My New Cat Has Strange Habits

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye wart-infested pale hard-hearted wench, thou art a
tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, ye
declaimed:

> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> O<**** SLAP>
>
> Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for me, they can't laugh either.

--
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"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking washed-up blow flies and newt cancer
compote accentuated by prurient earwax balls and lamprey gonad topping
accompanied with scalded laughing jackass offal and octopus eye marinade
garnished with spoiled hobo's nose hairs and cabbage conserve with
decomposing blister aside degraded mole excrescence and armadillo lesion
seasoning, simmered in a chilled saucepan overflowing with watery
croutons of offal in rancid eye gunk, a side of sweetbread and a goblet
of coagulated white blood cells.
 
metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>> the following claims :
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>
> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
> kadywateveritsnymis?

Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby lotion
he pours into his Adult Diapers :)


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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>> the following claims :
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>> kadywateveritsnymis?
>
> Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to
> be sexually abused by a piece of poorly programmed, automated, bot
> garbage whilst simultaneously advertising my websites across a half
> dozen different froups. ^__^
>

Sure, blame the technology, c4r7 pu5h3r.


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\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
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On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:54:38 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>> the following claims :
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>> kadywateveritsnymis?
>>
>> Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to
>> be sexually abused by a piece of poorly programmed, automated, bot
>> garbage whilst simultaneously advertising my websites across a half
>> dozen different froups. ^__^
>>
>
>Su<**** SLAP>

What were you saying, Babfur? How come you got yer diapers all up in
a twist?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>> the following claims :
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>
>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>> kadywateveritsnymis?
>
>Pr<**** SLAP>

What were you saying, Babfur? How come you got yer diapers all up in
a twist?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:39:28 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>O<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye inbred beggarly fellow, the complaints I have
heard of you I do not all believe; 'tis thy slowness, for I know you
lack not folly to make such knaveries, ye eructated:

> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:39:28 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> O<**** SLAP>
>
> OMFG! I think I've got the clap!

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
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Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
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Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking exposed heads of lettuce and sea horse
cyst garnish with disturbing rot aside fouled-up tortoiseshell cat rot
with clove vinaigrette, served in a randomly twitching deep dish with a
slew of burnt scallion, bleached morsels of anchovy, giblet and caviar,
tea, a side of Persian cat lung and a glass of eye gunk.
 
On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>> the following claims :
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>
>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>> kadywateveritsnymis?
>
>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby lotion
>he pours into his Adult Diapers :)

that's not something i'd like to think about.
 
On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>the following claims :
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>
>>>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>
>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>kadywateveritsnymis?
>
>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>be sexually abused by a piece of poorly programmed, automated, bot
>garbage whilst simultaneously advertising my websites across a half
>dozen different froups. ^__^
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>>the following claims :
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>>
>>>>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>
>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>>gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>>kadywateveritsnymis?
>>
>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to
>
>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm
replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If
someone's posting style dips below a certain level of
intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna
get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse
for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:25:01 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>O<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye fitful cur, o most insatiate and luxurious woman,
ye moralised:

> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:25:01 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> O<**** SLAP>
>
> I LIKE TO PLAY MIND GAMES WITH MYSELF INSIDE MY HEAD!!! YEAH!!!

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking surfeiting whore's tit blisters and
squid rectum vinegar on top of festered manatee scrotum and rat snake
snot vinegar garnished with surfeiting erupting pimples smothered in
nearly raw chicken entrails in soured buffalo furuncle with garlic
vinegar, arranged in a gurgling tureen containing rare cooked dessicated
fungus, dried whole fish, oyster and slug, gore, a side of tortoiseshell
cat pancreas and a few ounces of pond scum.
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>>>the following claims :
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>>>
>>>>>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>>
>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>>>gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?
>>>
>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to
>>
>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.
>
>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm
>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If
>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of
>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna
>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse
>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure
grade, american home made ****'?

> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
>"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>>>>the following claims :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>>>
>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>>>>gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?
>>>>
>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to
>>>
>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.
>>
>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm
>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If
>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of
>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna
>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse
>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.
>
>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure
>grade, american home made ****'?

Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to
deserve a little better than ****? nods

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'
terraists with the following claims :

> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>> the following claims :
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>
>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>> kadywateveritsnymis?
>>
>>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby lotion
>>he pours into his Adult Diapers :)
>
> that's not something i'd like to think about.

Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big ass
bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.
I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing their
box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood and
were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out on.
Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them passed
out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.
<looks outside>
Guess they wernt that drunk...

Happy ****ing thanksgiving, Usenet Pals :)


--
"Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.alternet.org
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>>>>>the following claims :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>>>>>gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?
>>>>>
>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to
>>>>
>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.
>>>
>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm
>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If
>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of
>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna
>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse
>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.
>>
>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure
>>grade, american home made ****'?
>
>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to
>deserve a little better than ****? nods

that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american
citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe
flamer like you?

> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
>"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:21:00 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'
>terraists with the following claims :
>
>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>>>> the following claims :
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>>
>>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>>>> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>>> kadywateveritsnymis?
>>>
>>>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby lotion
>>>he pours into his Adult Diapers :)
>>
>> that's not something i'd like to think about.
>
>Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big ass
>bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.
>I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing their
>box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood and
>were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out on.
>Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them passed
>out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.
><looks outside>
>Guess they wernt that drunk...

i have to have a bondfire soon. i'd been saving stuff up for guy
falks, but the weather screwed that up. so i have lots of bags of
paper and stuff to incinerate pluss some way ****ed furniture. the
last bonfire i had i cooked the apples in the neighbours tree.

>Happy ****ing thanksgiving, Usenet Pals :)
 
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:hdssi458clur05jnaothr78vjj8pqqfh7f@4ax.com...

Redacted, bitch :)
 
"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message
news:lcjti4ho43u7d805pfna4qop3r9so5010h@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th'
>>>>>>>>terraists with
>>>>>>>>the following claims :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I
>>>>>>>>> wonder men
>>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is:
>>>>>>>who
>>>>>>>gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves
>>>>>>to
>>>>>
>>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.
>>>>
>>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm
>>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature.
>>>>If
>>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of
>>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever
>>>>gonna
>>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse
>>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.
>>>
>>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure
>>>grade, american home made ****'?
>>
>>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to
>>deserve a little better than ****? nods
>
> that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american
> citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe
> flamer like you?
>
Same place he works: WalMart. Be sure & tell em "Maddie the Cart Pusher"
sent you :)
 
"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message
news:9njti4t4qi9j0t97m4us7lm7906g4khmpa@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:21:00 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'
>>terraists with the following claims :
>>
>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th'
>>>>>> terraists with
>>>>>> the following claims :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I
>>>>>>> wonder men
>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>>>>> The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>>>>>
>>>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is:
>>>>> who
>>>>> gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>>>>> kadywateveritsnymis?
>>>>
>>>>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby
>>>>lotion
>>>>he pours into his Adult Diapers :)
>>>
>>> that's not something i'd like to think about.
>>
>>Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big
>>ass
>>bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.
>>I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing
>>their
>>box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood
>>and
>>were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out
>>on.
>>Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them
>>passed
>>out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.
>><looks outside>
>>Guess they wernt that drunk...
>
> i have to have a bondfire soon.

You might want to cash those in before you burn them...

i'd been saving stuff up for guy
> falks, but the weather screwed that up. so i have lots of bags of
> paper and stuff to incinerate pluss some way ****ed furniture. the
> last bonfire i had i cooked the apples in the neighbours tree.
>
Instant baked apples...

>>Happy ****ing thanksgiving, Usenet Pals :)
>
 

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