If I Were In A Band This Is What I'd Write

[crazy robster]

I don't post in here that often any more but I must admit, Matt, these last ones are so deep and well written that I couldn't help complimenting you... and yes, they verify my belief; one of the most complicated riddles of ancient Greece would be easier to decipher than the mysterious complexity you hide inside... Well done, I love them, truly! :thumbsup:

 

[Stenners]

awwww thanks for the nice words

 

[Stenners]

----This is not serious im writing anything that comes to mind -----

We got the mouth wash shine
we know all the nicest places to dine
soon what all is urs will also be myn
soon what all is urs will also be myn

We took down the paper and the salt shaker
we knew what to do with them neither
so we play the game
take the fame
take anything u claim

O YAH YAH YAH YAH
O YAH YAH YAH YAH

So we went down the road
the road where u will soon be toed
so u lost ur face on this road
ur personallity have been sewed

O YAH YAH YAH YAH
O YAH YAH YAH YAH

so u met ur sould mate
she was pretty damned irrate
she tried to run out of that gate
but u decided her fate

O YAH YAH YAH YAH
O YAH YAH YAH YAH

the rumberling symbols
over some tossing thymbols
u saw urself in riddels
ur the one everyone fiddles

O YAH YAH YAH YAH
O YAH YAH YAH YAH

U went down to the store
ran into the glass door
it was all so clear
n all so near
but u hit ur head bumped ur rear
but u were o so near

O YAHHHHHHHHHH
O YAHHHHHHHHHH

Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
yah yah yah
ya
yahhhhheeee yah yah tah

 

[Stenners]

The was once a tiny green caterpilla
was nothin more then a leaf munchin stomach filler
The was once a tiny green caterpilla
was nothin more then a tiny green no thriller

Green caterpilla walkin the branch
Green caterpilla tuckin into leaf
Green green caterpilla what do u do all day
n u hear the caterpilla say
I EAT MY WAY
I TAKE MY DAY
ON THIS BRANCH I STAY
I'D LIKE IT NO OTHER WAY

Green mean tiny caterpilla
What are we ever to do with yer
We dont know what to say
But ur just eating away your day
Green mean tiny caterpilla
What are we ever to do with yer
We dont know how to react
with u wasting ur day fact

Get a life get a life
please o please do get a life
we wonderd what the hell u will do when u get a wife
will u still want to waste away your life
u sit there all day as the ants work n the birds play
u just sit there eating away
you sleep eat and do most nothing
why dont u get off ur lazy ass and ****ing do something


Green mean tiny caterpilla
What are we ever to do with yer
We dont know what to say
But ur just eating away your day
Green mean tiny caterpilla
What are we ever to do with yer
We dont know how to react
with u wasting ur day fact

Never ever goona do nothing
never ever gonna do nothing
never ever will i do something, nothing much more bout nothing then something i'd rather do nothing about but that something is a thing i'd rather do nothing at all as something makes less sense then doing nothing bout nothing which is actually something i'd rather do nothing about it was wrong wrong wrong wrong but i sang to the song song song song song here we go!


Green mean tiny caterpilla
What are we ever to do with yer
We dont know what to say
But ur just eating away your day
Green mean tiny caterpilla
What are we ever to do with yer
We dont know how to react
with u wasting ur day fact

 

[Greyfoxx]

lol, ****ing awesome. YAY Green Caterpilla!!!! WOOOHOOO i love it matt!


and

the Oh Yea yEa one can be deep even tho you say your not, me likes

 

[Stenners]

^^
o yea yea yea one is indeed deep it's actualy bout rape lol

 

[Stenners]

larry the plumber ate a sandwhich
the bread was a couple days old and therefor kind of stale.
He took a bite he was fairly satisfied but it just didn't hit the spot
he looked around the kitching n spied a borrito
he went over the borrito eyes wide open n gleaming
He leaned towards it to take that o so satisfying bite.
He heard a sound but didn't think much of it as
larry the plumber ate a sandwhich
the bread was a couple days old and therefor kind of stale.
He took a bite he was fairly satisfied but it just didn't hit the spot
he looked around the kitching n spied a borrito
the borrito expanded showed a row of sharp teeth
larry tried to drop it but it was too late...
he had lost his nose to steve the borrito
he had lost his nose
steve the borrito had his
steve the borrito just took his nose
he had lost his nose to steve the borrito
he had lost his nose
steve the borrito had his
steve the borrito just took his nose


The meaning of the song: Sometimes u should just be happy with what u got, the better looking alternative may not always be the best option

 

[Black_Angel]

Thats well good!
Get you and your deep messages involving food stuffs ;]

 

[crazy robster]

:rofl:*ROFL* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was ace! Pure ace!! *Lmao* :lol: :lol: :lol:

The meaning of this song: Matt can't enjoy a sammich if the bread ain't fresh... Whoever stocks up his fridge had better be careful! LMAO Damn that made me pee my pants rep rep rep!!!

 

[Stenners]

miles apart is more than that to me
distance is irrelevant when your not with me
all those things i will not get the chance to see
all those minutes wasted without me
trying to write thoughts down onto paper
I know you will get them sooner or later
but I dont know that when u will hear them
and when u do i dont know if they mean the same anymore
the thoughts i share may get to u
but u dont know what i feel anymore
cant share a true connection when we are apart
it tears me inside to think this way I don't know where to start
we still have a connection but it's distorted
we still have a bond but its no longer sealed tight
I dont know if i will ever feel better till we once again share the same light

I wrote my thoughts on paper
I share are emotions on A4
I knew you would get them sooner or later
I don't know if i will feel them anymore

Memories is all you have of me now
memories which makes people cry n scowl
dont undertand till your at my wake
wether or not all that was said was fake
I wrote my thoughts on a piece of A4
just to let u know what was the score
left with a drip of blood
to help share my pain
im sorry its a shame

I wrote my thoughts on paper
I share are emotions on A4
I knew you would get them sooner or later
I don't know if i will feel them anymore


***SPOILER FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO INTERPRIT SUCH THINGS***



This is not actually a love song but a song revolving round suicide

 

[crazy robster]

Wow... that was touching... You've got remarkable moodswings going on there Matt! You went from Larry the plumber to morbid suicidal thoughts! But I have to say I liked this last one, you did a good job, well done!

 

[littleblackstone]

miles apart is more than that to me
distance is irrelevant when your not with me
all those things i will not get the chance to see
all those minutes wasted without me
trying to write thoughts down onto paper
I know you will get them sooner or later
but I dont know that when u will hear them
and when u do i dont know if they mean the same anymore
the thoughts i share may get to u
but u dont know what i feel anymore
cant share a true connection when we are apart
it tears me inside to think this way I don't know where to start
we still have a connection but it's distorted
we still have a bond but its no longer sealed tight
I dont know if i will ever feel better till we once again share the same light

I wrote my thoughts on paper
I share are emotions on A4
I knew you would get them sooner or later
I don't know if i will feel them anymore

Memories is all you have of me now
memories which makes people cry n scowl
dont undertand till your at my wake
wether or not all that was said was fake
I wrote my thoughts on a piece of A4
just to let u know what was the score
left with a drip of blood
to help share my pain
im sorry its a shame

I wrote my thoughts on paper
I share are emotions on A4
I knew you would get them sooner or later
I don't know if i will feel them anymore


***SPOILER FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO INTERPRIT SUCH THINGS***



This is not actually a love song but a song revolving round suicide

MATT, you are awesome!!!

i really love this one, doont know why but i love it!!

and the first one.. my god.. is my fav!!!!

KEEP GOIN' WITH THAT!!!! :clap:

 

[Stenners]

Tribulations
Trials
Lost in time
Found in past
troubled in future
seen it all
never once known
but forever rememberd

Seven aisles of the supermarket
but what does it mean
different strokes for different fokes
but I just dont know how strokes are related to fokes
Variety box of chocolates
but where have they been
different fokes for different blokes
but I just dont know how blokes are meant to find their fokes

And we kept on laughing threw confusion
And we just knew why we lost our fusion
we never knew why
we never did die
we could never ever fly
we never will touch the sky

We marched down the street
had no purpose but had a direction to follow
we just wanted to cause a fuss
WE JUST DONT CARE
we made all the noise
WE JUST DONT CARE
we broke your sisters toys
WE JUST DONT CARE
WE JUST DONT CARE O NO WE JUST DONT CARE

Seven aisles of the supermarket
but what does it mean
different strokes for different fokes
but I just dont know how strokes are related to fokes
Variety box of chocolates
but where have they been
different fokes for different blokes
but I just dont know how blokes are meant to find their fokes


And we kept on laughing threw confusion
And we just knew why we lost our fusion
we never knew why
we never did die
we could never ever fly
we never will touch the sky


Fokes become blokes who all ended up having strokes which upset
their common operators down to strokes from blokes never meeting their fokes
as their fokes turned out to be hoax

---------------spoiler---------------


YAY People without real parents!

 

[Black_Angel]

This is fab dear! =]

 

[Stenners]

Crackle mcgrackle was once an angel above everyone
he was the bones beaneath your skin he took control of you within
but you wont accept the inevitable that crackle is your soul

SNIFF
SNORT
THIS IS YOUR RESORT
SNIFF
SNORT
THIS IS YOUR RESORT
SMOKE
JOKE
YOU AlIENATED YOUR FOKE
SMOKE
JOKE
YOU ALIENATED YOUR FOKE

Now crackle lies within
nesting in your brain
he takes what he sees
so he can control your spine
Crackle is inside your mind
Crackle is inside your mind
And he wont come out

SNIFF
SNORT
THIS IS YOUR RESORT
SMOKE
JOKE
YOU AlIENATED YOUR FOKE
SMOKE
JOKE
YOU ALIENATED YOUR FOKE

Therw a straw a tube or more
Dust flows your black hole grows
in the red untill your dead
you see some more you want some more
crackle is now your faviroute snackle
adrenelin rush..... another thing to tackle

SNIFF
SNORT
THIS IS YOUR RESORT
SMOKE
JOKE
YOU AlIENATED YOUR FOKE
SMOKE
JOKE
YOU ALIENATED YOUR FOKE

NO longer
NO LONGER do you seeeeee in straight vision
NO LONGER
NO LONGER
NO MORE
NO LONGER do you seeeee in straight vision
your mind is scrambled like a television

 

[Stenners]

I put 1 and 1 together in the hope of getting two as in to be together
I put 1 and 1 together and get eleven as in i'm living in a parrelel heaven
I'd rather get two to be together then eleven to be living in a heaven
without your hand touching my hand, beat beatting off of beat
it's the thought of being together which helps me wake up and get on my feet
and whenever your gone time stops
the same way the heart skips the beat looking at the clocks
waiting for your scent, smile and pressence to grace my aura again
But why pretend?

Do I still love you? Am I still alive?
I will love you as long as I stay alive
I show you love every day
but i'm dead inside

Do I still love you? Am I still alive?
I will love you as long as I stay alive
I show you love every day
but i'm dead inside

My hands are out to take anything comming to me
your hand outs are a charity
every donation goes straight to the heart and funds my future
under wrapping paper and lots of ribbon
it's whats inside that really matters
when we touch eachother the feeling is hard to explain
and it's hard to complain
but my head is empty
and I have no fuel to refuel


Do I still love you? Am I still alive?
I will love you as long as I stay alive
I show you love every day
but i'm dead inside

Do I still love you? Am I still alive?
I will love you as long as I stay alive
I show you love every day
but i'm dead inside

 

[Stenners]

I....
Just....
Lost my voice....
You....
Just.....
Lost your choice....
I....
Cant....
See you
You.....
Cant......
Face Me

I hear voicesssssss
They tell me I hear nothing
Seeing you seeing me hang yourself on that treee
I see choicessssss
They are 2 different kinds of nothing
Seeing you seeing me see yourself falling off that tree
You got green coloured eyes
Your the sort that never dies
Green pillows smotherd those who were moutherd
dropping bombs on eachother
but you know we got no amunition anymore
you know we got nothing no nothing no
I HEAR VOICESSS
They tell me I hear nothing
Seeing you seeing me hang yourself on that tree
I SEE PEOPLEEEEE
Showing me that what I see is what I never really see
Seeing you seeing me crying on the ground right now
I Hear Voicesss
They tell me I hear nothing
Seeing You Seeing Me Hang Yourself On That Tree
I SEE PEOPLLLLEEE
Showing me that what I see is what I never really see
Seeing You Seeing Me Laughing on the ground

 

[Stenners]

I'm heading for a donut shaped awnser
it's never ending but incomplete
Detailing every inperfection
but even inperfection contains perfection
Opinions are stated aloud
But opinons are never shared

I'm young enough to know when too much is too much
and too little is too little
when I look into your eyes the prespectives are changed
and my mind is amazed
when I got towards my awnser and eat it
I wonder what I swallowed
And of course the after feeling is never pleasent
I guess what I swalloed was terrible

I took my clothes
my eyes
my ears
your company
my legs
the tv
the change
and took the bus to home
I took my clothes
my eyes
my ears
your company
my legs
the tv
the change
and took the bus to home

When I arrived at the door someone stared at me
they looked right threw me
I put the key turned them and entered my house
but i never entered my home
I looked at the time and I had plenty of time
but i guess it was never enough

We are all heading for donut shaped awnsers
eaten up, never ending
still got a hole though
I guess a piece is missing

We all have our opinions and yell them out loud
but are they the only ones we hold
I guess they werent really the ones we told

And as I look at every inperfection
I saw mostly perfection
I guess it's all down to the flaws that I see what I see

This awnser has a hole which is never to be found
wasted and lost and incomplete
inperfection is all I see but I guess that makes it perfect
I lost my direction and looked at a map
it showed me which way to go but not the way to go
not the way thats right for me
and as I look at the screen of my TV
this high defenition screen doesnt do it for me
the colours the clarity
just isnt me

We are all just traverlers
going towards the donut shaped awnsers
and we don't see anything complete
just a neverending idea which goes in circle
but just isn't complete

 

[Black_Angel]

Aww it's lovely!
As I've said before, I like the reference to donuts