Pheonix791989
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chapter 12
Bam was nearing the end of his burger when his phone rang.
“yo?”
“hey bam, where are you? the gate keeper wont let us in, I might have to talk him to
death if he dosent tell us.”
“alright Yaarp, we’ll be there in a moment.”
“alright Bam.”
Bam groaned as he hung the phone up. Krys looked at him with a smirk.
“Your best friend is about to talk the ears off of my gate keeper.”
“arnt Ape and phil suposed to be comming home from mom moms and pop pops?”
“Are you serious?! man Yaarp’s gonna yack em in half.”
Bam paid for lunch and Jimmy pop and Evil Jared joined them outside as Bam called
Ape and Phil to tell them not to go home just yet, only to be told by ape that her ears
were already being sawed off by yaarps fast chatter in the background.
“Maybe you can find some way to keep him from talking us to death.”
“I dunno, I’d rather have him like how he is now then how he was.”
“oo-k.”
They drove back to the castle, it was already pretty early, almost three thirty in the after
noon, giving them plenty of time to hang out.
“so what do you want for your birthday?”
Bam asked as they pulled up to the driveway where Ape was sitting with her head in her
hands and listening to Yaarp.
“You bringing the dudesons here is the best. Its awesome to be here without my evil
brother.”
“speaking of evil brothers, Jess is still on my to kill list.”
“just dont bring that up.... Yaarp!”
Krys and Yaarp met in a hug, jabbering on in fast finnish. Bam s******ed as ape kept
watching them go back and forth. Bam pulled out his phone again and made another call.
He remembered her telling him that she had a favorite skateboard that she had been
looking for for almost three years. Then he could put a call in for something else to make
the gift a bit more personal. Bam picked up a spare skateboard from the ground and
dropped in, knocking into Krys and Yaarp.
“really funny margera.”
Krys took the skateboard from him and then did an air walk over the pink horse sitting on
the corner of the hips.
“that was cool little one!”
Yaarp cheered as he used Krys’s nick name from when they were younger. Bam
chuckeled as Krys threw the skateboard at him. Krys chuckeled as she slid into a
defensive stance. Bam and evil Jared both charged at her. Krys tripped bam over the
horse and then evil jared went sliding into the mud.
Bam was nearing the end of his burger when his phone rang.
“yo?”
“hey bam, where are you? the gate keeper wont let us in, I might have to talk him to
death if he dosent tell us.”
“alright Yaarp, we’ll be there in a moment.”
“alright Bam.”
Bam groaned as he hung the phone up. Krys looked at him with a smirk.
“Your best friend is about to talk the ears off of my gate keeper.”
“arnt Ape and phil suposed to be comming home from mom moms and pop pops?”
“Are you serious?! man Yaarp’s gonna yack em in half.”
Bam paid for lunch and Jimmy pop and Evil Jared joined them outside as Bam called
Ape and Phil to tell them not to go home just yet, only to be told by ape that her ears
were already being sawed off by yaarps fast chatter in the background.
“Maybe you can find some way to keep him from talking us to death.”
“I dunno, I’d rather have him like how he is now then how he was.”
“oo-k.”
They drove back to the castle, it was already pretty early, almost three thirty in the after
noon, giving them plenty of time to hang out.
“so what do you want for your birthday?”
Bam asked as they pulled up to the driveway where Ape was sitting with her head in her
hands and listening to Yaarp.
“You bringing the dudesons here is the best. Its awesome to be here without my evil
brother.”
“speaking of evil brothers, Jess is still on my to kill list.”
“just dont bring that up.... Yaarp!”
Krys and Yaarp met in a hug, jabbering on in fast finnish. Bam s******ed as ape kept
watching them go back and forth. Bam pulled out his phone again and made another call.
He remembered her telling him that she had a favorite skateboard that she had been
looking for for almost three years. Then he could put a call in for something else to make
the gift a bit more personal. Bam picked up a spare skateboard from the ground and
dropped in, knocking into Krys and Yaarp.
“really funny margera.”
Krys took the skateboard from him and then did an air walk over the pink horse sitting on
the corner of the hips.
“that was cool little one!”
Yaarp cheered as he used Krys’s nick name from when they were younger. Bam
chuckeled as Krys threw the skateboard at him. Krys chuckeled as she slid into a
defensive stance. Bam and evil Jared both charged at her. Krys tripped bam over the
horse and then evil jared went sliding into the mud.