I shagged my best friend's wife

[de kannibaal]

and yet ... you slept with your best friends wife ...

Yes, is it the fact that it has been mentioned about 17 times in this particular thread that made it finally sink in or do you consider yourself some sort of idiot savant, like a 21st century Rain Man?

Count how many fingers I am holding up, 'tard.

 

[phreakwars]

My guess is he slept with nobody. He has proven he is a complete **** talker, and he has proven he can't debate jack. Why would anyone believe he has ever been laid in his life... let alone by sleeping with a friends spouse.

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[de kannibaal]

My guess is he slept with nobody. He has proven he is a complete **** talker, and he has proven he can't debate jack. Why would anyone believe he has ever been laid in his life... let alone by sleeping with a friends spouse..

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How dare you, after you send me such a filthy PM:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/MrSnifflesfan/therealmessage.jpg

 

[clarity]

How dare you, after you send me such a filthy PM:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/MrSnifflesfan/therealmessage.jpg

you are a first class looser

 

[rizzo]

You are a putrid and obscenely witless excuse for a human being, you horiffically obtuse freakshow. Your incoherent ramblings are a testimonial to the fact that you cannot grasp the basics of the dynamics of interpersonal philanthropy between friends.
I am doing my friend a huge service by keeping his wife sexually gratified. If it were not for me giving his wife a good length, she would be nothing but a typically frustrated hausfrau that in her desperation for a good **** would drive my mate completely ****** barmy.

Is that the best insult you can come up with? You will really have to try harder than that.

Have you told your friend what a huge favor you are doing for him? I doubt it you chickenshit excuse for a human. He would hand your *** to you on a platter in thanks, I'm sure.

 

[Shock]

Even if she was not being sexually satisfied by her husband, I can't advocate your actions. Bad move.

 

[de kannibaal]

Is that the best insult you can come up with? You will really have to try harder than that.
Have you told your friend what a huge favor you are doing for him? I doubt it you chickenshit excuse for a human. He would hand your *** to you on a platter in thanks, I'm sure.

You want to dance, princess, let's dance. I am always game to skullfuck some unfortunate sod that blunders stupidly in my path.

My buddy is a darkie, and he wouldn't do **** to me, he is too ******* spineless. Which is why I shagged his wife. So what?

Live with your innocent morals, and when you are on your deathbed, regret you didn't live like I did, a fulfulling life rich with subterfuge and adventure.

 

[Lethalfind]

I hope you get AIDS and die a slow lingering death...if anyone deserves such a fate, its you.

 

[Semper Fi- do or die]

What happend to any of your values?!?

Honor, courage and commitment anyone???

Maybe I'm just Naive.

Anyway, nice score/ stop doing drugs hippie.

 

[rizzo]

Ooooo! You called me princess!!! Now I'm feeling special!

Why do you even bother to call this man your friend? And have you told him yet that you ****** his wife? Let him know what a friend you really are if you are so sure he is spineless.

I'll have no regrets on my deathbed. Living a full life does not mean lying and ******** over your friends for your own selfish gain.

 

[de kannibaal]

I hope you get AIDS and die a slow lingering death...if anyone deserves such a fate, its you.

AIDS is for ******s and fairies. I am neither.

What happend to any of your values?!?
Honor, courage and commitment anyone???

Maybe I'm just Naive.

Anyway, nice score/ stop doing drugs hippie.

I have exceptional values but they do not exclude ******** my friend's wife, obviously, but I occasionally feed stale breads to the ducks in the park, one must always care for wildlife, innit?

But yes, naturally you are naive, and that's fine, the world needs people like you for predators like me to mind ****, rob, etc.

And I am most certainly not a hippie, they smoke weed, drop acid, I prefer doing cocaine and smoking hash, maybe the occasional E.

Ooooo! You called me princess!!! Now I'm feeling special!
Why do you even bother to call this man your friend? And have you told him yet that you ****** his wife? Let him know what a friend you really are if you are so sure he is spineless.

I'll have no regrets on my deathbed. Living a full life does not mean lying and ******** over your friends for your own selfish gain.

No, I haven't told him yet. But if my sources are correct, he is going to see his terminally ill mother at the weekend and his wife is not going. I know she will be dying for a length by then and I am not going to deny the poor woman by letting the cat out of the bag to him, thus cancelling the quality time with his cancer ridden mum and my blowing my muck in his wife's uterus.

I shall also have no regrets when I die, I will have known that I maximized usage of the planet for my personal gratification even at the cost of exploitation of others.

 

[rizzo]

Yet...does that mean you are going to be the man you claim to be and tell him? You don't believe you are doing him a favor, or you would have told him. If it really were a favor to him, he would thank you and visit his ailing mother in peace.

Do you actually believe that doing something so pedestrian makes you special? You are no more special than the millions of others who have affairs, and even have affairs with their friends spouses. What a strange fantasy world you live in, where being utterly common gives you personal gratification.

 

[Lethalfind]

You know how some people are beaten repeatedly as children so when they grow up this is the only kind of attention they understand SO they actually seek out abuse???

Sounds like Kannibal too me...he is SO desperate for attention, he comes on here talking smack in the hopes of getting attention, in the end all he is really getting is pity...

Whoever he really is...I'm sure we are all glad the internet is the only place we run into him...His Mum must be SO proud.

 

[de kannibaal]

Yet...does that mean you are going to be the man you claim to be and tell him? You don't believe you are doing him a favor, or you would have told him. If it really were a favor to him, he would thank you and visit his ailing mother in peace.

Why tell him? I have nothing to gain from that. It will cut off my supply of *****, compliments of his wife, and I fail to see how that is in my best interest.

His mind is preoccupied by his dying mother and he surely doesn't need the stress right now that would come about if I were to let him in on the shaftings I give his wife in his bed.

I have his mother to think about too, she needs her family at her bedside and this may not happen.

Aye, I am a humanitarian, first class all the way.

Do you actually believe that doing something so pedestrian makes you special?

Did I indicate it did? I just posted anonymously on a forum about it. These kind of irresponsible suppositions are not only erroneous, but they serve to make you look more than slightly cretinous.

You are no more special than the millions of others who have affairs, and even have affairs with their friends spouses.

However I am the only one here writing about it. But refer to my response above in reference to further inquiries about me thinking I am special.

What a strange fantasy world you live in, where being utterly common gives you personal gratification.

I could care less about what some provincial rube like your insignificant self has to say about matters of me being common.

The gratification is when I stick my ample shaft into my best friend's wife's ****, move it in and out abuot 645 times before blowing my muck in her. Also gratifying was today when I left work early, came home, went to his house, lubed myself up with some shampoo and sodomized her on the throw rug in his den.

 

[de kannibaal]

You know how some people are beaten repeatedly as children so when they grow up this is the only kind of attention they understand SO they actually seek out abuse???
Sounds like Kannibal too me...he is SO desperate for attention, he comes on here talking smack in the hopes of getting attention, in the end all he is really getting is pity...

Whoever he really is...I'm sure we are all glad the internet is the only place we run into him...His Mum must be SO proud.

I am hardly desperate for attention you tired old slapper. I come here and drop a post every couple of days and go on my way.

The wonderful thing about keeping statements factual and objective is that you come across as intelligent and not like some bored and overly emotional hausfrau with nothing better to do but spam up various threads in a low traffic forum.

You should try it sometime.

 

[phreakwars]

I am hardly desperate for attention you tired old slapper. I come here and drop a post every couple of days and go on my way.
The wonderful thing about keeping statements factual and objective is that you come across as intelligent and not like some bored and overly emotional hausfrau with nothing better to do but spam up various threads in a low traffic forum.

You should try it sometime.

Here here... have some more REP. .

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[de kannibaal]

Here here... have some more REP. .

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Thank you.

I am a firm believer in a humane world chav. I think it is a travesty that women in the throws of menopause should be drowned in an act of humanitarian love.

It is simply heinous that the fine upstanding citizens of the global village should be subjected to such ill advised and hopelessly stupid drivel such as what we experience with divorced and unloved tarts like Lethalfind.

 

[phreakwars]

You should take one for the team and make GF a better place by offering to infest her uterus with some of your special love mud...

It might help her with all that ******* pointless yapping she does....

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[de kannibaal]

You should take one for the team and make GF a better place by offering to infest her uterus with some of your special love mud...
It might help her with all that ******* pointless yapping she does....

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Look mate, we got off on the wrong foot, fine. Now we have established a detente of sorts and you even appreciate the exceptional value proposition I deliver to this forum. It's great to have a star among you, granted.

But is it not just downright ****** mean that I should be the one chosen to commit the heinous act of copulation with this ahem woman?

Her husband has left her I am told, not a surprise to anyone of course. But you can imagine that if you were to even think about touching her **** with any various sort of inanimate object, from a jackhammer to a billy club, that a dam would burst within her and the toxic discharge that would flow out would not only take the entire effort of FEMA to isolate and clean up, but would be tantamount to spraying agent orange across the entire state of whatever cesspool she lives in, permanently eviscerating all flora and faunae within a 500 km radius.

I beg you, take that back. Give her to Builder.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Look mate, we got off on the wrong foot, fine. Now we have established a detente of sorts and you even appreciate the exceptional value proposition I deliver to this forum. It's great to have a star among you, granted.
But is it not just downright ****** mean that I should be the one chosen to commit the heinous act of copulation with this ahem woman?

Her husband has left her I am told, not a surprise to anyone of course. But you can imagine that if you were to even think about touching her **** with any various sort of inanimate object, from a jackhammer to a billy club, that a dam would burst within her and the toxic discharge that would flow out would not only take the entire effort of FEMA to isolate and clean up, but would be tantamount to spraying agent orange across the entire state of whatever cesspool she lives in, permanently eviscerating all flora and faunae within a 500 km radius.

I was completely annoyed by your pompous *** attitue at first. You have gotten a bit relaxed, and aren't trying to make as big of an impression by being a ***** and you definitely get some rep on this one.

I beg you, take that back. Give her to Builder.

Builder would probably like it a bit too much. I think we should give her to Outlaw since he's practically begging for a lay anyway.