Never Ending Story

[smurf]

(I have looked and there is no topic like this, but if there is one and I missed it please don't get mad) Anyway here are the rules...
This is what you do, I will start a story and you continue it. The most you can add to the story is 3 sentences per post and once you have posted wait for someone else to reply before you post again. When you want to reply just copy and paste the story so far. Your post should be in bold letters.
Ok this is the story:

Once there was a boy named Jim. One day Jim went outside for a walk. He came up to the woods and couldn't decide wheather to go in or not.

 

[FadedBlue]

Jim went into the woods and found a knife on the ground.
He was really hungry,so he decided to kill a rabbit...

 

[misery]

Jim killed the rabbit. He needed to cook it, so he started a little campfire. He then noticed his pants were on fire.

 

[pprkuttheory]

he was scared that his pants were on fire, but he remembered the ever so helpful "stop, drop and roll" technique... of course it worked. He noticed some other person lying next to a stream, he didnt know if he should give them some of the rabbit (considering he/she (you pick) looked very hungry) or should he just leave them be.

 

[KillMeImIrish]

he decided to go over to them and see what HE was doing, but instead he got attacked by a....

 

[smurf]

bear! The bear came out of nowhere. HELP screamed Jim, but was cut short when

 

[misery]

he noticed he had pissed his pants. The bear didn't like the smell, so it ran away. When he was going home to change his pants and take a shower, he realized he was lost in the woods.

 

[KillMeImIrish]

he then took out his crack pipe, and tried to smoke away the problem... but that didn't work. it only made him feel like he was a...

 

[pprkuttheory]

balloon, floating in the air... he realized that he had been all alone for over a week now without any sex, so he..

 

[LPGirl]

kept walking until he found a hut where goldy locks lived, he when inide and ..

 

[Cloud]

another 3 bears. he then thought he would pop (thinking he was a balloon) the 3 bears...

 

[smurf]

oddly just got up and left. Jim stood in the middle of the cabin. He saw that nobody was in the cabin so he walked outside to see

 

[KillMeImIrish]

a giant jar of pickles... oddly enough, the jar of pickles had a mouth! unforunately, it opened his mouth and said...

 

[MrRandomGuy]

now i'm going to sing the barney song. It sang the I love you song until Jim went crazy, then he...

 

[acdcrules04]

started a hippie circle and that teacher from beavis and butthead showed up, then they started beat the manly drums when

 

[i_love_mike_shinoda2]

that dude from the Muppets that is crazy about drums comes in and bangs with him. Jim thought the guy from the Muppets was cool so he...

 

[Mikes_Shadow]

huged him. but suddenly a killer dandelion(sp?) came and ate the guy from the muppets. Jim...

 

[KillMeImIrish]

ate the killer dandylion (since he has mad kung fu skills) and let out a big fart. "oh. that felt good" said Jim. as Jim went along on his journey, he encountered...

 

[i_love_mike_shinoda2]

a pretty girl. The girl seemed sweet until he asked her what her name was. She then..

 

[KillMeImIrish]

told him that she came from the land where they didn't believe in names. they all just called each other "rice." he was so intrigued by this that he...