de kannibaal
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Sep 29, 2006
Dear Lord.
Has it been two months since I graced your melancholic lives with my enlightened erudite rhetoric and elocution?
What has de kannibaal in up to?
Well I have been extremely busy, having to have spent a few days in that filthy favela named Las Vegas for business, I have had to spend a week in the cosmopolitan German capital, Berlin, finding myself among the beautiful people as always. I have also been to my locales which are too numerous to name, and in any case simple proletarian punters like yourselves would have no reference point, as your travels and life experiences don't go any further than the drive thru at some shambles of a fast food franchise.
Did I mention that my close friend that was the original point of this thread, has been on a path of unfortunate self destruction due to the many woes that manifest themselves as the issues of his complicated personal life?
Yes, sadly he is now in rehab, getting the help he needs, I get my leg over off with his ex-wife at my leisure, and wearing his favourite bath robe around what used to be his house but now has been awarded to her by the magnanimous court of law, that does not look well upon porch monkeys like my friend with cocaine problems in failed marriages.
I know all my fans here must have had an empty spot in their lives during my absence, and I am certain my cameo appearance here will bring a ray of sunshine to their otherwise dull and tedious lives.
PS. The cretins who have labelled me brawl-hall must be castrated at once, I am most certainly not prostituting my standards and posting at such a favela, rather I spend my time at digitalstrife.net where I textually disembowel cretins from all over the world for sport.
God Bless you all. Especially Builder. He's my hero 'cause he's so big and strong.
Has it been two months since I graced your melancholic lives with my enlightened erudite rhetoric and elocution?
What has de kannibaal in up to?
Well I have been extremely busy, having to have spent a few days in that filthy favela named Las Vegas for business, I have had to spend a week in the cosmopolitan German capital, Berlin, finding myself among the beautiful people as always. I have also been to my locales which are too numerous to name, and in any case simple proletarian punters like yourselves would have no reference point, as your travels and life experiences don't go any further than the drive thru at some shambles of a fast food franchise.
Did I mention that my close friend that was the original point of this thread, has been on a path of unfortunate self destruction due to the many woes that manifest themselves as the issues of his complicated personal life?
Yes, sadly he is now in rehab, getting the help he needs, I get my leg over off with his ex-wife at my leisure, and wearing his favourite bath robe around what used to be his house but now has been awarded to her by the magnanimous court of law, that does not look well upon porch monkeys like my friend with cocaine problems in failed marriages.
I know all my fans here must have had an empty spot in their lives during my absence, and I am certain my cameo appearance here will bring a ray of sunshine to their otherwise dull and tedious lives.
PS. The cretins who have labelled me brawl-hall must be castrated at once, I am most certainly not prostituting my standards and posting at such a favela, rather I spend my time at digitalstrife.net where I textually disembowel cretins from all over the world for sport.
God Bless you all. Especially Builder. He's my hero 'cause he's so big and strong.
