My Greatest Dream in Life

[ImWithStupid]

I may come from a mostly dirt road town with no traffic lights (it's true!) and a Mayberry type "town square" but I've learned many a survival technique battling drunk rednecks and crabby old Baptist ladies on a daily basis.
It's a thug life, man. Thug life.

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[RoyalOrleans]

Not only will it have an emergency exit, but I'll make sure our backs are against the wall at all times. I'll also protect you with my street wise ingenuity, concealed weapon and immense girth if anyone tries to mess with you.

Honeychild, believe me, that doesn't give me a warm fuzzy.

Sense of security is holding a blunt instrument.

 

[Ahhlee]

Honeychild, believe me, that doesn't give me a warm fuzzy.
Sense of security is holding a blunt instrument.

I'm sorry. I'll let you be the man and protect me from the hoards of chain smoking old ladies who are trying to steal my favorite slot machine.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I'm sorry. I'll let you be the man and protect me from the hoards of chain smoking old ladies who are trying to steal my favorite slot machine.

GRRR... lousy, welching old crones!

 

[Ahhlee]

GRRR... lousy, welching old crones!

Crazy memory from Grand Casino:

My ex and I couldn't go home for Thanksgiving so we went up to the Grand Casino for something to do after we'd had our turkey dinner. As we were sitting in the lounge, I overheard a gravely voiced old woman talking about how she was waiting for her son to bring his wife and kids to the casino at 6pm so she could treat them all to the Thanksgiving buffet.

What self-respecting grandmother doesn't stay home on Thanksgiving day and slave away making homemade goodies for her grandchildren?

It was quite sad.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

What self-respecting grandmother doesn't stay home on Thanksgiving day and slave away making homemade goodies for her grandchildren?
It was quite sad.

The gambling kind. It's a fukken disease.

 

[Ahhlee]

The gambling kind. It's a fukken disease.

Absolutely. I was also sitting at a slot machine and watched as a man and his wife walked past with their young two kids in tow. They were yelling at eachother about $20 and the kids were in dirty, ill-fitting clothing and looked downright miserable.

It was quite honestly my worst Thanksgiving ever.