My Greatest Dream in Life

snafu

snafu

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Everybodies dreaming about bleached ***** and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli.

I think I'm the only sane person here!

Bunch of ****'s

 
Anna Perenna

Anna Perenna

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Everybodies dreaming about bleached ***** and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli.
I think I'm the only sane person here!

Bunch of ****'s
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Valerie Bertinelli is Wolfgang Van Halen's mum.

I'm not entirely sure that makes you straight.....

 
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wez

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doing eachothers moms
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Seems to me the only one wanting to do everyones mum around here is RO.. Eh.. I don't mind.. RO wants to do everyone, period.. He has a cokk, therefore, he is. Some guys brains are in the head below the belt.. no big whoop.

RO has a weapon RO has a gun, one is for fighting, both are for fun ~ wez

Hahahaha.. don't kill me dude.. just cause I say it, doesn't make true.. right? :rolleyes:

And how would that make him a ****? My mums a woman... Sayin' my mums a man! :mad:

Please explain.. :p

Snafs mum wears army boots...

So according to snaf a divorced woman or a single mum with children are untouchable?

Woe are they...

What about men with kids? Celibate city?

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Everybodies dreaming about bleached ***** and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli.
I think I'm the only sane person here!

Bunch of ****'s
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snafu and Valerie Bert-n-Ernie sitting in a tree.....

(I'm sure eddo will be the only one to catch the reference, but what the ****. I'll say it anyway.)

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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Everybodies dreaming about bleached ***** and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli.
I think I'm the only sane person here!

Bunch of ****'s
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I'd drill ol' Val in the ****.

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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Seems to me the only one wanting to do everyones mum around here is RO.. Eh.. I don't mind.. RO wants to do everyone, period.. He has a cokk, therefore, he is. Some guys brains are in the head below the belt.. no big whoop.
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I draw the line at fat chicks.

RO has a weapon RO has a gun' date=' one is for fighting, both are for fun ~ wez[/i"']
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Wez is a sonofab!tch! Got the blue *****, crabs, and the seven year itch! - Old Cherokee Proverb

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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No fat chicks?

And with that my two minute love affair with RO comes to a screeching halt.

I'm sure it's for the best.

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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No fat chicks?
And with that my two minute love affair with RO comes to a screeching halt.

I'm sure it's for the best.
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Terribly sorry to shatter your crush on me, Ali. It is for the best, I'd only break your heart later on and move on to a better looking or sluttier woman.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Terribly sorry to shatter your crush on me, Ali. It is for the best, I'd only break your heart later on and move on to a better looking or sluttier woman.
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Better looking? Possibly.

Sluttier? I doubt it.

:)

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I wear army boots. Does that make me mannish? Not that i care...just askin?
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You mannishness can be quickly eliminated with a little self-control. Clearly you need a man to guide you, counsel you and teach you how to curb your male tendancies. I'm confident that with a strict and fool-proof "man away" program, you'll stop wearing army boots, farting in public, burping the alphabet at social functions and become a slutty, big breasted, and incredibly needy woman in no time!

 
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