My New Cat Has Strange Habits

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:45:37 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>> K<FL<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Baal]

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CapCity wrote in alt.hackers.malicious on November 21, 2008 08:05 in
Message-ID: <4926b235$0$23305$6c36adad@news.usenetserver.com>:

> "Baal" <Baal@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org> wrote in message
> news:20081121112635.91C80C2FF3@panta-rhei.eu.org...
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in alt.hackers.malicious on November 17,
>> 2008 09:12 in Message-ID:
>> <fmu2i4959mbh90nkus5e8etlq5b02lplf0@4ax.com>:
>>
>>> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
>>> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
>>> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure
>>> if she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty
>>> entertaining to watch.
>>
>> I envy you your kitten. She sounds like a sweet little thing, with a
>> lot of personality. She's also got beautiful markings. I'm sure she's
>> going to have a long and happy life with you.
>>
>
> Warm and fuzzy post from some one with such a bad-ass nym

Just goes to show you don't know me.

Baal <Baal@Usenet.org>
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-- Juvenal, Satires, VI, 347. circa 128 AD

"If there is any principle of the Constitution that more imperatively calls
for attachment than any other it is the principle of free thought--not free
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[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 14:12:38 +0100 (CET), Baal
<Baal@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org> wrote:

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>CapCity wrote in alt.hackers.malicious on November 21, 2008 08:05 in
>Message-ID: <4926b235$0$23305$6c36adad@news.usenetserver.com>:
>
>> "Baal" <Baal@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org> wrote in message
>> news:20081121112635.91C80C2FF3@panta-rhei.eu.org...
>>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in alt.hackers.malicious on November 17,
>>> 2008 09:12 in Message-ID:
>>> <fmu2i4959mbh90nkus5e8etlq5b02lplf0@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>> At present she's lying on her back on my bed and viciously attacking
>>>> her tail as if it was a toy, stoping every now and again to grasp it
>>>> in her paws and licking it as if to say she's sorry. I'm not sure
>>>> if she's just bored or loopy, but either way it's pretty
>>>> entertaining to watch.
>>>
>>> I envy you your kitten. She sounds like a sweet little thing, with a
>>> lot of personality. She's also got beautiful markings. I'm sure she's
>>> going to have a long and happy life with you.
>>>
>>
>> Warm and fuzzy post from some one with such a bad-ass nym
>
>Just goes to show you don't know me.

I think Cap subscribes to the delusion that you're just not a "man"
online unless you're pumped up full of 'roids and hatin on every other
thing that passes you by. Perpetual butthurt and all like that. His
mommy probably took the tit away too soon, that'd be my best guess for
his short-fuse mentality.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Kadaitcha Man]

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye worm-infested low-spirited swain, be packing, Sir
Knob, ye oozed:

> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:45:37 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>> K<FL<**** SLAP>
>
> L<FLAP SLAP>

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
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Most hated usenetizens of all time List
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Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking corroded erupting pimples complemented
by dirty human armpit hairs and road runner mucus membrane vinegar
accentuated with unsightly genitalia inside dying hedgehog bladder,
dished up in a wriggling tureen containing medium to well done rutabaga,
dried hodgepodge of live mosquito larvae and sundry bits of bacon,
shrimp and tongue sauce, a side of prairie wolf retina and a glass of
thick, syrupy, green snot.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:57:47 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>O<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Kadaitcha Man]

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye pasty-faced wolvish-ravening lamb, thou wrong'st
a gentleman who is as far from thy report as thou from honour, ye
chortled:

> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:57:47 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> O<**** SLAP>
>
> Looks like it's time for you to **** my mouth shut again, eh
> Kabitchy?

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking toasted deer blain with banana garnish
next to grungy domestic cat tail and bonobo monkey spew vinegar
accentuated with prurient whore's tit blisters, arranged in a wriggling
bowl heaped with mangy oddments of brussel sprout and kelp with squares
of cashew in sewer water, a side of camel mammary gland and a keg of
****atoo vomit.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:11:41 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>On<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Kadaitcha Man]

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye flabby burr, let's meet as little as we can, ye
tweeted:

> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:11:41 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On<**** SLAP>
>
> Looks like it's time to **** my arse shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking bloody prairie chicken buttock with
foreskin seasoning with contaminated parakeet kidney stones and squid
carbuncle sauce, arranged in a randomly twitching double boiler stuffed
with raw asparagus, chewy particles of lobster and mussel, tea, a side
of anteater pancreas and a pint of puerile green bean extract.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:42:06 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>O<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Kadaitcha Man]

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye blasphemous poor miserable wretch, ye hath made
me mad to see thee shine so brisk, and smell so sweet, and talk so like
a waiting gentlewoman, ye jawed:

> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:42:06 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> O<**** SLAP>
>
> Looks like it's time to stitch my arse shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking imperfect bull droppings and boar penis
preserve complemented by odious yak innards and parrot innards conserve,
dished up in a wriggling bucket with a slew of medium to well done green
pepper, spicy chunks of slug and uncooked sea snail, congealed blood, a
side of muskrat thymus gland and a goblet of emulsified sweat and grease
from the chef's forehead.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:11:54 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>On<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Kadaitcha Man]

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye broken-down tallow-face, ye hath more hair than
wit, and more faults than hairs, and more fat than faults, ye asserted:

> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:11:54 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On<**** SLAP>
>
> I love you.....I know...

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking disintegrated toadfish tumor with chive
extract with tainted vomit aside used horse flies accentuated with
disintegrated giblet inside common gnats, served in a wriggling tureen
heaped with raw lemming, exotic oddments of bacon, bologna broth, a side
of ligament and a demitasse of hot gold fish serum.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:32:35 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>On<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Kadaitcha Man]

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye fly-eating gimcrack, I had rather be a tick in a
sheep than such a valiant ignorance as thee, ye expatiated:

> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:32:35 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On<**** SLAP>
>
> Dear Santa, I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a
> dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking vulgar chicken entrails smothered in
menacing herring bowels and Indian rhinoceros rot preserve, arranged in
a cooling bowl brimming with flavourless croutons of egg and peanut with
pieces of kidney in polluted ulcerated eye discharge, a side of locust
salivary gland and a litre of thickened squash extract.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>On<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Kadaitcha Man]

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On<**** SLAP>
>
> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:
Usenet Ruiner List
Top Assholes on the Net List
Most hated usenetizens of all time List
Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking gruesome zebra stomach and calf tumor
dressing accentuated by skewered seagull pustule and fruit bat spit
topping, served in a circulating pot overflowing with bleached particles
of cartilage and walnut with bits of bologna in foul cherry tomato
broth, a side of grains and a goblet of Vietnamese snake wine.

 

[???hw?f]

On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
the following claims :

> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>
>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>
>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...



--
"Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.mykeru.com

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>O<**** SLAP>

Looks like it's time to **** your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[metro-golden-meower]

On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>the following claims :
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>
>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>
>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>
>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...

the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
kadywateveritsnymis?

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with
>>the following claims :
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men
>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On<**** SLAP>
>>>>
>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?
>>
>>The sound of all this **** slapping is deafening...
>
>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who
>gives the better '<**** slap>' (read hand job) matt or
>kadywateveritsnymis?

Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to
be sexually abused by a piece of poorly programmed, automated, bot
garbage whilst simultaneously advertising my websites across a half
dozen different froups. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )