My New Cat Has Strange Habits

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Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
watch.
--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:12:54 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
with the following claims :

> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
> she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
> watch.

Its trying to distract itself from the knowledge that she is owned by a
cart pusher.

FYI

**** GM:
http://www.commondreams.org/view/2008/11/16-6

--
"Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/index.htm
 
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:21:08 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:12:54 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
>with the following claims :
>
>> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
>> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
>> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
>> she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
>> watch.
>
>Its trying to distract itself from the knowledge that she is owned by a
>cart pusher.

I'm pretty sure my cat doesn't suffer from the same delusional
stupidity that afflicts you, Babyfur.

>FYI
>
>**** GM:
>http://www.commondreams.org/view/2008/11/16-6

Oh, yeah, BRILLIANT that. Apparently dumb****s like you think
electrical energy is just magically **** out onto the grid by some
mystical green, tree hugging, energy sprite...of course in REALITY
over 80% of all our electrical energy is derived straight from BURNING
****ING COAL!

Oh yeah, boy that's a LOT better than burning gasoline. nods

I can tell, your dumbass REALLY thought this one through.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:00:29 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
with the following claims :

> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:21:08 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:12:54 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
>>with the following claims :
>>
>>> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
>>> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
>>> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
>>> she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
>>> watch.
>>
>>Its trying to distract itself from the knowledge that she is owned by a
>>cart pusher.
>
> I'm pretty sure my cat doesn't suffer from the same delusional
> stupidity that afflicts you, Babyfur.
>
Maybe you could get your cat to fix that garbled mess of HTM-hell you call
a website :)

>>FYI
>>
>>**** GM:
>>http://www.commondreams.org/view/2008/11/16-6
>
> Oh, yeah, BRILLIANT that. Apparently dumb****s like you think
> electrical energy is just magically **** out onto the grid by some
> mystical green, tree hugging, energy sprite...of course in REALITY
> over 80% of all our electrical energy is derived straight from BURNING
> ****ING COAL!
>
HA HA! You're old . All the cool kids are protesting coal nowadays:
http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2008/11/17-3


> Oh yeah, boy that's a LOT better than burning gasoline. nods
>
I agree we should switch to something renewable...like hemp.

> I can tell, your dumbass REALLY thought this one through.
>

Huh?

--
"Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/index.htm
 
On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:39:18 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>> I'm pretty sure my cat doesn't suffer from the same delusional
>> stupidity that afflicts you, Babyfur.

>Maybe you could get your cat to fix that garbled mess of HTM-hell you call
>a website :)

I'm not sure even my cat could dumb it down to a level that you could
comprehend, Kiddo. Face it, reading web code just isn't something
you're ever gonna figure out. Just give it up and hire an expert to
code yer **** for you, you don't have to be able to understand it,
just to know that it works.

>> Oh, yeah, BRILLIANT that. Apparently dumb****s like you think
>> electrical energy is just magically **** out onto the grid by some
>> mystical green, tree hugging, energy sprite...of course in REALITY
>> over 80% of all our electrical energy is derived straight from BURNING
>> ****ING COAL!

>HA HA! You're old . All the cool kids are protesting coal nowadays:
>http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2008/11/17-3

So you're saying that the whole site is just one giant orgy of
hypocrisy, gee, thanks for that explanation, Dumb****. I can see why
you spend so much time on it.

>> Oh yeah, boy that's a LOT better than burning gasoline. nods

>I agree we should switch to something renewable...like hemp.

Hemp isn't renewable, it's disposable. Just because you can grow more
of it doesn't mean it's being "reused". Technically speaking both
coal and gasoline can be recreated...it just takes a whole **** load
of time.

In REALITY the technologies that save our civilization will likely,
in the immediate, revolve around shale oil/gas technologies and
mining. In the long term it'll be hydrogen, the cleanest burning,
most abundant substance in the universe. But first they need to find
a way to make it safe. The best way of doing it that I've come up
with would be to store it in a manufactured hydrosilicate rod, the end
of which would be continually broken down as needed, releasing
hydrogen to burn for the fuel and leftover silicate that can then be
recycled. In that form it would be perfectly safe for use and in the
event of say a car crash the fuel tank wouldn't completely explode.
You could also use hydrocarbon instead of hydrosilicate, although it's
easier to separate hydrogen from silicate than it is from carbon.
There's actually quite a number of people working on similar
technologies, generally classified as "solid fuel" technologies.

>> I can tell, your dumbass REALLY thought this one through.

>Huh?

Did I use too many "big" words there?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:39:18 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>> I'm pretty sure my cat doesn't suffer from the same delusional
>>> stupidity that afflicts you, Babyfur.
>
>> Maybe you could get your cat to fix that garbled mess of HTM-hell you call
>> a website :)
>
> I'm not sure even my cat could dumb it down to a level that you could
> comprehend, Kiddo. Face it, reading web code just isn't something
> you're ever gonna figure out. Just give it up and hire an expert to
> code yer **** for you, you don't have to be able to understand it,
> just to know that it works.
>
You certainly uglied it up :)

>>> Oh, yeah, BRILLIANT that. Apparently dumb****s like you think
>>> electrical energy is just magically **** out onto the grid by some
>>> mystical green, tree hugging, energy sprite...of course in REALITY
>>> over 80% of all our electrical energy is derived straight from BURNING
>>> ****ING COAL!
>
>> HA HA! You're old . All the cool kids are protesting coal nowadays:
>> http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2008/11/17-3
>
> So you're saying that the whole site is just one giant orgy of
> hypocrisy, gee, thanks for that explanation, Dumb****. I can see why
> you spend so much time on it.
>
Uh...no. Failure to comprehend noted, however.



>>> Oh yeah, boy that's a LOT better than burning gasoline. nods
>
>> I agree we should switch to something renewable...like hemp.
>
> Hemp isn't renewable, it's disposable. Just because you can grow more
> of it doesn't mean it's being "reused".

I think you've been smoking it.

> Technically speaking

You're klewless.
Agreed.

> both
> coal and gasoline can be recreated...it just takes a whole **** load
> of time.
>
LOL!


> In REALITY

I.e., unfamiliar territory to you...

the technologies that save our civilization will likely,
> in the immediate, revolve around shale oil/gas technologies and
> mining. In the long term it'll be hydrogen, the cleanest burning,
> most abundant substance in the universe. But first they need to find
> a way to make it safe.

0_o
No dimmy. First they need to find a way to make it cheap .


The best way of doing it that I've come up
> with would be to store it in a manufactured hydrosilicate rod, the end
> of which would be continually broken down as needed, releasing
> hydrogen to burn for the fuel and leftover silicate that can then be
> recycled. In that form it would be perfectly safe for use and in the
> event of say a car crash the fuel tank wouldn't completely explode.
> You could also use hydrocarbon instead of hydrosilicate, although it's
> easier to separate hydrogen from silicate than it is from carbon.
> There's actually quite a number of people working on similar
> technologies, generally classified as "solid fuel" technologies.
>
Nicely cut & pasted :)


>>> I can tell, your dumbass REALLY thought this one through.
>
>> Huh?
>
> Did I use too many "big" words there?
>
Naw...I dropped off to sleep...do drone on!



--
Last night while sitting in my chair
I pinged a host that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
The host resolved to NSA.
 
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:33:07 -0800 (PST),
whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:

>M<**** SLAP>

Oh look, there's Drew, obsessing over my posts. Tsch, tsch,
tsch...remember when Drew actually used to post on topic and not spend
all his time on Usenet replying to my posts? Er...yeah, me neither,
LOL.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:09:56 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:39:18 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> I'm pretty sure my cat doesn't suffer from the same delusional
>>>> stupidity that afflicts you, Babyfur.
>>
>>> Maybe you could get your cat to fix that garbled mess of HTM-hell you call
>>> a website :)
>>
>> I'm not sure even my cat could dumb it down to a level that you could
>> comprehend, Kiddo. Face it, reading web code just isn't something
>> you're ever gonna figure out. Just give it up and hire an expert to
>> code yer **** for you, you don't have to be able to understand it,
>> just to know that it works.
>>
>You ce<**** SLAP>

Sorry, I just can't dumb myself down to a level where I can actually
appreciate your drooling one liners on any level, so I'm afraid I'm
just going to have to **** your mouth shut and call it a day. I'm
sure you'll have no complaints, word has it you enjoy being my little
bitch.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Nov 18, 6:36?pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:


You're still a fraud.

Drew
 
On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:14:10 -0800 (PST),
whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:

>On Nov 18, 6:36?pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>
>
>Yo<**** SLAP>

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye revolting pilchard, god and good men hate so foul
a liar, ye gabbed:

> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:14:10 -0800 (PST),
> whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>> On Nov 18, 6:36 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>> productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>> Yo<**** SLAP>
>
> I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me shouting how
> awesome I am.

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a randomly twitching cup heaped with raw almond, fatty pieces of shrimp
and hodgepodge of octopus, fruit juice, a side of sardine and a gallon
of syphilis tea.
 
On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:52:06 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:51:37 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
>with the following claims :
>
>Sin<**** SLAP>

I'll let you know when I decide to stop ****ing your mouth shut,
Babyfur.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:54:34 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Edi<**** SLAP>

Kabitchy looks like he's need of a lil negative Hatter attention
today. Tsch, tsch, tsch...guess those "mean kids" at school were
pickin on him again.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye awful stigmatic, what a wretched and peevish
fellow are thee, ye evacuated:

> On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:54:34 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Edi<**** SLAP>
>
> K<FLAP SLAP>

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking foul-stinking used cat litter chips and
road runner wart sauce accompanied with foul-stinking hobo's nose hairs
and mountain beaver rectum vinaigrette garnished with over-ripe coffin
fly gonad with banana garnish, cooked in a wriggling cup filled with
decrepit specks of chestnut in dressing, a side of pastries and a few
ounces of moonshine.
 
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in alt.hackers.malicious on November 17, 2008
09:12 in Message-ID: <fmu2i4959mbh90nkus5e8etlq5b02lplf0@4ax.com>:

> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
> she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
> watch.

I envy you your kitten. She sounds like a sweet little thing, with a lot of
personality. She's also got beautiful markings. I'm sure she's going to
have a long and happy life with you.

> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Baal <Baal@Usenet.org>
PGP Key: http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x1E92C0E8
PGP Key Fingerprint: 40E4 E9BB D084 22D5 3DE9 66B8 08E3 638C 1E92 C0E8
Retired Lecturer, Encryption and Data Security, Pedo U, Usenet Campus
- --

"Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?" -- "Who will watch the Watchmen?"
-- Juvenal, Satires, VI, 347. circa 128 AD

"Securing an environment of Windows platforms from abuse - external or
internal - is akin to trying to install sprinklers in a fireworks factory
where smoking on the job is permitted." -- Gene Spafford

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"Baal" <Baal@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org> wrote in message
news:20081121112635.91C80C2FF3@panta-rhei.eu.org...
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> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in alt.hackers.malicious on November 17, 2008
> 09:12 in Message-ID: <fmu2i4959mbh90nkus5e8etlq5b02lplf0@4ax.com>:
>
>> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
>> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
>> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
>> she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
>> watch.
>
> I envy you your kitten. She sounds like a sweet little thing, with a lot
> of
> personality. She's also got beautiful markings. I'm sure she's going to
> have a long and happy life with you.
>

Warm and fuzzy post from some one with such a bad-ass nym

>> --
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>
> Baal <Baal@Usenet.org>
> PGP Key: http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x1E92C0E8
> PGP Key Fingerprint: 40E4 E9BB D084 22D5 3DE9 66B8 08E3 638C 1E92 C0E8
> Retired Lecturer, Encryption and Data Security, Pedo U, Usenet Campus
> - --
>
> "Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?" -- "Who will watch the Watchmen?"
> -- Juvenal, Satires, VI, 347. circa 128 AD
>
> "Securing an environment of Windows platforms from abuse - external or
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>
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Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:fmu2i4959mbh90nkus5e8etlq5b02lplf0@4ax.com:

> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
> she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
> watch.

I never ever would have figured /you/ for a Bliss Ninny.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/blissninny.htm

"Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along. While it
is entirely unintentional, Bliss Ninny's utterly vacuous comments can drive
the more pugnacious Warriors into a frenzy of aggression. Often in the heat
of battle Bliss Ninny will discuss her cat."
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks
http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ
 
On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:33:23 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
<pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:fmu2i4959mbh90nkus5e8etlq5b02lplf0@4ax.com:
>
>> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
>> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
>> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure if
>> she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty entertaining to
>> watch.
>
>I never ever would have figured /you/ for a Bliss Ninny.
>
>http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/blissninny.htm
>
>"Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along. While it
>is entirely unintentional, Bliss Ninny's utterly vacuous comments can drive
>the more pugnacious Warriors into a frenzy of aggression. Often in the heat
>of battle Bliss Ninny will discuss her cat."

That only works if you're directly interrupting an existing flame
thread with the intended purpose to derail it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 

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