Jeff PedoPhile Boyd thinks Dateline NBC is the worst show in thehistory of TV. It The 2-Belo sea lev

[Hatchetmama]

On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:01:51 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
<absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:

>Hatchetmama wrote:
>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:05:44 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
>> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:
>>
>>> Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:11:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hatchetmama and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>>>> combination:
>>>>>
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>> 2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>> Why not?
>>>>>> He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>> Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>>>> Wait.
>>>> You're retired All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow.
>>>>
>>>> If you met my children, you would want to teach them English.
>>>> Really.
>>>> It's worse than mine.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ****ing meow.
>>>>
>>> Fagg0tity Jeff Boyd The $2-Ho would teach them how to receive blowj0bs.
>>
>> lame.
>Not as lame as U

coughnetnannycough

>>
>>

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alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come
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[Aratzio]

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:28 -0400, Hatchetmama
<Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
proposed:

>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:42:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:16:40 -0400, Hatchetmama
>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
>>proposed:
>>
>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:15:36 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:42:15 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
>>>>proposed:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:34:55 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:05:32 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:04:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:41:29 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
>>>>>>>>proposed:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:09:41 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:19:29 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
>>>>>>>>>>proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:34:09 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
>>>>>>>>>>><absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:51:45 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:48:18 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:28:22 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:00:59 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:43:51 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> transparently
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <lhhdv2hg0lr3mv0aqtg6e4p2k2vrc5ldja@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:08:16 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trippy and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> combination:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <pgpbv21v8o9uehrqmnt2vpta3p2iq4offb@4ax.com>, The 2-Belo took
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trippy and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> combination:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <2169v214pi44vhf4m1ps85tdme9hqn6mle@4ax.com>, The 2-Belo took
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How do I know you're the real dave hillstrom?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not. Kill him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Commence primary ignition!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excellent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fire when ready.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You prefer another target? A military target? Then name the newsgroup!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Turn AUK into a smoking crater!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> im moving to belmont
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not Saratoga?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MY GAWD IT HAS TOGA IN THE NAME!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ATL!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ATL!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLEASE!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you have problems with Paula Deen stopping by all the time to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> check your butter stores?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She keeps putting her freaking tongue in my chocolate fountain!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bad Paula Deen!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jade
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>>>>>>>2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Why not?
>>>>>>>>>>>He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>BTW, do you have a back-up?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>off topic in alt.aratzio, not all about MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Better?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Still not about me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So how you been?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Better?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>people keep hijacking threads and such and those nasty thread jackers
>>>>>>and thread liveberation ****heads may return. is that something we
>>>>>>realy want? look what the ****ers did to the flonk last time.
>>>>>
>>>>><points at Ratz>
>>>>
>>>>Long as you are pointing in PH34R and not laughing.
>>>
>>>In blame.
>>
>>Well, that is to be expected. Most things on usenet and gasoline
>>prices are my fault.
>
>What's wrong with gasoline prices?

<whistles>
Nothing.
<buys more shell, bp & chevron stocks>

>Oh sorry, I forgot. I don't pay all those horrible taxes and whatnot.
>Probably about 50 cents less per gallon than the average.


--

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[Aratzio]

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:34 -0400, Hatchetmama
<Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
proposed:

>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:39:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:59:45 -0400, Hatchetmama
>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
>>proposed:
>>
>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:16:38 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:43:15 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> transparently
>>>>proposed:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:37:28 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:11:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> transparently proposed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hatchetmama and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>>>>>>combination:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>>>>2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why not?
>>>>>>>>He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Next they will want you to teach them numbery things and then smee
>>>>>>will be poking you with point stix...
>>>>>
>>>>>oh. HELL no.
>>>>>
>>>>>Blasphemer.
>>>>
>>>>I also want to open a McDonalds in New Dehli.
>>>
>>>Good luck on that one.
>>
>>How about a BBQ in Jerusalem
>
>Slight chance.
>
>Fancy a crucifixion?

I may have an ornate cross and a silver spike, fancy enough?

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[The Demon Prince of Absurdity]

Hatchetmama wrote:
> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:01:51 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:
>
>> Hatchetmama wrote:
>>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:05:44 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
>>> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:11:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hatchetmama and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>>>>> combination:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>>> 2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>>> Why not?
>>>>>>> He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>>> Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>>>>> Wait.
>>>>> You're retired All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you met my children, you would want to teach them English.
>>>>> Really.
>>>>> It's worse than mine.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ****ing meow.
>>>>>
>>>> Fagg0tity Jeff Boyd The $2-Ho would teach them how to receive blowj0bs.
>>> lame.
>> Not as lame as U
>
> coughnetnannycough
U have jizz in your bronchial tubes.
>
>>>
>

 

[Smee]

"The Demon Prince of Absurdity" <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote in
message news:HoZJh.8115$rp4.2048@trnddc02...
> Hatchetmama wrote:
> > On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:04:22 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> > <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:
> >
> >> Hatchetmama wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:11:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
> >>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Hatchetmama and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad
> >>>> combination:
> >>>>
> >>>> [...]
> >>>>
> >>>>>> If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
> >>>>>> 2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
> >>>>> Why not?
> >>>>> He may actually teach them English!!
> >>>> Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
> >>> ****!
> >>>
> >>> <runs>
> >> Oh.. stop running and use yer tazer. When he says prepare to die he
> >> means die slowly from all the STDs that he's gonna give you from
> >> c0cksucking you and your house pets.
> >
> > 1. Who uses a tazer? Tazers are for pussies.
> >
> > 2. I don't have a **** to suck, neither do my housepets.
> >
> > 3. It's spelled "****sucking".
> >
> > Now be a man and stop using someone elses nym.
> > fanboi.
> >
> That explains your pen1s envy..

snort Don't tell me you're still trolling with that old fairy tale. Women
can have penis' any time they want them.

Smee

> >

 

[Smee]

"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:l26gv21q2kss08lj5r1ojt9ed8qks9fs5g@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:15 -0400, Hatchetmama
> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:17 -0500, Tim Weaver
> ><tmw99999@leavemealonegmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>Hatchetmama wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:45:12 -0500, Tim Weaver
> >>> <tmw99999@leavemealonegmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:37:28 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:11:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
> >>>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> transparently proposed:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Hatchetmama and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad
> >>>>>>>combination:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>[...]
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
> >>>>>>>>>2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Why not?
> >>>>>>>>He may actually teach them English!!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Next they will want you to teach them numbery things and then smee
will
> >>>>>>be poking you with point stix...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> oh. HELL no.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Blasphemer.
> >>>>
> >>>><sneck>
> >>>>
> >>>>How many is that?
> >>>
> >>> stop that or I'll call Smee.
> >>
> >>| | | | | + | | | | | = ?
> >
> ><drags you to teh Shed>
>
> already tested him. hes a reject. no desirable traits.

Compost.

Smee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.
>
> but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

 

[Lorrill Buyens]

[Default] On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:03:17 -0800, Dread Pirate "Smee"
<pscissons@roadrunner.com>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Seas, yo-ho-hoed:

>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>news:l26gv21q2kss08lj5r1ojt9ed8qks9fs5g@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:15 -0400, Hatchetmama
>> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:17 -0500, Tim Weaver
>> ><tmw99999@leavemealonegmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>Hatchetmama wrote:

>> >>>>>>>>>If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>> >>>>>>>>>2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>Why not?
>> >>>>>>>>He may actually teach them English!!
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>Next they will want you to teach them numbery things and then smee will
>> >>>>>>be poking you with point stix...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> oh. HELL no.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Blasphemer.
>> >>>>
>> >>>><sneck>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>How many is that?
>> >>>
>> >>> stop that or I'll call Smee.
>> >>
>> >>| | | | | + | | | | | = ?
>> >
>> ><drags you to teh Shed>
>>
>> already tested him. hes a reject. no desirable traits.
>
>Compost.

Dogfood.


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- The title of a thread started by an apparently
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[Lionel]

Lorrill Buyens wrote:
> [Default] On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:03:17 -0800, Dread Pirate "Smee"
> <pscissons@roadrunner.com>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Seas, yo-ho-hoed:
>
>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>> news:l26gv21q2kss08lj5r1ojt9ed8qks9fs5g@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:15 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:17 -0500, Tim Weaver
>>>> <tmw99999@leavemealonegmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>>>>>>> Why not?
>>>>>>>>>>> He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>>>>>>> Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>>>>>>>>> Next they will want you to teach them numbery things and then smee will
>>>>>>>>> be poking you with point stix...
>>>>>>>> oh. HELL no.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Blasphemer.
>>>>>>> <sneck>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How many is that?
>>>>>> stop that or I'll call Smee.
>>>>> | | | | | + | | | | | = ?
>>>> <drags you to teh Shed>
>>> already tested him. hes a reject. no desirable traits.
>> Compost.
>
> Dogfood.
>
Mousetraps.
>

 

[The 2-Belo]

Here ve see an enraged Lionel locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

>Lorrill Buyens wrote:
>> [Default] On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:03:17 -0800, Dread Pirate "Smee"
>> <pscissons@roadrunner.com>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Seas, yo-ho-hoed:
>>
>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>> news:l26gv21q2kss08lj5r1ojt9ed8qks9fs5g@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:15 -0400, Hatchetmama
>>>> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:17 -0500, Tim Weaver
>>>>> <tmw99999@leavemealonegmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not?
>>>>>>>>>>>> He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>>>>>>>>>> Next they will want you to teach them numbery things and then smee will
>>>>>>>>>> be poking you with point stix...
>>>>>>>>> oh. HELL no.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Blasphemer.
>>>>>>>> <sneck>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How many is that?
>>>>>>> stop that or I'll call Smee.
>>>>>> | | | | | + | | | | | = ?
>>>>> <drags you to teh Shed>
>>>> already tested him. hes a reject. no desirable traits.
>>> Compost.
>>
>> Dogfood.
>>
>Mousetraps.

Bait.


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[The Original Demon Prince of Absur]

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:56:19 +0900, The 2-Belo did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
> Here ve see an enraged Lionel locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>>Lorrill Buyens wrote:
>>> [Default] On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:03:17 -0800, Dread Pirate "Smee",
>>> Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas, yo-ho-hoed:
>>>> "dave hillstrom" wrote...
>>>>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:15 -0400, Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:17 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>>>>>>>>>>> Next they will want you to teach them numbery things and then
>>>>>>>>>>> smee will be poking you with point stix...
>>>>>>>>>> oh. HELL no.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Blasphemer.
>>>>>>>>> <sneck>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How many is that?
>>>>>>>> stop that or I'll call Smee.
>>>>>>> | | | | | + | | | | | = ?
>>>>>> <drags you to teh Shed>
>>>>> already tested him. hes a reject. no desirable traits.
>>>> Compost.
>>>
>>> Dogfood.
>>
>>Mousetraps.
>
> Bait.

Cheese.

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[dave hillstrom]

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:23:38 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corny> wrote:

>On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:56:19 +0900, The 2-Belo did the cha-cha, and
>screamed:
>> Here ve see an enraged Lionel locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>>>Lorrill Buyens wrote:
>>>> [Default] On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:03:17 -0800, Dread Pirate "Smee",
>>>> Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas, yo-ho-hoed:
>>>>> "dave hillstrom" wrote...
>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:45:15 -0400, Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:17 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a child would you want fagg0tity Jeff Boyd/The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2-Dollar-Whore/The 2-Belo as your babysitter?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He may actually teach them English!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, Jesus, now that was uncalled for. Prepare to die.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Next they will want you to teach them numbery things and then
>>>>>>>>>>>> smee will be poking you with point stix...
>>>>>>>>>>> oh. HELL no.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Blasphemer.
>>>>>>>>>> <sneck>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> How many is that?
>>>>>>>>> stop that or I'll call Smee.
>>>>>>>> | | | | | + | | | | | = ?
>>>>>>> <drags you to teh Shed>
>>>>>> already tested him. hes a reject. no desirable traits.
>>>>> Compost.
>>>>
>>>> Dogfood.
>>>
>>>Mousetraps.
>>
>> Bait.

for carrion eaters.

>Cheese.

hardly.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.