I shagged my best friend's wife

[rizzo]

It is inconsequential whether some provincial little rube like you thinks I have contradicted myself, your opinion is as useful as a pay toilet in a synagogue.

While I am sticking my shaft in the various pleasure holes that are part of my friend's wife's anatomy, you are sitting behind a keyboard whining about my actions. In fact while I spray my load like a fire hose on her chest in a wonderfully generous gesture of giving -every woman loves pearls- you are wondering whether or not you should have a shower this week.

I'm not whining about your actions. I don't care one way or the other about you, or what you do. You aren't half the man you say you are, and that really doesn't bother me in the least. All you can do is resort to this pathetic attempt at insulting me, and run your mouth about your sex life.

If you want to insult someone, you actually have to know something about them, first. You are so far off the mark, your attempts are rather humorous. Stick to insulting people who give a **** what you think.

 

[THE BITCH]

Tsk tsk. Apparently anger does little to improve your syntax and astonishingly limited repertoire.

I let you out of your cage for just a minute and you step on a landmine so quickly. I don't know why I even bother anymore, you are clearly a by-product of the legacy of cutbacks to the Thatcherite education system that still rear their ugly head today.

Now kindly take your little temper tantrum to another thread more suited to someone of your deranged and unfortunate stature. We have a chimpanzee that drinks its own urine and scratches its ass feverishly waiting to fill in for you and he -in all honesty- smells better than you and has a better sense of humour than you do.

It goes without saying he is smarter than you.

Temper tantrum lmao nahh i'm just having fun with the villiage idiot as i don't get out of the cage that often i like to take my pleasure when i can.

And really i don't wish to know about your siblings drinking urine that i beleive is your passion now please before you say any more Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date and relax Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?

 

[hugo]

**** you mean we met at school **** how did you become such an asshole?

the best part of you ran down your mothers legs ***** so wind your neck in take your face for a **** and stop making humans look bad.

A future Democrat voter.

 

[Phantom]

Hand jobs all around if this thread will die.

 

[builder]

Hand jobs all around if this thread will die.

You gotta offer better than that. We're a jaded crowd, you know?

 

[hugo]

This thread needs to die.

 

[KathyA]

You gotta offer better than that. We're a jaded crowd, you know?

She promises to use both hands.. and her very own spit for lube..

 

[Phantom]

I responded to it ages ago and now it keeps popping up in my CP. Enough! Kannibal is a douche. Debate over. Let's move along folks. Nothing to see here.

Edit: Damn you Kathy! Damn you!

 

[KathyA]

I responded to it ages ago and now it keeps popping up in my CP. Enough! Kannibal is a douche. Debate over. Let's move along folks. Nothing to see here.

Edit: Damn you Kathy! Damn you!

I am not editing mine.. You are the one who offered here..

 

[de kannibaal]

Temper tantrum lmao nahh i'm just having fun with the villiage idiot as i don't get out of the cage that often i like to take my pleasure when i can.

And really i don't wish to know about your siblings drinking urine that i beleive is your passion now please before you say any more Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date and relax Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?

You aren't very good at this. Let me give you a tough but fair lesson in the etiquette of forum flaming, so that you can avoid "laming."

When attempting to flame, you must combine just the perfect amount of creativity, perhaps a dash of humour, and at all costs avoid stepping on a rake and breaking your own nose with your own post when you attempt to duel.

So why don't you take this handkerchief, lean your head back and try and ebb the flow of your HIV positive blood from your bulbous old schnozz while I point out the error of your ways with the current stringy piece of snot you wiped across your screen in a vain attempt to pass it off as an urbane post.

Now the village idiot remark is a hell of a cliche and has been spammed up by tens of thousands of other witless and clueless halfwits who aren't smart nor charismatic enough to lead a gaggle of starving Somalis into a buffet restaurant.

If one is to not heed conventional wisdom and blunder ahead stupidly as you have done and utilize a cliche like village idiot then it is abslutely essential that one ensures that the post it is used in is composed of perfect syntax, grammar, free of spelling errors and is not a run-on sentence.

Unfortunately you regrettable proletarian freakshow, you did not even fulfill one of the points above thus scoring a hell of a spectacular own goal, tantamount to putting it in your own net in the World Cup final from your opponents' 12 yard box.

As I don't wish to completely humilate you or degrade you as you are insufferably thick, I will refrain from pointing out that your second paragraph is nothing more than a 4 year old spastic child's utterance of "I know you are but what am I," and for me to ridicule you on that would be like me tying you into a gimp chair, assraping you viciously with my huge **** and both my fists, then going upstairs to your mother's closet and wiping off my dick and hands all over her wedding dress that has been safe and secure since 1963.

Can your mongoloid head grasp this simple but essential advice or do you require me to beat you about the head with a truncheon a few more times until your ears bleed?

 

[de kannibaal]

Hand jobs all around if this thread will die.

It is the best thread on the forum at the moment and for this thread to die would be the demise of the entire forum.

 

[de kannibaal]

This thread needs to die.

I think that is has a far superiour value proposition to the membership here and will have to suggest that you get shagged by an entire family of male goats before being trampled to death by them in a stamped while you writhe in pain clutching your bleeding anus.

 

[Zukiman]

It is the best thread on the forum at the moment and for this thread to die would be the demise of the entire forum.

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[Oring]

It's about to get better! Why??? Because de kannibaal is actually known on another forum as the loser that got run off crying because he was too weak to play with the bigger kids. Let's start with his history, let's.

See, de kannibaal is known to most as Oranje. He posted on a dating site called person.com for a while, scaring up flame wars as the biggest baddest e-brute in the land (you can imagine he felt pretty cool beating up on people looking for love!!!). When a group of raiders from Brawl-Hall.com arrived and kicked him around, he followed them back to their forum and tried to be the biggest baddest e-brute there as well. It did not pan out for the boy, in fact he has since been humiliated straight off the forum as a lying back stabbing cheat and major retard. Cool huh?

Yeah, a little information about Oranje/de kannibaal: he's unemployed and spends most of his days trolling forums like yours into believing he has an active sex life when the fact is he couldn't even score with a chick named Jewels and you don't even want to know how sad that is. What else, oh. He was calling phreakwars a plagiarist? It's amusing to those in the know that he would do this because he once got busted for using an animated gif someone made for him in a 'callout', by the maker of that gif, namely Yellowbeard. He's a hypocrite that way but don't let that stop you from enjoying his self-serving lies, he can be a greatly entertaining read if you're into fantasy! Here's the dude's pic:

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If you can't see it, just go HERE, where de kannibaal is clowned and such. It's a laugh riot, and now you can be in on the fun of kicking him around!

The part about being a cokehead, well he admits that freely enough, but he probably did not want you to know that he's an ex-hotel bellhop type brokedown loser with no prospects who sits at home all day jerking off to porn of a fat girl from Brawl-Hall and was run out of Brawl-Hall because everyone was way too mean to him. That's why he's here now. I mean we all can't be the tough guy we portray on the internet can we???

 

[builder]

If I had a head that ugly, I'd be pretty pissed too.

 

[builder]

WARNING, **** ALERT http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4281/oranjewank1dd7.gif

 

[de kannibaal]

Ladies & gentlemen.

I haven't a clue who this person is. However, when I go to this site called Brawl-Hall I see that there is someone called Mich who starts a thread asks for help from the members there to flame me in this thread. It is posted in their Flamers Hall forum now.

I took a quick peak around Brawl-Hall and sure enough there is a thread where this guy in the pictures above has his photo chopped there.

Now which member of this site has recently received such a beating from me in the last day or two that they would be humiliated enough to try and pull off some half ****ed troll that smacks of desperation?

Now, ask yourselves why this person "Oring" seems to be well versed in goings on here including me calling Phreakwars a plagiarist in another thread.

Doesn't seem that some guy who shows up to this forum would have spent the time to comb through threads reading all the material before concocting a story as ludicrous as what has been spammed above.

Anyone with half a brain can spot that it is an inside job, and the culprit is of course likely one of the parties that have suffered miserably at my hands. Someone with their pride viciously pulled out their rectums and used as a tourniquet to choke them.

Trolling is only an art if it is done well. And this ladies & gentlemen is NOT an artful troll.

 

[builder]

If it was a troll, I'd be laughing it off. Why get all defensive?

The IP does not match any of the mods here, and the only effective slamming you're doing is on the Letch, and she's just too easy.

 

[Zukiman]

It's about to get better! Why??? Because de kannibaal is actually known on another forum as the loser that got run off crying because he was too weak to play with the bigger kids. Let's start with his history, let's.

See, de kannibaal is known to most as Oranje. He posted on a dating site called person.com for a while, scaring up flame wars as the biggest baddest e-brute in the land (you can imagine he felt pretty cool beating up on people looking for love!!!). When a group of raiders from Brawl-Hall.com arrived and kicked him around, he followed them back to their forum and tried to be the biggest baddest e-brute there as well. It did not pan out for the boy, in fact he has since been humiliated straight off the forum as a lying back stabbing cheat and major retard. Cool huh?

Yeah, a little information about Oranje/de kannibaal: he's unemployed and spends most of his days trolling forums like yours into believing he has an active sex life when the fact is he couldn't even score with a chick named Jewels and you don't even want to know how sad that is. What else, oh. He was calling phreakwars a plagiarist? It's amusing to those in the know that he would do this because he once got busted for using an animated gif someone made for him in a 'callout', by the maker of that gif, namely Yellowbeard. He's a hypocrite that way but don't let that stop you from enjoying his self-serving lies, he can be a greatly entertaining read if you're into fantasy! Here's the dude's pic:

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If you can't see it, just go HERE, where de kannibaal is clowned and such. It's a laugh riot, and now you can be in on the fun of kicking him around!

The part about being a cokehead, well he admits that freely enough, but he probably did not want you to know that he's an ex-hotel bellhop type brokedown loser with no prospects who sits at home all day jerking off to porn of a fat girl from Brawl-Hall and was run out of Brawl-Hall because everyone was way too mean to him. That's why he's here now. I mean we all can't be the tough guy we portray on the internet can we???

Your 1st post and you talk all this? I think you are full of **** and a troll! Go away asshat!

 

[de kannibaal]

If it was a troll, I'd be laughing it off. Why get all defensive?

The IP does not match any of the mods here, and the only effective slamming you're doing is on the Letch, and she's just too easy.

No mate, I am not suggesting it was the mods. A mod would have gone to another one of my threads. I also PM with one mod that I know of and we are on friendly terms.

Two ladies have had it rather rough in this thread in the last 24 hours, follow?

I am not defensive about it. It is a very poorly crafted troll and therefore inconsequential. But I would be rather stupid not to comment on it and point out the deficiencies.

A superbly crafted troll leads the reader to draw their own conclusions. This is just a poorly planned ploy by someone who stupidly asked for help at this Brawl-Hall site to get me, and then suddenly this new member shows up with half ****ed conspiracy theories.