Re: #flonk IRC chat

On Wed, 21 May 2008 00:07:37 +0100, Temporal Voyager Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>[...]
>>>>Yes, it is still there you ****ing moron.
>>>
>>>You ready to pick up that 517 line thread, weakling?
>>
>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>
>You and Aratzio must share custody of a single brain cell.

No wonder you're so fond of IYKABWAIs, considering your ancestry.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f
 
On Mon, 19 May 2008 19:56:19 -0700, Temporal Voyager Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On Mon, 19 May 2008 17:27:24 -0700, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Lorrill Buyens
><buyensl@interlacken.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sun, 18 May 2008 23:45:25 +0100, Temporal Voyager Timmay!
>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>[...] (Aratzio screams and waves its arms while running away.)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Hey
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Hey spanky. Still sore I see.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"I felt sorry
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I hope they aren't underage dwarves you're feeling up, spanky.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pitiable effort, Dimmy. You even forgot to snip the leading quote.
>>>>>
>>>>>No
>>>>
>>>>Yes, it is still there you ****ing moron.
>>>
>>>You ready to pick up that 517 line thread, weakling?
>>
>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a midge fly and a carrot.
Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a tapeworm and a rutabaga.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f
 
Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>[...]
>>>>>Yes, it is still there you ****ing moron.
>>>>
>>>>You ready to pick up that 517 line thread, weakling?
>>>
>>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>>
>>You and Aratzio must share custody of a single brain cell.
>
>No wonder you're so fond of IYKABWAIs, considering your ancestry.

If you think that satirising your white-hot flame from another thread
is an IKY, then I've misjudged you and you're in the tackling dummy
class that Ploddy and RatGirl vegitate.

Ancestry? Aren't you Scottish? <laugh>

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>>>>Yes, it is still there you ****ing moron.
>>>>>
>>>>>You ready to pick up that 517 line thread, weakling?
>>>>
>>>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>>>
>>> You and Aratzio must share custody of a single brain cell.
>>>
>>> <laugh>
>>
>>Laughing at your own pathetic reply noted and pitied.
>
> cough plagiarized cough

I could forgive your imbecilic chum Ploddy for not seeing the original
comment, but you've got no excuse for such blatant stupidity apart
from your very limited vocabulary. To plagiarise is to steal anothers
work illicitly. Do you understand what the word illicit means, idiot?
The intention was quite obviously to satirise anothers work.

Do you remember this?

"I'd make more of an effort to draw you into another flame war, but
given your constant snipping and running its clear you want to stay
out of any threads where you might make another mistake and I'll round
on those mistakes and punt you from another thread."

After dropping the other threads, you've decided to follow up another
one of my posts with a single word and you still royally ****ed it
up. You really must enjoy being treated like a public urinal.

Be gone, spankard.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
On Thu, 22 May 2008 00:36:45 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>>> Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You and Aratzio must share custody of a single brain cell.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <laugh>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Laughing at your own pathetic reply noted and pitied.
>>>>>
>>>>> <guffaw>
>>>>>
>>>>> You're such a ****ing imbecile, Ploddy.
>>>>
>>>>That was pathetic even for a nobody like you dimmy.
>>>
>>> How you figured out what was dumb about your initial reply or are you
>>> so dumb you can't work it out?
>>
>>Try making sense or I'll ignore you (I don't necessarily prey on the
>>defenseless nits of Usenet like you dimmy)....
>
> Ah, you picked the second option. The 'pathetic reply' was not mine. I
> was paraphrasing an earlier reply by Lorrill.

Who gives a **** what you were doing you whining pisswad? I'd be pretty
accurate if I said nobody.

> As dull, unimaginitive dweebs go, you're pretty dumb, Ploddy.

And this coming from a pedantic, dull, repetitive self-congratulating
net.dead has been.

--
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Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
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On Thu, 22 May 2008 18:07:39 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>> Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>Yes, it is still there you ****ing moron.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You ready to pick up that 517 line thread, weakling?
>>>>>
>>>>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>>>>
>>>> You and Aratzio must share custody of a single brain cell.
>>>>
>>>> <laugh>
>>>
>>>Laughing at your own pathetic reply noted and pitied.
>>
>> cough plagiarized cough
>
> I could forgive your imbecilic chum Ploddy for not seeing the original
> comment, but you've got no excuse for such blatant stupidity apart
> from your very limited vocabulary. To plagiarise is to steal anothers
> work illicitly. Do you understand what the word illicit means, idiot?
> The intention was quite obviously to satirise anothers work.
>
> Do you remember this?
>
> "I'd make more of an effort to draw you into another flame war, but
> given your constant snipping and running its clear you want to stay
> out of any threads where you might make another mistake and I'll round
> on those mistakes and punt you from another thread."
>
> After dropping the other threads, you've decided to follow up another
> one of my posts with a single word and you still royally ****ed it
> up. You really must enjoy being treated like a public urinal.
>
> Be gone, spankard.

I'll have to laugh at all these poorly attempted diversions of yours.
However, no matter how hard you try you can't hide or run from the fact
that there simply was no spank of Aratzio.

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:

[...] (Aratzio isn't spanked. Waaahhhhhh!)

The alt.flame FAQ doesn't share your optimistic appraisal of the
situation, Ploddy.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
[...]
>> Ah, you picked the second option. The 'pathetic reply' was not mine. I
>> was paraphrasing an earlier reply by Lorrill.
>
>Who gives a **** what you were doing you whining pisswad? I'd be pretty
>accurate if I said nobody.

It'd be pretty accurate if I said you spent most of your time posting
to Usenet under the influence of Marinol. You take so many pills you
must rattle, Ploddy.

>> As dull, unimaginitive dweebs go, you're pretty dumb, Ploddy.
>
>And this coming from a pedantic, dull, repetitive self-congratulating
>net.dead has been.

It really does rankle you that I claimed spank on your bigotted
spankard chum, doesn't it? Face facts, he's spanked and you're long
since spanked and a never was.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
On Thu, 22 May 2008 18:07:09 +0100, Temporal Voyager Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>[...]
>>>>>>Yes, it is still there you ****ing moron.
>>>>>
>>>>>You ready to pick up that 517 line thread, weakling?
>>>>
>>>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>>>
>>>You and Aratzio must share custody of a single brain cell.
>>
>>No wonder you're so fond of IYKABWAIs, considering your ancestry.
>
>If you think that satirising your white-hot flame from another thread

Satire generally doesn't consist of repeating a comment nearly-verbatim. HTH.

>is an IKY, then I've misjudged you and you're in the tackling dummy
>class that Ploddy and RatGirl vegitate.
>
>Ancestry? Aren't you Scottish? <laugh>

Not unless it sneaked into my "natural" father's bloodline somewhere down the
road. Heck, he could be Alpha Centaurian for all I'd know. Or care.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f
 
On Fri, 23 May 2008 22:06:09 +0100
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >Timmay! wrote:
> [...]
> >> Ah, you picked the second option. The 'pathetic reply' was not mine. I
> >> was paraphrasing an earlier reply by Lorrill.
> >
> >Who gives a **** what you were doing you whining pisswad? I'd be pretty
> >accurate if I said nobody.
>
> It'd be pretty accurate

Are you peeking in his window?

> if I said you spent most of your time posting
> to Usenet under the influence of Marinol.

And your medical background is what exactly?

> You take so many pills you
> must rattle, Ploddy.
>
Is he a gourd then?


> >> As dull, unimaginitive dweebs go, you're pretty dumb, Ploddy.
> >
> >And this coming from a pedantic, dull, repetitive self-congratulating
> >net.dead has been.
>
> It really does rankle you that I claimed spank on your bigotted
> spankard chum, doesn't it? Face facts, he's spanked and you're long
> since spanked and a never was.
>

Who is the victim of yuor a\/\/3s0m3 f14m463?

--
BUSH CHEAPER THAN SCROOGE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/05/23/military-pay-cut/
 
On Fri, 23 May 2008 22:06:04 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Aratzio isn't spanked

Glad to see I drilled this deep enough into your cement block head for you
to now realize there was no spank of Aratzio.



--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794
 
On Fri, 23 May 2008 22:06:09 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
> [...]
>>> Ah, you picked the second option. The 'pathetic reply' was not mine. I
>>> was paraphrasing an earlier reply by Lorrill.
>>
>>Who gives a **** what you were doing you whining pisswad? I'd be pretty
>>accurate if I said nobody.
>
> It'd be pretty accurate

Thanks for agreeing with me again dimmy.



--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794
 
"Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:1t6b01.nek.17.1@news.alt.net...
> On Fri, 23 May 2008 22:06:04 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
>> Aratzio isn't spanked
>
> Glad to see I drilled this deep enough into your cement block head for you
> to now realize there was no spank of Aratzio.

We hear ya, Fat-Boi.

HJ
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:

[...] (Aratzio isn't spanked. Waaahhhhhh!)

You're so touchy about the subject, Ploddy.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:

[...] (Aratzio isn't spanked. Waaahhhhhh!)

Your chum has given up and dropped outstanding threads, again.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
[...]
>> It really does rankle you that I claimed spank on your bigotted
>> spankard chum, doesn't it? Face facts, he's spanked and you're long
>> since spanked and a never was.
>
>Who is the victim of yuor a\/\/3s0m3 f14m463?

Just some unless nobody from AUK, again. Its not exactly a target rich
environment at the moment.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>>Lorrill Buyens <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>>Temporal Voyager Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> said:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>Yes, it is still there you ****ing moron.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You ready to pick up that 517 line thread, weakling?
>>>>>
>>>>>Dimmy Thorne, offspring of a parrot and a slug.
>>>>
>>>>You and Aratzio must share custody of a single brain cell.
>>>
>>>No wonder you're so fond of IYKABWAIs, considering your ancestry.
>>
>>If you think that satirising your white-hot flame from another thread
>
>Satire generally doesn't consist of repeating a comment nearly-verbatim. HTH.

I was contemplating following this up with a cascade, but I didn't
think you'd see the funny side.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
On Sun, 25 May 2008 13:17:19 +0100
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

> Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
> >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> [...]
> >> It really does rankle you that I claimed spank on your bigotted
> >> spankard chum, doesn't it? Face facts, he's spanked and you're long
> >> since spanked and a never was.
> >
> >Who is the victim of yuor a\/\/3s0m3 f14m463?
>
> Just some unless nobody from AUK, again.

And this is you proving that he dosent rent headspace?

>Its not exactly a target rich
> environment at the moment.
>

Usenet is what you make it :)

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/05/23/biden-gop-war/
 
On Sun, 25 May 2008 13:16:59 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
> [...] (Aratzio isn't spanked. Waaahhhhhh!)
>
> You're so touchy about the subject, Ploddy.

Says the net.dead nincompoop who whined about it 4 times since my last
visit to AUK.

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794
 
Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>> >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> [...]
>> >> It really does rankle you that I claimed spank on your bigotted
>> >> spankard chum, doesn't it? Face facts, he's spanked and you're long
>> >> since spanked and a never was.
>> >
>> >Who is the victim of yuor a\/\/3s0m3 f14m463?
>>
>> Just some unless nobody from AUK, again.
>
>And this is you proving that he dosent rent headspace?

This is me wondering which nobody from AUK you're referring to. Its
like a Cecil B DeMille film in there...

>>Its not exactly a target rich environment at the moment.
>
>Usenet is what you make it :)

I don't really have the time to read dozens of newsgroups looking for
entertainment.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 

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