I shagged my best friend's wife

[RoyalOrleans]

Let me know when you come up with an original thought, will ya?

In a forum like this, one draws one's menials from a small and brackish pool.

 

[de kannibaal]

Strange, I must have missed that thread, he did a little blurb on BH, and I believe you are mentioned in the "Worst Troll of the Year" but other than that, I dont think anyones given you much thought( sorry to interupt your chest-thumping, please feel free to continue).

Ah, the wank-wave mantra of lying and grossly negligent regard to truthfulness.

http://www.rant-rave.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10529

January 15th time stamp on there.

Yeah, talk out your arse some more you little wank merchant. I might go and test Shawn's latest script protection a little bit, see what kind of packet loads his new server can handle.

 

[Phantom]

I've found your screams for attention in this thread to be quite humorous.

DK's comments can always be counted on for a quick laugh around here. Kind of like the neighborhood retard that runs around naked on his front lawn. It disturbs you but you just can't help to point and laugh.

Whats even funnier is some of these idiots actually take you seriously.

I recommend dropping him a line every now and then on a thread just to see his reaction. After he goes off, just sit back enjoy the naked retard frolicking about his lawn.

Bait Example

Predicted Result.

Be sure to have your bowl of popcorn ready. He's quick on the comebacks.

 

[thekid65]

Ah, the wank-wave mantra of lying and grossly negligent regard to truthfulness.

http://www.rant-rave.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10529

January 15th time stamp on there.

Yeah, talk out your arse some more you little wank merchant. I might go and test Shawn's latest script protection a little bit, see what kind of packet loads his new server can handle.

You stupid ****.. I mentioned that in my post. Here, I'll quote it for you again:

Strange, I must have missed that thread, he did a little blurb on BH, and I believe you are mentioned in the "Worst Troll of the Year" but other than that, I dont think anyones given you much thought( sorry to interupt your chest-thumping, please feel free to continue).

 

[de kannibaal]

You stupid ****.. I mentioned that in my post. Here, I'll quote it for you again:

Oh calm down princess. Maybe put on your favourite Streisand song and relax, one hates to see you and your flowery panties in such a twist.

You clearly couldn't get your facts straight, Nellie, and squirming away comedically is not helping you become the slightest bit more credible.

By the way, wanted to ask you, what do you think this cum shot is that Shawn Sanders is referring to that Wank-Wave left at BH?

Do you think he means that time when we took your forum offline for a few weeks that lead to all of you hysterically arriving at Brawl-Hall whinging away stupidly, culminating in that fat whale that operates a pornography business out her home while neglected her handicapped daughter filing a complaint against us with the FBI?

I am just trying to enlighten this wonderful forum on Wank-Wave speak and how they need to understand your warped thinking methodologies and half-baked approach to spouting off heinously stupid and ill advised fabricated bits of spurious propaganda.

Was also funny when we netcopped you lot for using pirated vBulletin software. Shawn had to cough up a few more bucks in addition to the cost of the server we fried.

 

[de kannibaal]

This particular statement caught my attention, and I thought to myself maybe de kannibaal is not just another forum geek...

..... But then he followed it up by talking about his forum exploits and how some other poster was not even recognized at some other site blah, blah, blah....

As far as anyone who says money is bullshit, I say put your money were your mouth is and stop paying your bills, move to the wilderness, live in a tent or hut, get rid of everything you own, otherwise shut the **** up about how you don't care about money.

As far as ****ing your buddies old lady.. in my wold it is simply an indication of laziness, shooting fish in a barrel. Nothing hard about ****ing someones wife, wives are the easiest meat to take down. ****ing your buddies old lady makes you a scavenger, lower on the food chain, unable to hunt worthy game, one shot-one kill.
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Hahahaha.

Look at this, he thinks he has balls here at his home forum, instead of lying prostrate at the feet of imbecilic trolls over at the BH Shoutbox.

Sit the **** down dear, Daddy will deal with the mongs like you from the peanut gallery when he is good and ready.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

As far as anyone who says money is bullshit, I say put your money were your mouth is and stop paying your bills, move to the wilderness, live in a tent or hut, get rid of everything you own, otherwise shut the **** up about how you don't care about money.

I concur. While some view wealth as subjective to happyness, I've never met an unhappy millionaire. Farewell to the days of the happy, vagabond hobos riding the rails; there is no happy homeless.

Money is the reason I wake up in the morning.

 

[thekid65]

By the way, wanted to ask you, what do you think this cum shot is that Shawn Sanders is referring to that Wank-Wave left at BH?

Do you think he means that time when we took your forum offline for a few weeks that lead to all of you hysterically arriving at Brawl-Hall whinging away stupidly, culminating in that fat whale that operates a pornography business out her home while neglected her handicapped daughter filing a complaint against us with the FBI?

I am just trying to enlighten this wonderful forum on Wank-Wave speak and how they need to understand your warped thinking methodologies and half-baked approach to spouting off heinously stupid and ill advised fabricated bits of spurious propaganda.

Was also funny when we netcopped you lot for using pirated vBulletin software. Shawn had to cough up a few more bucks in addition to the cost of the server we fried.

The forum was down for less than a week, but please do continue to spout your bullshit, DK. 99.9% of the forum members dont give a **** about emmy, or what she does. But I do find it humorous that you are still a bit infactuated with her.

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[BlessedHole]

Far better it is to not be, then to be.

 

[builder]

You are a proletarian aussie wanker with no education that installs drywall of puts snakes down a toilet.

And you are a patently ugly pleb pomgolian who giggles himself to sleep at night thinking about his comments here. Sad really.

Plasterers hang drywall. Plumbers use a snake. I'm a builder, dickwad. Stick to what you know best; picking up glasses at the local pub.

Best you grasp a perfect command of your native tongue before you start underwhelming the forum by sneezing self-ownage is a second language.

Gesundheit

You reliably take the bait every time, pindick. It would be a help to the board if you bothered to read your own posts before submitting them. Most of your trash is so obviously typed one-handed while you wank and drool over your keyboard.

Let's not have any tears there, what would the boys at the job site think?

They would think, "oh, there goes that dek wanker, thinking he's on top of the job." while shaking their collective heads in amazement at your lack of any kind of discernable skills.

I can drop kick you at my leisure, I am just toying with you here.

Keep dreaming, dek. It must be nice and cosy where your head is at.

Why don't you stop drooling, wipe that goofy look up your face and step out of the thread before you get categorically dismembered worse than the toothless slag that has been gumming my **** for the past 24 hours, spouting off about how her father settles for the paltry sum of 100 K of income?

So you must be a member of parliament then? Your pic shows a drug-addled glass-boy, with as much charisma as squashed toad on the road.

Well that's what you get when you become the forum joke, walking around with your head up your arse listening to your own farts and believing what you think they are telling you.

Your buddies from Brawl Hall tell me you've had two vertebrae removed so you can suck your own **** while you type with two hands now.

Let me give you a word of advice here you stupid wog tart, your libel might actually be credible if you have some factual evidence to present so that others may see you possibly even have a modicum of proof.

So quote exactly where I "self-owned" myself. I'm curious as to how you reached that dim-witted conclusion.

Yeah, that's a good little beaten down spastic, you use the word "Please" when you are addressing your betters.

I'm a fisherman. I lay baits. You are a coi carp.

Seems you are slowly learning your place around the hierarchy here.

Yeah, I'm the Mod, and you are the idiot. Anything I've missed there?

The powers that be informed me of your crass stupidity, said you would be a slow learn. But you are prostrating yourself adequately before me. Good 'tard.

I was made a Mod because I bait dickheads like your good self. I seem to be earning my keep quite admirably.

Neither do I.

I do this for the people.

You do this for shits and giggles. You're the only one laughing at yourself.

Why don't you pontificate about monkey wrenches and drill presses and things that entertain the small mindedness of the working class?

You've experience as a mechanic, by the sound of things. Builders don't use drill presses nor monkey wrenches.

Try again, idiot.

 

[Anna Perenna]

Send your money to de_kannibaal@gmail.com.

Thanks.

I just signed you up to gay.com, gaymatchmaker.com, and I sent your details to 10k4awife.com

Thanks.

 

[Msixty]

You know what i'd love to see?

A reality TV show where all the 'higher class' people with the mindset of DK (he isn't hich class, just acts like it) go live in the alaskan bush to get an appreciation of what it means to be a man.

 

[Msixty]

I just signed you up to gay.com, gaymatchmaker.com, and I sent your details to 10k4awife.com

Thanks.

i'd say sing him up for some animal sex website, but he may enjoy it...

 

[Anna Perenna]

i'd say sing him up for some animal sex website, but he may enjoy it...

I tried signing him up to kinkykellyandthesexystud.com but the site told me:

Sorry, another user is already using that e-mail address. Please try again.

 

[builder]

I tried signing him up to kinkykellyandthesexystud.com but the site told me:

Sorry, another user is already using that e-mail address. Please try again.

He was a NAMBLA poster child, but he got too old to look good in cotton-tails.

I wonder if he's suffering nostalgia attacks, or just a painful anus.

 

[Anna Perenna]

He was a NAMBLA poster child, but he got too old to look good in cotton-tails.

I wonder if he's suffering nostalgia attacks, or just a painful anus.

The admin told me he signed up for the senior's discount, so I'd say it's a little bit of both.

 

[builder]

The admin told me he signed up for the senior's discount, so I'd say it's a little bit of both.

Yeah, ekkies seem to age you before your time.

Brawl Hall tells me that he has to wear 'depends' because his sphincter muscle is now limper than al dente fettucine.

Poor *******. No wonder he doesn't get out much these days.

 

[rockyroad]

Anyone from Brawl Hall (or Bawl Hall) is a sphincter muscle.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Anyone from Brawl Hall (or Bawl Hall) is a sphincter muscle.

Ever gauged the strength of a sphincter muscle?

Gabriel's trumpet will produce from the ass of a horse.

 

[de kannibaal]

Hello my faithful serfs.

I must apologize for my absence. I was engaged in a flame all-star match, repping Brawl-Hall against Flamegimps, erm Flamechamps. As you may have surmised, I inevitably assraped the entire opposition team.

It was almost genocidal.

But Daddy is back now, and will deal with all of you desperate little hacks this week, when certain other matters are first attended to.