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Tim Weaver
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ah hugged my left nut and said:
> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>
>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>
>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>
>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>
>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>
> I can't stand the dried ones.
I agree. Only the big, juicy ones are worth the effort.
--
Tim Weaver
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
- Gene Spafford, 1992
> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>
>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>
>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>
>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>
>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>
> I can't stand the dried ones.
I agree. Only the big, juicy ones are worth the effort.
--
Tim Weaver
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
- Gene Spafford, 1992