, and receive the satisfaction of seeing what his two hands have built at the end of a project. Sure beats being a pencil-pushing cubicle-sitting slave of THE MAN, in my opinion.

Amen to that. I went with my SIL to visit one of her old co-workers the other day at a mortgage company and being there for 10 minutes in the cubicle **** with the florescent lights I was ready to slit my wrists. I am definitely not paper pushing material.

It's all about doing what you love.